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  1. ?…Boo… Boo Who?… Don’t cry! We have the best jokes about bees.
  2. A cheerleader wants to warn her friend a bee is flying straight towards her so what does she yell?… BEE, AGGRESSIVE, BEE BEE AGGRESSIVE! (Cheerleading Jokes)
  3. What singer would be a great spokesperson for World Bee Day?… Sting! (Music Jokes)
  4. What do you call a bee that doesn’t cost anything?… A free-bee.
  5. Where did Noah keep his bees?… In the ark hives. (Social Studies Jokes)
  6. What’s more amazing than a talking dog?… A Spelling Bee. (Dog Jokes for Kids & 26 Kindergarten Lessons ABC)
  7. When I bought some fruit trees, the nursery owner gave me some insects to help with pollination… They were free bees. (Bee Jokes & Flower Jokes)
  8. What do you call a bee that’s returned from the dead?… A zom-bee. (Zombie Jokes)
  9. How do you propose to the queen bee?… With a Ru-Bee ring. (Wedding Jokes)
  10. Who is the bees favorite singer?… Sting! (Music Jokes)
  11. Did you know bees become indecisive after April 30th?… They become maybees. (Top 10 Jokes for Each Month & Bee Jokes)
  12. As soon as the bees were finished making their hive, they threw a big house-swarming party.
  13. What is a bee’s favorite part of a relationship?… The Honeymoon period. (Valentine’s Day Jokes & Wedding Jokes)
  14. No one at the party wanted to hear that bee talk about himself… but he just kept droning on.
  15. My son came home from school and said, “My teacher gave me a B for my biology practical.” I said, “That’s good.” He said, “Not really. Everyone else got a frog to cut up.” (180 School Jokes & Biology Jokes for Kids)
  16. Who is the bees favorite pop group of all-time?… The Bee Gees! (365 Music Jokes)
  17. Which insect doesn’t play well in football?… The fumble bee. (Football Jokes)
  18. What kind of bee can’t be understood?… A mumble bee!
  19. What would you call a Minion that is covered in black stripes?… A despicable bee. (Minion Jokes)
  20. Why are bees good at job interviews?… Because they know all of the buzz-words. (Labor Day Jokes)
  21. Who protects the Queen Bee?… Her Hub-bee. (Valentine’s Day Jokes & Wedding Jokes)
  22. What’s the difference between Harry Potter and a spelling bee contestant?… One conjures spells and the other spells conjure. (Harry Potter Jokes)
  23. What do you give a bee on the first day of class?… A Sylla-buzz. (180 School Jokes & Jokes for the 1st day of School)
  24. What type of apple do bees like?… Honeycrisp! (Apple Jokes)
  25. What bee is good for your health?… Vitamin bee!
  26. What did the bee to the other bee in summer?… Swarm here isn’t it! (Summer Jokes for Kids)
  27. What do you get if you cross a bee with a door bell?… A hum dinger!
  28. What do you call a bee born in May?… A maybe! (Funny Jokes for Each Month)
  29. Where do bees go on holiday?… Sting apore and Bee – jing! (World Geography Jokes)
  30. Why did the bee go to the barbershop?… To get a buzz-cut. (Barber Jokes)
  31. What’s a bee’s favorite sport?… Rugbee. (Rugby Jokes for Kids)
  32. What do you call a bee that tries to interfere with an election?… A Cagey Bee. (Election Jokes)
  33. What is a bee’s favorite classical music composer?… Bee-thoven! (365 Music Jokes)
  34. Why did the bees go on strike?… Because they wanted more honey and shorter working flowers! (U.S. Teacher Unions & Labor Day Jokes)
  35. What do you call a wasp?… A wanna-bee!
  36. What’s a bees favorite flower?… A bee-gonias! (Flower Jokes)
  37. What did the bee say to the naughty bee?… Bee-hive yourself!
  38. What do you call a bee who is having a bad hair day?… A Frisbee. (Barber Jokes)
  39. What do you call a bee that falls down a hill while hiking?… A stumble bee. (Hiking Jokes)
  40. Knock knock… Who is there?… Bee… Bee who?… Bee-ware! It’s Friday the Thirteenth! (Friday the 13th Jokes)
  41. What did the sushi say to the bee?… Wassabee!
  42. What TV station do bees watch?… Bee bee c one!
  43. What is a bee’s favorite song?… Let it bee. (365 Music Jokes)
  44. What’s a bees favorite novel?… The Great Gats-bee! (Book Jokes)
  45. What is the most common blood type for bees?… Bee positive! (Doctor Jokes)
  46. Nine bees made their way to Mordor… It was the fellowship of the Sting. (101 Lord of the Rings Jokes)
  47. How do bees travel to trees?… They take the buzz. (Tree Jokes & Bus Jokes)
  48. What does a bee do during a heat wave?… He takes off his yellow jacket! (Heat Wave Jokes)
  49. How does a bee get to class?… On the school-buzz. (180 School Jokes)
  50. What Valentine’s message can you find in a honeycomb?… Bee mine. (Funny Valentine’s Day Jokes)