Top 50 Kentucky Jokes

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  1. Knock knock?…Who is there?…Boo… Boo Who?… Don’t cry! We have the best Kentucky jokes.
  2. I was surprised when a friend said he’ll work at KFC right after high school graduation. Out of curiosity, I asked him why. All he said was… “It’s on my bucket list.” (Fast Food Jokes / Graduation Jokes / Chicken Jokes)
  3. Can you name the capitol of Kentucky?… “K”
  4. What did Kentucky Lake say to the shore?… Nothing, it waved. (15 Best Lakes in Kentucky)
  5. What is the tallest building in?… Kentucky Public Library of course, it has the most stories! (Library Jokes)
  6. What goes hundreds of miles and never moves?… The Kentucky Turnpike!
  7. Where do a fish keep their money?… In the riverbanks of the Cumberland River. (Ten Longest Rivers in Kentucky)
  8. What has a mouth but can’t eat?… The Green River!
  9. What runs but never goes out of breath?… The Mississippi River! (Geography Jokes for Kids)
  10. If a plane crashed on the borders of Kentucky and Tennessee where would they bury the survivors?… You wouldn’t bury them anywhere because survivors are the people who lived! (Geography Jokes for Kids)
  11. Teacher: Where were you born? Student: Kentucky. Teacher: Which part? Student: What do you mean, ‘which part’? My whole body was born in Kentucky! (Teacher Jokes)
  12. Did you hear the joke about Black Mountain?… You won’t get over it. (Hiking Jokes)
  13. Kentucky, where the elevation is usually a bigger number than the town’s population. (Hiking Jokes & Kentucky Mountains)
  15. Knock, knock… Who’s there?… Noah… Noah, who?… Noah good joke about State?
  16. Knock Knock… Who’s there?… June… June who?… June know how to tell a good State knock-knock joke?
  17. Knock Knock… Who’s there?… June… June who?… June know any good State knock knock jokes? (June Jokes & Spring Knock Knock Jokes)
  18. What do you call a bounty hunter from the South?… Bubba Fett.
  19. Why is a River Liffey rich? …. Because it has two banks.
  20. What do you call a dishonest cat at the Oregon Zoo?… Lion. (Oregon Jokes & Zoo Jokes)
  21. Hawaii is hosting a party for all the states. Hawaii says, “be there or be square!” Unfortunately, Colorado and Wyoming didn’t attend. (Hawaii Jokes & Colorado Jokes)
  22. What did Florida see?… The same thing Arkansas. (Top 50 State Jokes)
  23. Speaking of driving… Rhode Island roads are adventurous because no one knows how to drive.
  24. In the news, Florida had it’s first remote trial via zoom… It looks like things will be settled out of court. (Lawyer Jokes)
  25. A Florida man was arrested for stealing a truck filled with $56,000 worth of Campbell’s soup…. I, for one, hope this guy goes away for ‘Mmm, mmm, good!’
  26. Why won’t any of Colorado’s bicycles stand up by themselves?… They are two tired.
  27. Why can’t Mt. Hood and Mt. Bachelor play hide and seek?… Because they like to peak. (Oregon Jokes & Ghost Jokes)
  28. How many Florida men do you need before you can make change for a dollar?… You can’t. Nobody in Florida has any cents.
  29. Did you guys hear about that girl they found murdered in Colorado?… They found her covered in milk with cheerios still in her mouth… They think it was a cereal killer. (Cereal Jokes)
  30. What is a Colorado clouds favorite drink?… Mountain Dew. (Hiking Jokes & Skiing Jokes)
  31. A retired Florida man was jailed for refusing to nap… …he was resisting a rest. (Napping Jokes)
  32. What does the average Florida high school student get on his SAT?… Drool. (College Jokes)
  33. Why do Florida students have TGIF on their shoes?… Toes Go In First!
  34. No, really. I’ve been holding my breath for someone in Florida to use their turn signal and I haven’t breathed since 2005. (Car Jokes)
