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May 2023 = 66,350 page views / 2,200+ views per day / up 5% from 2022

1. Jokes for the Last Day of School: A book never written: “The Last Day of School?” by Wendy Belring.
2. May 4th May the 4th Be With You Jokes: Why did the angry Jedi cross the road?… To get to the Dark Side.
3. May 28th Top 10 Memorial Day Jokes: Why are there no knock knock jokes about America?… Because freedom rings!
4. May 6th Top 50 Coronation Jokes: King Charles is the new ruler of England… He hopes he can measure up.
5. May 5th Cinco De Mayo Jokes for Kids: Cinco de Mayo is nacho average holiday. (Cheese Jokes)
6. Top 50 Navy Jokes: A captain notices a light in the distance, on a collision course with his ship. He turns on his signal lamp and sends, “Change your course, 10 degrees west.” The light signals back, “Change yours, 10 degrees east.” The captain gets a little annoyed. He signals, “I’m a US Navy captain. You must change your course, sir.” The light signals back, “I’m a Seaman First Class. You must change your course, sir.” Now the captain is mad. He signals, “I’m an aircraft carrier. I’m not changing my course.” The light signals back a final message: “I’m a lighthouse. Your call.”
7. High School Graduation Jokes: I ordered a high school graduation cake for my son…. The baker asked me what I wanted it to say. Wow, talking cakes, who knew? (Cake Jokes)
8. Memorial Day Jokes: What was General Washington’s favorite tree?…The infan-tree! (4th of July Jokes for Kids & Tree Jokes)
9. Principal Jokes for Kids: Principal: I’ve had to send you to the principal every day this week. What do you have to say for yourself? Student: I’m glad it’s the last day of school! (Jokes for the Last Day of School)
10. 101 Lord of the Rings Jokes: Why did Frodo Baggins put his phone on silent?… He was tired of the ring!
11. Gymnastics Jokes: What does a gymnast put on their popcorn?… Sommer-salt. (Popcorn Jokes)
12. Graduation Jokes for Kids: Why did the M&M want to graduate college?… Because he wanted to be a Smarty. (Candy Jokes for Kids)
13. May 6th Top 50 Kentucky Derby Jokes: In honor of the Kentucky Derby: Horse Racing is very romantic. The horse hugs the rail, the jockey puts his arms around the horse, and you kiss your money goodbye.
14. Clean Prom Jokes: What does an APUSH student talk about during prom?… The good old days! (U.S. History Jokes)
15. May Jokes: Did you hear Ted Danson is the spokesperson for May Day… Of course, he played Sam “May Day” Malone in the sitcom Cheers. (Baseball Jokes)
16. American Revolution Jokes: What dance was very popular in 1776?… Indepen-dance! (Music Jokes)
17. Middle School Jokes: Teacher: Where did your mom go to middle school? Student: Alaska. Teacher: Never mind, I’ll ask her myself.(Mother’s Day Jokes & Alaska Jokes)
18. Top 10 Jokes for Each Month: What did the triple jumper say to the track & field team on January 1st?… Hoppy New Year! (365 Sports Jokes & Track & Field Jokes)
19. Chocolate Chip Cookie Jokes for Kids: What’s a pirate’s favorite kind of cookie?… ships ahoy! (Pirate Jokes)
20. U.S. History Jokes: What does an APUSH student talk about during prom?… The good old days! (Prom Jokes)
21. Nurse Jokes: The nurse walked into the busy doctor’s office and said, “Doctor, the invisible man is here.” The doctor replied, “Sorry, I can’t see him.” (Biology Jokes for Kids & Halloween Jokes)
22. Indy 500 Jokes: Top Indianapolis 500 Jokes: What don’t Indianapolis 500 drivers eat before the big race?… In case they get indy-gestion. (Car Jokes)
23. Revenge of the 5th Jokes: Why did Anikin Walker cross the road?… To get to the Dark Side. (Top 10 Revenge of the Fifth Jokes) 
24. Top 10 May Day Jokes:
25. Top 50 Friday the 13th Jokes: What day do eggs hate most?… Fry-day the 13th! (Egg Jokes)

