Top 50 Navy Jokes

by | May 29, 2022 | Education, Latest News, School Jokes

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  1. Knock knock?…Who is there?…Boo… Boo Who?… Don’t cry! We have the best Navy jokes.
  2. A captain notices a light in the distance, on a collision course with his ship. He turns on his signal lamp and sends, “Change your course, 10 degrees west.” The light signals back, “Change yours, 10 degrees east.” The captain gets a little annoyed. He signals, “I’m a US Navy captain. You must change your course, sir.” The light signals back, “I’m a Seaman First Class. You must change your course, sir.” Now the captain is mad. He signals, “I’m an aircraft carrier. I’m not changing my course.” The light signals back a final message: “I’m a lighthouse. Your call.”
  3. A lot of people assume pirates prefer to be in the navy…. But actually they prefer the arrrrrrrrmy. (Army Jokes & Pirate Jokes)
  4. What grades do you need to join the Navy?… 7 C’s. (Jokes for Teachers)
  5. Why do they actually prefer non-swimmers in the Navy?… They defend their ship with a lot more enthusiasm. (Swimming Jokes)
  6. Navy jet pilot: This is it! We’re flying faster than the speed of sound! Copilot: What? (Pilot Jokes & Plane Jokes)
  7. Army soldiers can’t comprehend the 6-foot social distancing requirement… But everyone in the Navy can fathom it. (Army Jokes & Covid Jokes)
  8. What did the Navy say to the coast guards?… “I’ll SEAL you later.” (Seal Jokes & Coast Guard Jokes)
  9. I became a chef after I left the navy… Some would say I am a seasoned veteran. (Labor Day Jokes & Veterans Day Jokes)
  10. The navy is beginning to recruit blind men… They are sending them out to sea.
  11. When I lost my rifle, the army charged me $255.99. That’s why in the navy, the captain goes down with the ship. (Army Jokes)
  12. Why is there no Jedi navy?… Sailing is a path to the dockside. (Star Wars Jokes)
  13. Have you heard about the karate champion who joined the Navy?… The first time he saluted, he nearly killed himself! (Veterans Day Jokes & Karate Jokes)
  14. I wanted to join the Navy… But that ship has sailed… I’ll sea myself out. (Labor Day Jokes)
  15. A cool job that sounds lame: Building boats for the navy… You’d be a subcontractor. (Labor Day Jokes)
  16. If Harrison Ford’s son were in the Navy, what would be his favorite city?… Indy-Annapolis. (Movie Jokes & Indiana Jokes)
  17. The US Navy will start to equip all their subs with emotional support dogs. After a lot study, they decided on Dachshunds… They will be subma-weiners. (Dog Jokes & Psychology Jokes)
  18. Dad: You wanna join the navy? You can’t even swim! Son: no one can fly in the Air Force either. (Dad Jokes)
  19. Did you hear about the Super Bowl player who asked his coach to flood the field so he could go in as a sub? (Veteran’s Day Jokes & Memorial Day Jokes)
  20. What color are military submarines?… Deep navy. (Crayon Jokes)
  21. I’m about to lose my job in the Navy unless I make some drastic changes… I have to take a course in anchor management. (Labor Day Jokes & Psychology Jokes)
  22. I’ve never understood the Navy’s color being Navy blue… I thought they were the aqua-marines.
  23. What do you call a snail on a Navy ship?… a Snailer.
  24. My neighbor is obsessed with Navy destroyers… He warships them.
  25. What’s a rubber gasket on an aircraft carrier called?… A navy seal.
  26. Why does the Norway navy have barcodes on the side of their boats?… So when they come back to port they can… Scandinavian.
  27. Knock, knock… Who’s there?… Noah… Noah, who?… Noah good joke about the Navy?
  28. What do you call a Marine who joins the Navy?… A Sub-Marine. (Marine Jokes)
  29. What happens when you eat too many Navy beans?… You might end up with a dishonorable discharge.
  30. Knock Knock… Who’s there?… June… June who?… June know how to tell a good Navy knock-knock joke?
  31. Where does the Navy rank amongst the armed forces?… Submarines. (Marine Jokes)
  32. I tried out for the Marines but fell just short of their requirements. So they put me in the Navy since I was a sub-marine. (Marine Jokes)
  33. My Papa was a World War II Navy veteran and he use to boast about how he saved 300+ sailors from dying from an excruciating death… He shot the cook. (Grandparent Jokes)
  34. In the French Navy, it’s considered unlucky to have the number 5 in a ship’s name… Because all of the ships with that number in their name… cinq. (Bastille Day Jokes)
  35. When I was in the Navy, I was on the deck of a destroyer one day, and I saw the periscope of an enemy submarine surface nearby… So I whipped off my hat and dropped it over the periscope.
