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More Swimming Jokes…

  1. What race is never run?… A swimming race. (Summer Jokes for Kids)
  2. If you thought swimming with dolphins was expensive, you should try swimming with sharks …. It cost me an arm and a leg! (Shark Jokes & Dolphin Jokes)
  3. Today a man knocked on my door and asked for a small donation towards the local swimming pool… I gave him a glass of water.
  4. Why do outdoor swimming pools cost less than indoor swimming pools?… Because there’s less overhead.
  5. Why did the teacher dive into the ocean, lake, river, or pool?… She wanted to test the water! (Swimming Jokes / Teacher Jokes / 180 School Jokes / Ocean Jokes)
  6. What kind of candy would a drowning person like to have?… A life saver! (Oceans Jokes & Candy Jokes)
  7. What is a pencil’s favorite sport?… Diving (the pencil dive)! (Pencil Jokes)
  8. I was going to take a winter swim… But after wading in I got cold feet. (Winter Jokes)
  9. What did Cinderella wear when she went swimming in the ocean?… Glass flippers! (Cinderella Jokes & Ocean Jokes for Kids)
  10. What kind of dive are infantry men best at?… Cannon-ball! (Civil War Jokes)