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- What’s Winnie’s favorite bird?… Christopher Robin. (Bird Jokes)
- Who lives in the scary Hundred Acre Wood?… Winnie the Boo. (Halloween Jokes & Ghost Jokes)
- What did Winnie-the-Pooh say to Jerry Maguire?… “Show me the Honey!” (Bee Jokes & Movie Jokes)
- Where does Kanga take Roo for breakfast?… IHOP! (Breakfast Jokes)
- What does Winnie-the-Pooh and Jabba the Hutt have in common?… The same middle name. (Star Wars Jokes)
- What does Pooh wear to bed?… POOH-jamas. (Napping Jokes)
- What does Winnie-the-Pooh say when he cries?… Pooh-hoo.
- What did Winnie-the-Pooh say when he was offered dessert?… “No thanks, I’m stuffed.” (Dessert Jokes)
- What does Pooh walk on?… His bear feet. (Walking Jokes)
- What do you get when you cross a Pooh with a honey jar?… A very sticky situation!