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Top Joke Pages:
- Why don’t you see any penguins in Britain?… Because they’re afraid of Wales! (World Geography Jokes)
- What’s a penguin’s favorite relative?… Aunt Arctica! (Geography Jokes for Kids)
- They are doing a new sequel to the movie “March of the Penguins.”… They are calling it “April of the Penguins!” (Top 10 Jokes for Each Month & Movie Jokes)
- What do penguins wear on their heads?… Ice caps!
- What do penguins eat for lunch?… Ice-burgers!
- Where do penguins go to the movies?… At the dive-in!
- What’s a penguin’s favorite salad?… Iceberg lettuce!
- How does a penguin make pancakes?… With its flippers!
- What do you call a penguin in the desert?… Lost!
- Why are penguins good race drivers?… Because they’re always in the pole position! (101 Sports Jokes for Kids)
- Where do penguins go swimming?… At the South Pool!
- How do Penguins drink their cola?… On the rocks.
- What do Penguins like to eat?… Brrrrrrrritos. (Burrito Jokes for Kids)
- Who is a Penguin’s favorite pop star?… Seal.