  35. Florida: America hates us because America ain’t us.
  36. Florida: We’re not sure who is dumber – the politicians or the voters. (Election Jokes)
  37. How do you get a man in Floridian to do sit-ups?… Put the remote control between his toes.
  38. Nightmares in other states are just visions of what’s really going on in Florida.
  39. How many Florida State University freshman does it take to change a light bulb?… None, it’s a sophomore course.
  40. A cowboy and his blind horse: A man is casually crossing the Kentucky plains when his horse died all of the sudden. The nearest town was three days walk. So, he started to walk. 3 days later he ends up in this quiet ‘ol town but nobody had a horse for sale. So he commenced to walking to the closest town which was a two days journey. Unfortunately, nobody in that town had a horse for sale, however, he did come across this stable where the fellow runnin’ it mentioned his brother in a nearby Town had a horse for sale. He commenced to walk to this next town and 2 DAYS LATER found the guy’s brother. “I talked to your brother two days walk from here and he says you might have a horse to sell me.” “Yes I do have a horse for sale,” He replied, “But he don’t look so good.” “I don’t care. I’ll take him anyways. I’ve been walking for damn near a week now. I’m tired and I need a horse.” So he gets on the horse and the horse takes off and bumps into a tree and stops. “Heyyy, something’s wrong with this horse. I think he’s blind. YOU SOLD ME A BLIND HORSE MISTER!” “I told you Sir, THE HORSE DON’T LOOK SO GOOD!”
  41. Tourist: “Lived in this town all your life?” Kentucky Resident: “No, not yet.”
  42. Tourist: “Nice little town — so old and quaint. Must be a lot of odd characters around here, though, right?” Kentucky Resident: “Oh yes, quite a few. You see ’em around. But they’re mostly gone after Labor Day.” (Labor Day Jokes & Travel Blogs)
  43. Where do Kentucky elementary school sports teams buy their uniforms?… New Jersey? (Elementary School Jokes)
  44. Where do Kentucky middle school sports teams buy their uniforms?… New Jersey? (Middle School Jokes)
  45. Where do Kentucky high school sports teams buy their uniforms?… New Jersey? (High School Jokes)
  46. Why did the Kentucky teacher jump into the pool?… She wanted to test the water! (Teacher Jokes & Swimming Jokes for Kids)
  47. Why did the Kentucky teacher jump into the lake?… She wanted to test the water! (Teacher Jokes & Swimming Jokes for Kids)
  48. Why did the Kentucky teacher jump into the ocean?… She wanted to test the water! (Teacher Jokes & Ocean Jokes)
  49. Why did the Kentucky teacher jump into the river?… She wanted to test the water! (Teacher Jokes & Swimming Jokes for Kids)
  50. What did Kentucky see?… the same thing Arkansas.
  51. Kentucky Derby Jokes: How does a Kentucky Derby horse greet another horse?…With Southern Horspitality!
  52. What did one horse Kentucky Derby horse say to the other horse?… The pace is familiar but I can’t remember the mane.
  53. Where do Kentucky Derby horses get their hair done?… Maine. (Maine Jokes & Top 50 State Jokes)
  54. What kind of bread does a Kentucky Derby horse eat?… Thoroughbred
  55. When do vampires like the Kentucky Derby?… When it’s neck and neck. (Top Halloween Jokes)
  56. Where do Kentucky Derby horses shop?… Old Neigh-vy!
  57. What do you call a well balanced Kentucky Derby horse?… Stable.
  58. What do you call a horse that can’t lose the Kentucky Derby?… Sherbet.
  59. What did the Kentucky Derby horse say when it fell?… “I’ve fallen and I can’t giddyup!”
  60. What did the teacher say when the horse walked into her class?… “Why the long face?”(Top K – 12 Jokes for Teachers)
  61. What do Kentucky Derby horses eat?… Fast Food.
  62. Why are most Kentucky Derby horses in shape?… Because they are on a stable diet.
  63. How do you make a small fortune in the horse industry?… Start with a large fortune.
  64. What do you call a scary horse?… A nightmare!
  65. What type of a computer does a horse like to eat?… A Macintosh
  66. How did the cowboy ride into town on Friday, stay for three days, and ride out on Friday?… His horse’s name was Friday!
  67. Did you hear about the horse with the negative altitude?… She always said Neigh
  68. What is the best type of story to tell a runaway horse?… A tale of WHOA!
  69. What did the momma say to the foal?… Its pasture your bedtime. (Mother’s Day Jokes)
  70. What did the waiter say to the horse?… I can’t take your order. That’s not my stable.
  71. What’s the quickest way to mail a little horse?… Use the Pony Express.
  72. What do you get if you cross a horse with a bee?… Neigh buzz
  73. Where do you put 2 horses that just broken up?…In the pasture
  74. What kind of horses go out after dusk?… Nightmares!
  75. What kind of horse likes to be ridden at night?… A nightmare!