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- Knock knockout?…Who is there?…Boo… Boo Who?… Don’t cry! We have the best jokes about bees.
- A cheerleader wants to warn her friend a bee is flying straight towards her so what does she yell?… BEE, AGGRESSIVE, BEE BEE AGGRESSIVE! (Cheerleading Jokes)
- What singer would be a great spokesperson for World Bee Day?… Sting! (Music Jokes)
- What do you call a bee that doesn’t cost anything?… A free-bee.
- Where did Noah keep his bees?… In the ark hives. (Social Studies Jokes)
- What’s more amazing than a talking dog?… A Spelling Bee. (Dog Jokes for Kids & 26 Kindergarten Lessons ABC)
- When I bought some fruit trees, the nursery owner gave me some insects to help with pollination… They were free bees. (Bee Jokes & Flower Jokes)
- What do you call a bee that’s returned from the dead?… A zom-bee. (Zombie Jokes)
- How do you propose to the queen bee?… With a Ru-Bee ring. (Wedding Jokes)
- Who is the bees favorite singer?… Sting! (Music Jokes)
- Did you know bees become indecisive after April 30th?… They become maybees. (Top 10 Jokes for Each Month & Bee Jokes)
- As soon as the bees were finished making their hive, they threw a big house-swarming party.
- What is a bee’s favorite part of a relationship?… The Honeymoon period. (Valentine’s Day Jokes & Wedding Jokes)
- No one at the party wanted to hear that bee talk about himself… but he just kept droning on.
- My son came home from school and said, “My teacher gave me a B for my biology practical.” I said, “That’s good.” He said, “Not really. Everyone else got a frog to cut up.” (180 School Jokes & Biology Jokes for Kids)
- Who is the bees favorite pop group of all-time?… The Bee Gees! (365 Music Jokes)
- Which insect doesn’t play well in football?… The fumble bee. (Football Jokes)
- What kind of bee can’t be understood?… A mumble bee!
- What would you call a Minion that is covered in black stripes?… A despicable bee. (Minion Jokes)
- Why are bees good at job interviews?… Because they know all of the buzz-words. (Labor Day Jokes)
- Who protects the Queen Bee?… Her Hub-bee. (Valentine’s Day Jokes & Wedding Jokes)
- What’s the difference between Harry Potter and a spelling bee contestant?… One conjures spells and the other spells conjure. (Harry Potter Jokes)
- What do you give a bee on the first day of class?… A Sylla-buzz. (180 School Jokes & Jokes for the 1st day of School)
- What type of apple do bees like?… Honeycrisp! (Apple Jokes)
- What bee is good for your health?… Vitamin bee!
- What did the bee to the other bee in summer?… Swarm here isn’t it! (Summer Jokes for Kids)
- What do you get if you cross a bee with a door bell?… A hum dinger!
- What do you call a bee born in May?… A maybe! (Funny Jokes for Each Month)
- Where do bees go on holiday?… Sting apore and Bee – jing! (World Geography Jokes)
- Why did the bee go to the barbershop?… To get a buzz-cut. (Barber Jokes)
- What’s a bee’s favorite sport?… Rugbee. (Rugby Jokes for Kids)
- What do you call a bee that tries to interfere with an election?… A Cagey Bee. (Election Jokes)
- What is a bee’s favorite classical music composer?… Bee-thoven! (365 Music Jokes)
- Why did the bees go on strike?… Because they wanted more honey and shorter working flowers! (U.S. Teacher Unions & Labor Day Jokes)
- What do you call a wasp?… A wanna-bee!
- What’s a bees favorite flower?… A bee-gonias! (Flower Jokes)
- What did the bee say to the naughty bee?… Bee-hive yourself!
- What do you call a bee who is having a bad hair day?… A Frisbee. (Barber Jokes)
- What do you call a bee that falls down a hill while hiking?… A stumble bee. (Hiking Jokes)
- Knock knock… Who is there?… Bee… Bee who?… Bee-ware! It’s Friday the Thirteenth! (Friday the 13th Jokes)
- What did the sushi say to the bee?… Wassabee!
- What TV station do bees watch?… Bee bee c one!
- What is a bee’s favorite song?… Let it bee. (365 Music Jokes)
- What’s a bees favorite novel?… The Great Gats-bee! (Book Jokes)
- What is the most common blood type for bees?… Bee positive! (Doctor Jokes)
- Nine bees made their way to Mordor… It was the fellowship of the Sting. (101 Lord of the Rings Jokes)
- How do bees travel to trees?… They take the buzz. (Tree Jokes & Bus Jokes)
- What does a bee do during a heat wave?… He takes off his yellow jacket! (Heat Wave Jokes)
- How does a bee get to class?… On the school-buzz. (180 School Jokes)
- What Valentine’s message can you find in a honeycomb?… Bee mine. (Funny Valentine’s Day Jokes)
- If there’s a bee in my hand, what’s in my eye?… Beauty. Beauty is in the eye of the bee-holder. (Biology Jokes for Teachers)
- What is the smartest insect?… A spelling bee. (Bee Jokes)
- What do you call a bee explorer?… Christopher Colum-buzz. (World Geography Jokes & Columbus Day Jokes)
- How does a queen bee get around her hive?… She’s throne!
