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More Penguin Jokes…

  1. Why don’t you see any penguins in Britain?… Because they’re afraid of Wales! (World Geography Jokes)
  2. What’s a penguin’s favorite relative?… Aunt Arctica! (Geography Jokes for Kids)
  3. They are doing a new sequel to the movie “March of the Penguins.”… They are calling it “April of the Penguins!” (Top 10 Jokes for Each Month Movie Jokes)
  4. What do penguins wear on their heads?… Ice caps!
  5. What do penguins eat for lunch?… Ice-burgers!
  6. Where do penguins go to the movies?… At the dive-in!
  7. What’s a penguin’s favorite salad?… Iceberg lettuce!
  8. How does a penguin make pancakes?… With its flippers!
  9. What do you call a penguin in the desert?… Lost!
  10. Why are penguins good race drivers?… Because they’re always in the pole position! (101 Sports Jokes for Kids)
  11. Where do penguins go swimming?… At the South Pool!
  12. How do Penguins drink their cola?… On the rocks.
  13. What do Penguins like to eat?… Brrrrrrrritos. (Burrito Jokes for Kids)
  14. Who is a Penguin’s favorite pop star?… Seal.