  36. A small boy was staring at the names on the wall of an old church when the pastor noticed him. “What are you looking at?” asked the clergyman. “All those names. Who are they?” the boy asked. The pastor nodded, and said, “They are the reason we have Memorial Day. They are those who died in the service.” The little boy considered that, then asked quietly, “The 9 o’clock service or the 11 o’clock?” (Cemetery Jokes)
  37. Where do U.S. Olympic horses shop?… Old Neigh-vy! (Equestrian Jokes)
  38. Did you know Navy ships run on commercial batteries?… They run on 7 C’s.
  39. Each branch has a military ball (Navy Ball, Army Ball, etc.) And it warms my heart to know that one branch will be having “Space Balls” from here on out. (Dance Jokes & Astronomy Jokes)
  40. Who’s the head of the penguin navy?… Admiral Byrd! (Bird Jokes & Navy Jokes)
  41. Knock Knock… Who’s there?… June… June who?… June know any good Navy knock knock jokes? (June Jokes & Spring Knock Knock Jokes)
  42. Why are there no knock knock jokes about America?… Because freedom rings! (Memorial Day Knock Knock Jokes)
  43. The Russian Navy has announced that it’s commissioning glass-bottom warships… so they can keep an eye on the Russian Air Force.
  44. What is a cow’s favorite holiday?… Moomorial day. (Cow Jokes)
  45. Who won the zombie war?…Nobody, it was dead even. (Zombie Jokes)
  46. What did Galaga aliens and WW2 Navy officers have in common?… Both came in WAVES.
  47. For all Branches Navy / Air Force / Marine / Space Force / Coast Guard jet pilot: This is it! We’re flying faster than the speed of sound! Copilot: What? (Pilot Jokes & Plane Jokes)
  48. Army Navy / Air Force / Marine / Space Force / Coast Guard soldiers can’t comprehend the 6-foot social distancing requirement… But everyone in the navy can fathom it. (Army Jokes)
  49. What did the Navy say to the Navy / Air Force / Marine / Space Force / Coast Guard?… “I’ll SEAL you later.” (Seal Jokes & Coast Guard Jokes)
  50. I became a chef after I left the Navy / Air Force / Marine / Space Force / Coast Guard.. Some would say I am a seasoned veteran. (Labor Day Jokes & Veterans Day Jokes)
  51. The navy / Coast Guard is beginning to recruit blind men… They are sending them out to sea.
  52. Have you heard about the karate champion who joined the Navy / Air Force / Marine / Space Force / Coast Guard?… The first time he saluted, he nearly killed himself! (Veterans Day Jokes & Karate Jokes)
  53. A cool job that sounds lame: Building boats for the navy /Coast gaurd… You’d be a subcontractor. (Labor Day Jokes)
  54. Dad: You wanna join the navy? You can’t even swim! Son: no one can fly in the Air Force either. (Dad Jokes)
  55. I’m about to lose my job in the Navy Cost Guard unless I make some drastic changes… I have to take a course in anchor management. (Labor Day Jokes & Psychology Jokes)
  56. What happens when you eat too many Navy Navy / Air Force / Marine / Space Force / Coast Guard beans?… You might end up with a dishonorable discharge.
  57. Knock Knock… Who’s there?… June… June who?… June know how to tell a good Navy knock-knock joke?
  58. Did you know Navy Coast Guard ships run on commercial batteries?… They run on 7 C’s.
  59. Each branch has a military ball (Navy Ball, Army Ball, etc.) And it warms my heart to know that one branch will be having “Space Balls” from here on out. (Dance Jokes & Astronomy Jokes)
  60. Who’s the head of the penguin navy?… Admiral Byrd! (Bird Jokes & Navy Jokes)
  61. Why are there no knock knock jokes about America?… Because freedom rings! (Memorial Day Knock Knock Jokes)
  62. What is a cow’s favorite holiday?… Moomorial day. (Cow Jokes)
  63. Who won the zombie war?…Nobody, it was dead even. (Zombie Jokes)
  64. What did Galaga aliens and WW2 Navy Coast Guard officers have in common?… Both came in WAVES.