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  1. Knock knockout?…Who is there?…Boo… Boo Who?… Don’t cry! We have the best jokes about bees.
  2. What’s more amazing than a talking dog?… A Spelling Bee. (Dog Jokes for Kids & 26 Kindergarten Lessons ABC)
  3. Why did the bee go to the barbershop?… To get a buzz-cut. (Barber Jokes)
  4. Who is the bees favorite singer?… Sting! (Music Jokes)
  5. Who is the bees favorite pop group?… The Bee Gees! (365 Music Jokes)
  6. Which insect doesn’t play well in football?… The fumble bee. (Football Jokes)
  7. What’s a bee’s favorite sport?… Rugbee. (Rugby Jokes for Kids)
  8. What kind of bee can’t be understood?… A mumble bee!
  9. What do you call a bee that tries to interfere with an election?… A Cagey Bee. (Election Jokes)
  10. What is the smartest insect?… A spelling bee. (Bee Jokes)
  11. What is a bee’s favorite classical music composer?… Bee-thoven! (365 Music Jokes)
  12. How does a bee get to class?… On the school-buzz. (180 School Jokes)
  13. What do you call a bee that works for the government?… A pollentician. (Election Jokes)
  14. My son came home from school and said, “My teacher gave me a B for my biology practical.” I said, “That’s good.” He said, “Not really. Everyone else got a frog to cut up.” (180 School Jokes & Biology Jokes for Kids)
  15. Why did the bees go on strike?… Because they wanted more honey and shorter working flowers! (U.S. Teacher Unions & Labor Day Jokes)
  16. What do you call a bee that falls down a hill while hiking?… A stumble bee. (Hiking Jokes)
  17. What do you call a bee that doesn’t cost anything?… A free-bee.
  18. Where do bees go on holiday?… Stingapore! (World Geography Jokes)
  19. What do you give a bee on the first day of class?… A Sylla-buzz. (180 School Jokes & Jokes for the 1st day of School)
  20. Did you know bees become indecisive after April 30th?… They become maybees. (Top 10 Jokes for Each Month & Bee Jokes)
