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- Knock knockout?…Who is there?…Boo… Boo Who?… Don’t cry! We have the best jokes about bees.
- Did you hear the one about the Easter Bunny who sat on a bee? … It’s a tender tail!
- Which insect doesn’t play well in football?… The fumble bee. (Football Jokes)
- What is the smartest insect?… A spelling bee. (Bee Jokes)
- Who is the bees favorite singer?… Sting! (Music Jokes)
- Knock knock… Who is there?… Bee… Bee who?… Bee-ware! It’s Friday the Thirteenth! (Friday the 13th Jokes)
- What Valentine’s message can you find in a honeycomb?… Bee mine. (Funny Valentine’s Day Jokes)
- Did you know bees become indecisive after April?… They become maybees. (Top 10 Jokes for Each Month & Bee Jokes)
- Knock, knock… Who’s there?… Noah… Noah, who?… Noah good joke about bees? (Summer Olympic Knock Knock Jokes)
- What is smarter than a talking penguin?… A spelling bee!
- Knock Knock… Who’s there?… June… June who?… June know how to tell a good bee knock-knock joke?
- Knock Knock… Who’s there?… June… June who?… June know any good bee knock knock jokes? (June Jokes & Spring Knock Knock Jokes)
- What did one bee say to the other?… I love bee-ing with you, honey! (Funny Valentine’s Day Jokes)
- Why did the bee go to the barbershop?… To get a buzz-cut. (Barber Jokes)
- What did the boy bee say to the girl bee on Valentine’s Day?… You are bee-utiful! (Funny Valentine’s Day Jokes)
- What’s more amazing than a talking dog?… A Spelling Bee. (Dog Jokes for Kids & 26 Kindergarten Lessons ABC)
- What type of apple do bees like to use to make pie?… Honeycrisp! (Apple Jokes & Apple Pie Jokes)
- What kind of bee can’t be understood?… A mumble bee!
- How does a bee brush its hair?… With its honeycomb. (Barber Jokes)
- What’s a bees favorite novel?… The Great Gats-bee! (Book Jokes)
- What did the bee to the other bee in summer?… Swarm here isn’t it! (Summer Jokes for Kids)
- What is a bee’s favorite part of a relationship?… The Honeymoon period. (Valentine’s Day Jokes)
- What TV station do bees watch?… Bee bee c one!
- What do you get if you cross a bee with a door bell?… A hum dinger!
- What do bees chew?… Bumble-gum. (Bee Jokes for Kids)
- What do you call a bee born in May?… A maybe! (Funny Jokes for Each Month)
- Can bees fly in the rain?… Not without their little yellow jackets! (Funny Spring Jokes & Rain Jokes)
- Which month can’t make a decision on a math test?… MAYbe. (May Jokes & Math Jokes for Teachers)
- What’s a bee’s favorite sport?… Rugbee. (Rugby Jokes for Kids)
- Who is the bees favorite pop group?… The bee gees!
- What does a bee do when it is hot at summer camp?… He takes off his yellow jacket. (Summer Camp Jokes)
- Why did one bee tease the other bee?… Because he was acting like a bay-bee! (Baby Jokes)
- What kind of bees hum and drop things?… A fumble bee! (101 Sports Jokes)
- Why did the bees go on strike?… Because they wanted more honey and shorter working flowers! (U.S. Teacher Unions & Labor Day Jokes)
- Why was the bee mad?… You’d be mad too if someone stole your honey and nectar. (Honey Jokes)
- Why did the bee get married?… He found his honey. (Valentine’s Day Jokes & Wedding Jokes)
- What do you call a Bee that tries to interfere with an election?… A Cagey Bee. (Election Jokes)
- What do you give a bee on the first day of class?… A Sylla-buzz. (180 School Jokes & Jokes for the 1st day of School)
- What’s a bee-line?… The shortest distance between two buzz-stops! (Bus Jokes)
- What is a bees favorite shape?… A Rhom-buzz, of course. (101 Pi Day Jokes & Math Jokes)
- My son came home from school and said, “My teacher gave me a B for my biology practical.” I said, “That’s good.” He said, “Not really. Everyone else got a frog to cut up.” (180 School Jokes & Biology Jokes for Kids)
- How does a bee get to class?… On the school-buzz. (180 School Jokes)
- Can bees fly in the rain?… Not without their little yellow jackets!
