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More Winnie the Pooh Jokes…

  1. What’s Winnie’s favorite bird?… Christopher Robin. (Bird Jokes)
  2. Who lives in the scary Hundred Acre Wood?… Winnie the Boo. (Halloween Jokes & Ghost Jokes)
  3. What did Winnie-the-Pooh say to Jerry Maguire?… “Show me the Honey!” (Bee Jokes & Movie Jokes)
  4. Where does Kanga take Roo for breakfast?… IHOP! (Breakfast Jokes)
  5. What does Winnie-the-Pooh and Jabba the Hutt have in common?… The same middle name. (Star Wars Jokes)
  6. What does Pooh wear to bed?… POOH-jamas. (Napping Jokes)
  7. What does Winnie-the-Pooh say when he cries?… Pooh-hoo.
  8. What did Winnie-the-Pooh say when he was offered dessert?… “No thanks, I’m stuffed.” (Dessert Jokes)
  9. What does Pooh walk on?… His bear feet. (Walking Jokes)
  10. What do you get when you cross a Pooh with a honey jar?… A very sticky situation!