  21. What do you call a wasp?… A wanna-bee!
  22. No one at the party wanted to hear that bee talk about himself, but he just kept droning on.
  23. What do you call a Bee who is having a bad hair day?… A Frisbee. (Barber Jokes)
  24. What do you get if you cross a bee with a door bell?… A hum dinger!
  25. What is a bee’s favorite part of a relationship?… The Honeymoon period. (Valentine’s Day Jokes)
  26. What did one bee say to the other?… I love bee-ing with you, honey! (Funny Valentine’s Day Jokes)
  27. Knock knock… Who is there?… Bee… Bee who?… Bee-ware! It’s Friday the Thirteenth! (Friday the 13th Jokes)
  28. What did the bee to the other bee in summer?… Swarm here isn’t it! (Summer Jokes for Kids)
  29. Who protects the Queen Bee?… Her Hub-bee. (Valentine’s Day Jokes & Wedding Jokes)
  30. How does a queen bee get around her hive?… She’s throne!
  31. What do you call a bee born in May?… A maybe! (Funny Jokes for Each Month)
  32. What Valentine’s message can you find in a honeycomb?… Bee mine. (Funny Valentine’s Day Jokes)
  33. What did the sushi say to the bee?… Wassabee!
  34. What did the bee say to the naughty bee?… Bee-hive yourself!
  35. What TV station do bees watch?… Bee bee c one!
  36. What do you call a bee that’s returned from the dead? A zom-bee.
  37. What bee is good for your health?… Vitamin bee!
  38. What singer would be a great spokesperson for World Bee Day?… Sting! (Music Jokes)
  39. How does a bee brush its hair?…  With a honeycomb. (Barber Jokes)
  40. How do you fight a killer bee?… With a Buzz-ooka.
  41. If you offend an audience of beekeepers, you may hear some veiled threats.
  42. What do you call a bee who’s had a spell put on him?… Bee-witched! (Halloween Jokes)
  43. What do bees do if they want to use public transport?… Wait at a buzz stop!
  44. What’s a bees favorite flower?… A bee-gonias! (Flower Jokes)
  45. What kind of insect kills a lot of people?… Hepatitis Bee. (Doctor Jokes)
  46. What is a bees favorite shape?… A Rhom-buzz, of course. (101 Pi Day Jokes & Math Jokes)
  47. What is even smarter than a talking worm?… A spelling bee. (Worm Jokes)
  48. What did the confused bee say?… To bee or not to bee! (English Jokes)
  49. Why are bees good at job interviews? Because they know all of the buzz-words.
  50. What did the businesswoman say? We’re in bees-ness now!
  51. How do you propose to the queen bee?… With a Ru-Bee ring.
  52. What do you get when you cross a racing dog with a bumblebee?… A greyhound buzz! (Dog Jokes for Kids)
  53. What did the bee say to the flower?… Hello honey! (Flower Jokes)
  54. Which bee gives you a second chance? The Plan Bee.
  55. What type of apple do bees like to use to make pie?… Honeycrisp! (Apple Jokes & Apple Pie Jokes)
  56. What did the bee say to the other bee when they landed on the same flower?… Buzz off. (Doctor Jokes)
  57. What do you call bees buzzing in unison?… Stingalongs.
  58. Where did Noah keep his bees? In the ark hives.
  59. What does the professor bee say when a student asks a question about the course? It’s on the sylla-buzz.
  60. What’s a bees favorite novel?… The Great Gats-bee! (Book Jokes)
  61. What is the most common blood type for bees? Bee positive!
  62. What letter makes honey?… b (Is Spelling Really Important? & 26 Kindergarten Lessons ABC)
  63. What do you call a bee explorer?… Christopher Colum-buzz. (World Geography Jokes & Columbus Day Jokes)
  64. Why do bees hum?… Because they’ve forgotten the words!
  65. What do you call a bears without ears?… B’s (Animal Jokes for Kids)
  66. What do you call a beehive with no exits? Unbelievable.
  67. Why did one bee tease the other bee?… Because he was acting like a bay-bee! (Baby Jokes)
  68. What do bees chew?… Bumble-gum. (Bee Jokes for Kids)
  69. We bee-long together.
  70. What happened when the bee phoned home? She got a buzzy signal.
  71. Can bees fly in the rain?… Not without their little yellow jackets! (Funny Spring Jokes & Rain Jokes)
  72. Did you hear the one about the Easter Bunny who sat on a bee? … It’s a tender tail!
  73. What does a bee get at McDonalds?… A humburger! (Hamburger Jokes)
  74. Why did the bee get married?… He found his honey. (Valentine’s Day Jokes & Wedding Jokes)
  75. Knock, knock… Who’s there?… Noah… Noah, who?… Noah good joke about bees? (Summer Olympic Knock Knock Jokes)
  76. What do you call a bee that lives in America?… USB (Top 10 Jokes for Each State)
  77. Who is a bee’s favorite painter?… Pablo Beecasso!
  78. What kind of bee is a sore loser?… a cryba-bee (101 Sports Jokes)
  79. Who is Burt’s Bees wax’s summer camp roommate?… Ernie’s bees wax! (Summer Camp Jokes & Sesame Street Jokes)
  80. What does the bee Santa Claus say?… Ho hum hum! (Christmas Jokes)
  81. Why do bees buzz?… Because they can’t whistle!
  82. What do you get if you cross a horse with a bee?… Neigh buzz.
  83. What are the cleverest bees?… Spelling bees! (Is Spelling Really Important? & 26 Kindergarten Lessons ABC)
  84. What did the bee say to the flower?… Hey, bud!
  85. What does Pooh Bear call his girl friend?… Hunny! (Winnie the Pooh Jokes & Top Winnie the Pooh Quotes)
  86. Why did the bee started talking poetry?… He was waxing lyrical! (Top English Jokes)
  87. What did the boy bee say to the girl bee on Valentine’s Day?… You are bee-utiful! (Funny Valentine’s Day Jokes)
  88. If there’s a bee in my hand, what’s in my eye?… Beauty. Beauty is in the eye of the bee-holder.
  89. What is smarter than a talking penguin?… A spelling bee!
  90. What do you call a bee that falls down? A stumble bee.
  91. What do you call a bee you can’t share secrets with?… a blab-bee.
  92. What’s a bee-line?… The shortest distance between two buzz-stops! (Bus Jokes)
  93. What kind of bees hum and drop things?… A fumble bee! (101 Sports Jokes)
  94. Knock Knock… Who’s there?… June… June who?… June know how to tell a good bee knock-knock joke?
  95. Which month can’t make a decision on a math test?… MAYbe. (May Jokes & Math Jokes for Teachers)
  96. Why was the bee mad?… You’d be mad too if someone stole your honey and nectar. (Honey Jokes)
  97. What does a bee do when it is hot at summer camp?… He takes off his yellow jacket. (Summer Camp Jokes)
  98. Knock Knock… Who’s there?… June… June who?… June know any good bee knock knock jokes? (June Jokes Spring Knock Knock Jokes)
  99. Can bees fly in the rain?… Not without their little yellow jackets!
  100. What type of apple do bees like?… Honeycrisp! (Apple Jokes)
  101. What is a baby bee?… A little humbug! (Christmas Jokes)