May 2022 = 57,350 page views / 2,200+ views per day / up 83% from 2021

1. May the 4th Be With You Jokes: Why did the angry Jedi cross the road?… To get to the Dark Side.
2. Jokes for the Last Day of School: A book never written: “The Last Day of School?” by Wendy Belring.
3. Cinco De Mayo Jokes for Kids: Cinco de Mayo is nacho average holiday. (Cheese Jokes)
4. Top 10 Memorial Day Jokes: Why are there no knock knock jokes about America?… Because freedom rings!
5. May Jokes: Did you hear Ted Danson is the spokesperson for May Day… Of course, he played Sam “May Day” Malone in the sitcom Cheers. (Baseball Jokes)
6. Memorial Day Jokes: What was General Washington’s favorite tree?…The infan-tree! (4th of July Jokes for Kids & Tree Jokes)
7. Top 50 Friday the 13th Jokes: What day do eggs hate most?… Fry-day the 13th! (Egg Jokes)
8. High School Graduation Jokes: I ordered a high school graduation cake for my son…. The baker asked me what I wanted it to say. Wow, talking cakes, who knew? (Cake Jokes)
9. Clean Prom Jokes: What does an APUSH student talk about during prom?… The good old days! (U.S. History Jokes)
10. Middle School Jokes: Teacher: Where did your mom go to middle school? Student: Alaska. Teacher: Never mind, I’ll ask her myself.(Mother’s Day Jokes & Alaska Jokes)
11. Principal Jokes for Kids: Principal: I’ve had to send you to the principal every day this week. What do you have to say for yourself? Student: I’m glad it’s the last day of school! (Jokes for the Last Day of School)
12. Graduation Jokes for Kids: Why did the M&M want to graduate college?… Because he wanted to be a Smarty. (Candy Jokes for Kids)
13. Top 10 Jokes for Each Month: What did the mother rope say to her child?…“Don’t be knotty.”
14. Friday the 13th Jokes: What do get when you cross Jason Voorhees and a box of cherrios?… A cereal killer. (Cereal Jokes)
15. Top 50 State Jokes: South Dakota Jokes: If something goes wrong with the 4th of July celebration at Mt. Rushmore… It will be a monumental disaster. (4th of July Jokes) 
16. Nurse Jokes: The nurse walked into the busy doctor’s office and said, “Doctor, the invisible man is here.” The doctor replied, “Sorry, I can’t see him.” (Biology Jokes for Kids & Halloween Jokes)
17. Top 50 Kentucky Derby Jokes: In honor of the Kentucky Derby: Horse Racing is very romantic. The horse hugs .the rail, the jockey puts his arms around the horse, and you kiss your money goodbye
18. Top 50 Kentucky Jokes: I was surprised when a friend said he’ll work at KFC right after high school graduation. Out of curiosity, I asked him why. All he said was… “It’s on my bucket list.” (Fast Food Jokes / Graduation Jokes / Chicken Jokes)
19. Revenge of the Fifth Jokes: How long has Anakin Skywalker been evil?… Since the Sith Grade. (Sith Jokes & Middle School Jokes)

May 2021 = 36,227 page views / 1,169 views per day / up 20% from 2020

1. Cinco De Mayo Jokes for Kids: Cinco de Mayo is nacho average holiday. (Cheese Jokes)
2. Top 10 Memorial Day Jokes: Why are there no knock knock jokes about America?… Because freedom rings!
3. Jokes for the Last Day of School: A book never written: “The Last Day of School?” by Wendy Belring.
4. May the 4th Be With You Jokes: Why did the angry Jedi cross the road?… To get to the Dark Side.
5. Memorial Day Jokes: British people say that we as Americans go overboard with the 4th of July…. When really the only thing that went overboard was their tea. (Tea Jokes)
6. Graduation Jokes for Kids: Why did the M&M want to graduate college?… Because he wanted to be a Smarty. (Candy Jokes for Kids)
7. Top 10 Jokes for Each Month: What did the mother rope say to her child?…“Don’t be knotty.”
8. Nurse Jokes: The nurse walked into the busy doctor’s office and said, “Doctor, the invisible man is here.” The doctor replied, “Sorry, I can’t see him.” (Biology Jokes for Kids & Halloween Jokes)
9. Hot Dog Jokes: What is the best way to enjoy a hot dog?… Relish it.
10. Principal Jokes for Kids: Principal: I’ve had to send you to the principal every day this week. What do you have to say for yourself? Student: I’m glad it’s the last day of school! (Jokes for the Last Day of School)
11. May Jokes: Did you hear Ted Danson is the spokesperson for May Day… Of course, he played Sam “May Day” Malone in the sitcom Cheers. (Baseball Jokes)
12. American Revolution Jokes: What dance was very popular in 1776?… Indepen-dance! (Music Jokes)
13. Watermelon Jokes for Kids: When do you go at red and stop at green?… When you’re eating a watermelon. (Summer Jokes for Kids)
14. Taco Jokes: We are not the #1 listing for a google search of “taco jokes!”… I do not wanna taco bout it. BUT….
15. Constitution Jokes: Say what you want about the 1st amendment…
16. Cupcake Jokes: What does Frosty the Snowman like on his cupcakes?… Icing! (Frosty the Snowman Jokes)
17. Track and Field Jokes: How are Super Bowl tail-backs similar to water?… They both can run! (Super Bowl Jokes)
18. Kentucky Derby Jokes:
19. Middle School Jokes: Teacher: Where did your mom go to middle school? Student: Alaska. Teacher: Never mind, I’ll ask her myself.(Mother’s Day Jokes & Alaska Jokes)
20. Funny Spring Jokes for Kids: If April showers bring May flowers, what do May flowers bring?… Pilgrims! (Social Studies Jokes)
21. Donut Jokes for Kids: Knock Knock… Who’s there… Donut… Donut who?… Donut ask, it’s a secret! (Knock Knock Jokes for Kids)
22. Chocolate Chip Cookie Jokes: When should you take a chocolate chip cookie to the doctor?… When it feels crummy. (Doctor Jokes for Kids)
23. Candy Jokes: What kind of bear has no teeth?… A gummy bear! (Hunting Jokes for Kids)
24. Camping Jokes: Did you hear about the camping trip?… It was in – tents (intense)!
25. National Taco Day Jokes: What did the Mexican say after celebrating Cinco De Mayo?… Taco about a good time. (Cinco De Mayo Jokes)

