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- Knock knock?…Who is there?…Boo… Boo Who?… Don’t cry! We have the best milk jokes.
- Where do Russians get their milk?… From Mos-cows (World Geography Jokes & Cow Jokes)
- What kind of snacks do little monkeys have with their milk?… Chocolate chimp cookies! (Milk Jokes & Monkey Jokes)
- What do you get when you cross an ice-cream, a dog, and a cow?… A milk-shake! (Dog Jokes / Cow Jokes / Milk Jokes)
- I got really sick after drinking milk with cream… My stomach was churning for a while… but now I’m finally feeling butter. (Milk Jokes & Butter Jokes)
- What’s a groundhog’s favorite drink?… Hole milk. (Ground Hog Day Jokes)
- What do you call a cow stuck in a hurricane?… a milkshake. (Hurricane Jokes & Cow Jokes)
- The doctor told me to get in a bathtub full of milk to soothe my sunburn. I asked him, “Pasteurized?” He said, “No, just up to your neck.” (Doctor Jokes & Sun Jokes)
- What do you call a cow that doesn’t give milk?… A MILK DUD! (Candy Jokes & Cow Jokes)
- What do you call milk that gets everything she wants?… Spoiled milk.
- What’s the fastest liquid on earth?… Milk. It’s pasteurized before you can see it. (Track Jokes & Cow Jokes)
- Why don’t cows have any money?… Because farmers milk them dry. (Farming Jokes & Cow Jokes)
- I want to open a milk factory and name the company “Legend.” It’ll be “Legend-Dairy.” (Labor Day Jokes)
- What do you get when a pasteurizing factory experiences an earthquake?… Milkshake. (Earthquake Jokes & Cow Jokes)
- What do you call a cow that doesn’t produce any milk?… An udder failure.
- Where do for Super Bowl quarterbacks go when they get old?… Out to pass-ture. (Cow Jokes & Super Bowl Jokes)
- My friend got fired from his cow milking job because of his erratic behavior… He was a danger to himself and udders. (Labor Day Jokes)
- What is the cow’s favorite candy bar?… Milky Way. (Candy Jokes & Cow Jokes)
- Studies show cows produce more milk when the farmer talks to them…. It’s a case of in one ear and out the udder.
- What do you call a cow in an earthquake?… A milkshake. (Milk Jokes & Cow Jokes)
- Where do astronaut cows go to get milk?… The Milky Way! (Astronomy Jokes & Cow Jokes)
- What did one dairy cow say to another?… Got milk? (Cow Jokes)
- Why did the cow cross the road?… To get to the udder side.
- After returning from the eye doctor, my dad started chugging milk straight from the carton. When asked why, he said, “The doctor told me I don’t need glasses.” (Doctor Jokes)
- What do you call a mother cow who has just given birth?… De-calfinated. (Coffee Jokes)
- I prefer to have my milk churned… It’s butter that way.
- What do you get from an Alaskan cow?… Ice Cream.
- Why can’t Swiss cheese be part of a fat-free diet?… It’s made with hole milk
- What does an invisible man drink?… Evaporated milk! (Funny Halloween Jokes)
- Why doesn’t Bernie Sanders like low-fat milk?… It’s the one percent.
- Cashier: Will you want the milk in a bag today sir? Customer: I’ll just keep it in the carton if you don’t mind.
- How did the cow soccer team win the game?… By milking the clock.
- How did the dairy farmer locate his missing cow?… He tractor down. (Farming Jokes)
- Some guy threw a gallon of milk at my head… How dairy!
- What do you get from pampered cows?… Spoiled milk.
- What has one horn and gives milk?… A milk truck.
- Where does a cow stop to drink?… The milky way!
- How did Reese eat her milk and cereal?… Witherspoon. (Cereal Jokes)
- What happened when the cow tried to jump the new barbed wire fence the farmer built?… Udder destruction
- Knock, knock… Who’s there?… Noah… Noah, who?… Noah good joke about milk?
- If a cow doesn’t produce milk, it’s both an udder failure, and a milk dud.
- Why can’t dairy cows dance?… They have 2 left feet.
- Why does a milking stool have only 3 legs?… Because the cow has the utter. (Biology Jokes)
- Is it weird that a milk carton has a date and I don’t? (Funny Valentine’s Day Jokes)
- What did mama cow say to baby cow?… It’s pasture bedtime. (Mom Jokes & Napping Jokes)
- Knock Knock… Who’s there?… June… June who?… June know how to tell a good milk knock-knock joke?
- What is a skeleton’s favorite drink?…Milk, it’s white and good for your bones. (Biology Jokes & Skeleton Jokes)
- How easy is it to milk a cow?… It’s a piece of steak.
- Did you hear about the breed of cows that are unable to stop laughing?… Apparently they are a laughing stock.
- Knock Knock… Who’s there?… June… June who?… June know any good milk knock knock jokes? (June Jokes & Spring Knock Knock Jokes)
- How do you tell the difference between a bull and a milk cow?… It is either one or the udder.
- What kind of milk comes from a forgetful cow?… Milk of Amnesia.
- I would tell you a milk joke, but it is whey too cheesy! (Cheese Jokes)
- Where do milkshakes come from?… Nervous cows.
- What’s the hardest part when making skimmed milk?… Throwing the cow across the lake.
- The udder day I drank milk… It was udderly delicious.
- A farmer walks up to his farmer neighbor with a jug of milk. The farmer says “I milked your cow.” The neighbor replies “I have a bull not a cow.”
- Why is it called Almond Milk?… Because no one would buy it if it was called Nut Juice.
- Why did the cow have no toes?… Because he was lack toes intolerant. (Biology Jokes)
- How do you make a milkshake?… Give a cow a pogo stick.
- What is the worst part of milking a cow?… The smell of the dairy air.
- Why did the pirate want milk poured on him?… He was Captain Crunch! (Cereal Jokes)
- What happened when the milk was too cold?… It got the milk shakes.
- What kind of milk do you find in the dessert?… Powdered milk.
- I got attacked by a man with cheese and a bit of milk… How dairy!!
- Why couldn’t the dairy farmer find his home?… He lost the whey!
- What’s the difference between my dad and the milk man… the milk man comes back with the stinking milk.
- What do you get when a cow doesn’t give anymore milk?… A milk dud.
- What did they call Mickey after he had a milkshake?… Milky Mouse. (Disney Jokes)
- What kind of Bees make milk?… BooBees.
- Why did the farmer only raise brown cows?… He loved chocolate milk!
- Where did cavemen get their milk?… From Wooly Cows.
- What kind of milk does a new age calf drink… Dairy free.
- Do you know why the cow jumped over the moon?… The farmer had cold hands. (Full Moon Jokes)
- Where do you get milk from?… The Milky Way of course!
- What do you get when you cross a cow and a duck?… Milk and Quackers!
- “Son, what’re you drinking?” “Soy milk.” “Hola milk, soy es tu padre!”
- Why did the boy want a chocolate milk mustache?… To look like Super Mario.
- What is as big as a glass of milk but weighs nothing?… It’s shadow.
- Why didn’t the cows eat the lemon grass… It made sour milk.
- What did the boy say when his brother stole his chocolate milk… How dairy.
- What do you call a gallon of milk that comes to life?… Frankenmilk.
- My boyfriend came over today and stole my milk… How dairy.
- A guy spills milk on a me I say ,”It’s OK we all make mistakes sometimes, but apparently your mom made a big one.”
- Why did the kitten drink all the milk?… Because kittens love milk!
- Once my dad left to get milk then I realized we own a cow.
- How did the cow basketball team win the game?… By milking the clock.