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January 4th is National Spaghetti Day. National Spaghetti Day Jokes!

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  1. Knock knock?…Who is there?…Boo… Boo Who?… Don’t cry! We have the best spaghetti jokes.
  2. What is the best type of tea?… Spaghett-tea! (Tea Jokes)
  3. Your dinner won’t be long… Unless it’s spaghetti.
  4. A restaurant served me soggy spaghetti… So I put in a re-straining order. (Police Jokes & Lawyer Jokes)
  5. My sister bet me a $1,000,000 that I couldn’t make a car out of spaghetti… you should have seen her face when I drove pasta. (Car Jokes)
  6. I threw out a noodle I found in a packet of spaghetti… It was the impasta. (Pasta Jokes)
  7. I asked the flight attendant what was in the spaghetti sauce… She said don’t worry it’s plane pasta. (Plane Jokes & Pilot Jokes)
  8. Eminem was the first celebrity to be diagnosed with Coronavirus. In a statement released by doctors, it has been revealed that his palms were sweaty, knees weak and arms were heavy. He presented with vomit on his sweater already. Initial testing has revealed it was mom’s spaghetti. (Music Jokes)
  9. Why did the spaghetti miss the field trip?… It lost its parmesan slip. (Jokes for Teachers & Field Trip Jokes)
  10. Where did the spaghetti go to dance?… The meat ball! (Meatball Jokes)
  11. There was a pile up on Spaghetti Junction today… Reports say that 4 people were injured and 3 pasta way. (Pasta Jokes)
  12. Scouting report for the spaghetti basketball team: Very unselfish offensively. They pasta the ball exceptionally well. Defensively, their length really gives teams trouble on defense. (365 Basketball Jokes)
  13. Where does a good Christian spaghetti go when he needs guidance?… To his local pasta.
  14. Spaghetti with Meatballs isn’t real Italian cuisine. It’s made in America, posing as Italian cuisine. Spaghetti with Meatballs is an IMPASTA(Pasta Jokes & Meatball Jokes)
  15. Did you hear that the spaghetti noodle got into a car accident?… Paramedics tried to save him, but in the end, he pasta-way. (Pasta Jokes & Car Jokes)
  16. What did the macaroni say to the spaghetti in the boxing ring?… Come and spaghet it! (Boxing Jokes)
  17. I really like going to the Old Spaghetti Factory, but… I just wish they would make me a fresh plate. (Pasta Jokes)
  18. If I waited too long to eat my spaghetti, would I be…. Pro-pasta-nating? (Pasta Jokes)
  19. They say you are what you eat… but I am not spaghetti!
  20. When born, Arnold Schwarzenegger got a job serving spaghetti for a local coffee shop… He was known as the pasta barista baby. (Coffee Jokes Movie Jokes)
  21. Eating Dinner With My Friends One of them, sitting at the end of the table, points at the spaghetti in a container placed in the middle of the table. Me: “What do you want?” Him “Pasta bowl.” (Pasta Jokes)
  22. Why did the meatballs tell the spaghetti to go to sleep?… It was pasta bedtime. (Pasta Jokes)
  23. I quit eating spaghetti… Now it’s a thing of the pasta. (Pasta Jokes)
  24. What’s the difference between girl spaghetti and boy spaghetti?… Meatballs. (Meatball Jokes)