May 2020 = 30,369 page views / 980 views per day up 48% from 2019

1. Cinco De Mayo Jokes for Kids: Cinco de Mayo is nacho average holiday. (Cheese Jokes)
2. May the 4th Be With You Jokes: Why did the angry Jedi cross the road?… To get to the Dark Side.
3. Top 10 Memorial Day Jokes: Why are there no knock knock jokes about America?… Because freedom rings!
4. Middle School Jokes: Teacher: Where did your mom go to middle school? Student: Alaska. Teacher: Never mind, I’ll ask her myself.(Mother’s Day Jokes & Alaska Jokes)
5. Funny Spring Jokes for Kids: If April showers bring May flowers, what do May flowers bring?… Pilgrims! (Social Studies Jokes)
6. Graduation Jokes for Kids: Why did the M&M want to graduate college?… Because he wanted to be a Smarty. (Candy Jokes for Kids)
7. Donut Jokes for Kids: Knock Knock… Who’s there… Donut… Donut who?… Donut ask, it’s a secret! (Knock Knock Jokes for Kids)
8. Principal Jokes for Kids: Principal: I’ve had to send you to the principal every day this week. What do you have to say for yourself? Student: I’m glad it’s the last day of school! (Jokes for the Last Day of School)
9. Chocolate Chip Cookie Jokes: When should you take a chocolate chip cookie to the doctor?… When it feels crummy. (Doctor Jokes for Kids)
10. Candy Jokes: What kind of bear has no teeth?… A gummy bear! (Hunting Jokes for Kids)
11. Camping Jokes: Did you hear about the camping trip?… It was in – tents (intense)!
12. National Taco Day Jokes: What did the Mexican say after celebrating Cinco De Mayo?… Taco about a good time. (Cinco De Mayo Jokes)
13. Nurse Jokes: The nurse walked into the busy doctor’s office and said, “Doctor, the invisible man is here.” The doctor replied, “Sorry, I can’t see him.” (Biology Jokes for Kids & Halloween Jokes)
14. Star Wars Jokes for Kids: When did Anakin’s Jedi masters know he was leaning towards the dark side?… In the Sith Grade. (180 School Jokes & Middle School Jokes)
15. Grandparent Jokes: What do you call having your grandma on speed dial?… Instagram.
16. Top 10 Jokes for Each Month:

May 2019 (20,495 current views)

1. Graduation Jokes for Kids: What did the M&M want to graduate college?… Because he wanted to be a Smarty.
2. Electoral College: Lowest to Highest by State
3. Top 10 Memorial Day Jokes: Where did the General put his armies?… In his sleevies. (get it his sleeves)?
4. Cinco De Mayo Jokes for Kids: What do you call cheese that is not yours?… NA Cho cheese!
5. 180 School Jokes! Start Your Day with a Smile!: What do you find in an empty nose?…fingerprints! (Elementary School Jokes)
6. May the 4th Be With You Jokes: Why did the angry Jedi cross the road?… To get to the Dark Side.
7. Funny Spring Jokes for Kids: Why is everyone so tired on April 1?… Because they’ve just finished a long, 31 day March!
8. American Revolutionary War Jokes: What dance was very popular in 1776?… Indepen-dance!
9. Clean Prom Jokes for Kids: What did the swordfish say to the marlin on prom night?… Looking sharp!
10. Jokes for the Last Day of School: A book never written: “The Last Day of School?” by Wendy Belring.
11. May Jokes for Kids: If April showers bring May flowers, what do May flowers bring?… Pilgrims! 
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13. Family Joke of the Day:
14. Kentucky Derby Jokes for Kids: How does a Kentucky Derby horse greet another horse?…With Southern Horspitality!
15. Teacher Appreciation Week Quotes: “A teacher affects eternity; he can never tell where his influence stops.” Henry Brooks Adams