- What do you call a bee who’s had a spell put on him?… He’s bee-witched! (Halloween Jokes)
- What do you call a bears without ears?… B’s (Animal Jokes for Kids)
- What do you get when you cross a racing dog with a bumblebee?… A greyhound buzz! (Dog Jokes for Kids)
- What does a bee get at McDonalds?… A humburger! (Hamburger Jokes)
- What do you call a wasp?… A wanna-bee!
- Who is Burt’s Bees wax’s summer camp roommate?… Ernie’s bees wax! (Summer Camp Jokes & Sesame Street Jokes)
- What kind of bee is a sore loser?… a cryba-bee (101 Sports Jokes)
- Who protects the Queen Bee?… Her Hub-bee. (Valentine’s Day Jokes & Wedding Jokes)
- What bee is good for your health?… Vitamin bee!
- What did the bee say to the naughty bee?… Bee-hive yourself!
- What’s a bees favorite flower?… A bee-gonias! (Flower Jokes)
- Where do bees go on holiday?… Stingapore! (World Geography Jokes)
- What type of apple do bees like?… Honeycrisp! (Apple Jokes)
- What did the bee say to the flower?… Hello honey! (Flower Jokes)
- What did the confused bee say?… To bee or not to bee! (English Jokes)
- What do you call a Bee who is having a bad hair day?… A Frisbee. (Barber Jokes)
- What is even smarter than a talking worm?… A spelling bee. (Worm Jokes)
- What do you call a bee explorer?… Christopher Colum-buzz. (World Geography Jokes& Columbus Day Jokes)
- What is a baby bee?… A little humbug! (Christmas Jokes)
- What did the bee say to the other bee when they landed on the same flower?… Buzz off. (Doctor Jokes)
- What does a bee style his hair with?… a honeycomb. (Barber Jokes)
- What letter makes honey?… b (Is Spelling Really Important? & 26 Kindergarten Lessons ABC)
- Why did the bee started talking poetry?… He was waxing lyrical! (Top English Jokes)
- What did the sushi say to the bee?… Wassabee!
- What does Pooh Bear call his girl friend?… Hunny! (Winnie the Pooh Jokes & Top Winnie the Pooh Quotes)
- What are the cleverest bees?… Spelling bees! (Is Spelling Really Important? & 26 Kindergarten Lessons ABC)
- What is a bee’s favorite classical music composer?… Bee-thoven!
- Who is a bee’s favorite painter?… Pablo Beecasso!
- What do you call a bee that lives in America?… USB (Top 10 Jokes for Each State)
- What do bees do if they want to use public transport?… Wait at a buzz stop!
- What kind of animal kills a lot of people?… Hepatitis Bee. (Doctor Jokes)
- Why do bees buzz?… Because they can’t whistle!
- What do you call bees buzzing in unison?… Stingalongs.
- What does the bee Santa Claus say?… Ho hum hum! (Christmas Jokes)
- Why do bees hum?… Because they’ve forgotten the words!
- How do you fight a killer bee?… With a Buzz-ooka.
- How do you propose to the queen bee?… With a Ru-Bee ring.
- How does a queen bee get around her hive?… She’s throne!
- What do you get if you cross a horse with a bee?… Neigh buzz.
- What do you call a bee you can’t share secrets with?… a blab-bee.
- What is big, grey, and has a lot of red bumps?… An elephant that was stung by a bunch of bees. (Elephant Jokes)
- “Waiter waiter! Theres a bee in my taco!” “Yes sir, it is the fly’s day off.” (Taco Jokes)
- What do you get if you cross a skunk and a bee?… An animal that stinks as it stings. (Skunk Jokes & Bee Jokes)