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  1. Knock knockout?…Who is there?…Boo… Boo Who?… Don’t cry! We have the best hockey jokes.
  2. Canada is a country whose main exports are hockey players and cold fronts. Our main imports are baseball players and acid rain. – Pierre Trudeau [former Prime Minister of Canada] (Canada Jokes)
  3. In Canada, the local paper covers national and international headlines on two pages, but requires five pages for ice hockey.
  4. What would the greatest hockey player in history be called if he would have chosen not to play hockey?…Wayne Regretzky.
  5. Where does a majority of a hockey player’s salary come from?… The tooth fairy. (Dentist Jokes)
  6. I went to a hockey store and asked an employee if they had any cheap skates… They sent me to the manager’s office. (Labor Day Jokes)
  7. Hockey players are known for their summer teeth… Summer here, summer there. (Dentist Jokes & Summer Jokes for Kids)
  8. Why do hockey rinks have rounded corners?… If they were 90 degrees the ice would melt! (Math Jokes for Kids)
  9. What does the best NHL hockey team get for their end-of-season party?… Stanley Cupcakes. (Cupcake Jokes)
  10. Why do hockey players work in bakeries during the off season?… They’re great at icing the cakes. (Cake Jokes & Labor Day Jokes)