May 2018 (Top 10 Page for 2018)

1. 180 School Jokes! Start Your Day with a Smile!: What do you find in an empty nose?…fingerprints! (Elementary School Jokes) 
2. Jokes for the Last Day of School: A book never written: “The Last Day of School?” by Wendy Belring 
3. Summer Jokes: Where do sharks go on summer vacation?… Finland!
4. Cinco De Mayo Jokes for Kids: What do you call cheese that is not yours?… NA Cho cheese,
5. Funny Spring Jokes for Kids: What did the big flower say to the little one?… You’re really growing, bud!
6. Clone Wars: 101 Star Wars Quotes (Star Wars Jokes for Kids) Ambush: “Great leaders inspire greatness in others.”
7. May Jokes for Kids: If April showers bring May flowers, what do May flowers bring?… Pilgrims! (Social Studies Jokes)
8. May the 4th Be With You Jokes: Why did the angry Jedi cross the road?… To get to the Dark Side.
9. Camping Jokes: Did you hear about the camping trip?… It was in – tents (intense)!
10. Graduation Jokes for Kids: What did the M&M want to graduate college?… Because he wanted to be a Smarty. (Candy Jokes for Kids)

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1. Softball Jokes What would you get if you crossed a pitcher and the Invisible Man?… Pitching like no one has ever seen.
2. Memorial Day Jokes for Kids:Where did the General put his armies?… In his sleevies. (get it his sleeves)?
3. Kentucky Derby Jokes for Kids: How does a Kentucky Derby horse greet another horse?…With Southern Horspitality!
4. Summer Jokes:
5. Basketball Jokes for Kids: What kind of stories are told by basketball players?…. Tall Tales.
6. Lacrosse Jokes: What is a lacrosse players favorite type of car?… A dodge
7. Baseball Jokes for Kids: Did you hear the joke about the baseball?… It will leave you in stitches!
8. Civil War Jokes: Why didn’t the Confederate soldier want to go to the baseball game?… He heard the Yankees were playing.
9. Teaching Psychology: Psychology Lessons & Ideas (Top Psychology Jokes)

May Jokes & May Hashtags of the Day
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Current Total 75,775 views = (108% increase from 2016)

May Jokes & May Hashtags of the Day

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1. 180 School Jokes! Start Your Day with a Smile!: What do you find in an empty nose?…fingerprints! (Elementary School Jokes) 
2. Cinco De Mayo Jokes for Kids: What do you call cheese that is not yours?… NA Cho cheese!
3. Jokes for the Last Day of School: A book never written: “The Last Day of School?” by Wendy Belring.
4. Softball Jokes What would you get if you crossed a pitcher and the Invisible Man?… Pitching like no one has ever seen!
5. Summer Jokes: Where do sharks go on summer vacation?… Finland!
6. Basketball Jokes for Kids: What kind of stories are told by basketball players?…. Tall Tales.
7. Lacrosse Jokes: What is a lacrosse players favorite type of car?… A dodge
8. Baseball Jokes for Kids: Did you hear the joke about the baseball?… It will leave you in stitches!
9. Civil War Jokes: Why didn’t the Confederate soldier want to go to the baseball game?… He heard the Yankees were playing.
10. Teaching Psychology: Psychology Lessons & Ideas (Top Psychology Jokes)

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1. Electoral College by State: Electoral College Highest to Lowest
2. Summer Jokes for Kids
3. Spring Jokes: Spring Jokes for Kids:
4. Star Wars Jokes for Kids
5. Principal Jokes for School Administrators
6. 101 Pi Day Jokes: A very specific target audience, on a very specific day – March 14th.
7. Clean Prom Jokes
8. Gymnastics Jokes: (#1 Google Search Sports Jokes)
9. Geometry Jokes
10. Jimmy V Quotes: Top 25 Jim Valvano Quotes
11. Revolutionary War Jokes (#1 Google Search)