- Why do the bees choose to sting Pooh?… Because he is stuffed with hunny. (Bee Jokes)
- What did one bee say to the other?… I love bee-ing with you, honey!
- What do you call a bee that works for the government?… A pollentician. (Election Jokes)
- What did the bee say to the flower?… Hey, bud! (Flower Jokes)
- What’s a bee’s favorite body part?… Their hon-knees. (101 Lord of the Rings Jokes & Honey Jokes)
- What did one bee say to the other?… I love bee-ing with you, honey! (Funny Valentine’s Day Jokes)
- What do you call a beehive with no exits?… Unbelievable.
- How does a bee brush its hair?… With a honeycomb. (Barber Jokes)
- How do you fight a killer bee?… With a Buzz-ooka. (Army Jokes)
- What do bees chew?… Bumble-gum. (Gum Jokes)
- If you offend an audience of beekeepers… you may hear some veiled threats.
- What happened when the bee phoned home?… She got a buzzy signal.
- What do you call a bee who’s had a spell put on him?… Bee-witched! (Halloween Jokes & Witch Jokes)
- What do bees do if they want to use public transport?… Wait at a buzz stop!
- What do you call a bears without ears?… B’s (Bear Jokes)
- What does the professor bee say when a student asks a question about the course?… It’s on the sylla-buzz. (College Jokes)
- What kind of insect kills a lot of people?… Hepatitis Bee. (Doctor Jokes)
- What is a bees favorite shape?… A Rhom-buzz, of course. (Pi Day Jokes & Math Jokes)
- What is even smarter than a talking worm?… A spelling bee. (Worm Jokes)
- What did the confused bee say?… To bee or not to bee! (Grammar Jokes)
- Why are bees good at job interviews?… Because they know all of the buzz-words. (Labor Day Jokes)
- What do you get when you cross a racing dog with a bumblebee?… A greyhound buzz! (Dog Jokes)
- What did the bee say to the flower?… Hello honey! (Flower Jokes)
- Which bee gives you a second chance?… The Plan Bee.
- What letter makes honey?… b (Is Spelling Really Important? & 26 Kindergarten Lessons ABC)
- What type of apple do bees like to use to make pie?… Honeycrisp! (Apple Jokes & Apple Pie Jokes)
- What did the bee say to the other bee when they landed on the same flower?… Buzz off. (Flower Jokes)
- What do you call bees buzzing in unison?… Stingalongs. (365 Music Jokes)
- Where did Noah keep his bees?… In the ark hives. (Social Studies Jokes)
- Who is Burt’s Bees wax’s summer camp roommate?… Ernie’s bees wax! (Summer Camp Jokes & Sesame Street Jokes)
- What music do bees like?… Bee-bop, Bee-thoven, Bee-yoncé, The Bee-tles, Bee-stie Boys, Cros-bee, Stills, Nash & Young, or Justin Bee-ber? They love Sting. (365 Music Jokes)
- Why do bees hum?… Because they’ve forgotten the words!
- Why did one bee tease the other bee?… Because he was acting like a bay-bee! (Baby Jokes)
- Bee Pun: We bee-long together.
- Can bees fly in the rain?… Not without their little yellow jackets! (Funny Spring Jokes & Rain Jokes)
- Did you hear the one about the Easter Bunny who sat on a bee? … It’s a tender tail! (Easter Jokes)
- What does a bee get at McDonalds?… A humburger! (Hamburger Jokes)
- Why did the bee get married?… He found his honey. (Valentine’s Day Jokes & Wedding Jokes)
- Knock, knock… Who’s there?… Noah… Noah, who?… Noah good joke about bees? (Summer Olympic Knock Knock Jokes)
- What do you call a bee that needs a drink?… Bee-hydrated. (Water Jokes)
- What do you call a bee that lives in America?… USB. (Top 50 State Jokes & Computer Jokes)
- Who is a bee’s favorite painter?… Pablo Beecasso! (Art Jokes)
- What kind of bee is a sore loser?… a cryba-bee. (Baby Jokes)
- What’s a bee-line?… The shortest distance between two buzz-stops! (Bus Jokes)
- Can bees fly in the rain?… Not without their little yellow jackets! (Rain Jokes)
- What do you call a ghost bee?… A boo bee. (Ghost Jokes)