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- Knock knock?…Who is there?…Boo… Boo Who?… Don’t cry! We have the best movie jokes.
- Where do actors go on field trips to?… The Hollywoods! (California Jokes)
- Which movie is a favorite of downhill skiers?… “The Little Mermaid” because it has Aerial in it. (Disney Jokes & Movie Jokes)
- What do you call Leonardo DiCaprio in a movie about the French Revolution?… Leonardo DiCapitated. (Bastille Day Jokes)
- Why was the Navy movie not permitted to be played in theaters?… Due to censor-ship. (Navy Jokes)
- How many stars did the movie critic give to Life of Pi?… 3.14159 stars.
- Imagine America’s best dentists competing against each other in fixing dental problems… We’ll call the show “Top Gum” (Dentist Jokes & Movie Jokes)
- Who is the the mole’s favorite actor?… Mole Gibson. (Mole Day Jokes)
- Orlando Bloom was only paid $175,000 for his role as Legolas in the Lord of the Rings trilogy… One might say he was definitely not an Elf made millionaire. (Movie Jokes & Elf Jokes)
- What did Al Gore say when he went to the dentist?… “I have an Inconvenient Tooth.” (Earth Day Jokes & Movie Jokes)
- Which penguin movie won an Oscar?… Lord of the Wings. (101 Lord of the Rings Jokes)
- “Sometimes you win. Sometimes you lose. SOMETIMES…. it rains!” Ebby Calvin ‘Nuke’ LaLoosh – Bull Durham (1988) (Rain Jokes / Movie Jokes / Baseball Jokes)
- Who was the most volatile actor in The Lord of the Rings?… Orlando Boom! (Fireworks Jokes & 101 Lord of the Rings Jokes)
- What did the dentist shout in the courtroom?… You can’t handle the tooth! (Lawyer Jokes & Movie Jokes)
- Why was the weeping willow so sad?… It watched a sappy movie. (Tree Jokes)
- What’s Forest Gump’s favorite kind of pasta?… Penne. (Pasta Jokes)
- Knock knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe who?… Canoe name the Harry Potter movies in order? (Canoe Jokes & Movie Jokes)
- What’s wrong with staying up late to watch Lord of the Rings movies?… It’s a bad hobbit. (101 Lord of the Rings Jokes)
- Summer PSA: Just remember, you’ll never need a bigger boat if you don’t go to the ocean. (Shark Jokes)
- Who is the shark community’s favorite 1950s film actor?… Shark Hudson.
- How did Reese eat her ice cream?… Witherspoon. (Ice Cream Jokes)
- It’s so hot, I put in a DVD of Frozen and it played Waterworld. (Heat Wave Jokes)
- What do you call the Robin Williams movie about a hot California heat wave?… Mrs. Droughtfire. (California Jokes & Movie Jokes)
- When does Oliver Stone eat ice cream? … Any Given Sundae. (Football Jokes & Movie Jokes)
- When does Oliver Stone go to Dairy Queen?… Any Given Sundae. (Football Jokes & Movie Jokes)
- R2-D2 was the most vulgar movie character of all time… They bleeped out every word he said! (Star Wars Jokes)
- Not many people realize that Despicable Me and the Minion films are based on a Gru story. (Minion Jokes)
- Did you know Steven Spielberg and John Williams like to play basketball together? … He shoots, he scores. (Music Jokes & World’s Best Basketball Jokes)
- What is ice cream’s favorite movie?… Frozen!
- What is a chemistry student’s favorite movie?… Elemental. (Movie Jokes)
- What is a chemistry teacher’s favorite movie?… Elemental. (Chemistry Jokes & Movie Jokes)
- What is a chemistry professor’s favorite movie?… Elemental. (Movie Jokes & College Jokes)
- When was the Despicable Me film released?… A Minion years ago.
- What’s Bob’s favorite Tom Cruise movie?… Minion Impossible.
- Shark Pun: Go ahead and mako my day.
- Why do Minions refuse to watch horror films?… They find them too Gru-some.
- What’s a football player’s favorite ice cream?… Any given sundae. (Football Jokes & Movie Jokes)
- Did you see the movie about the hot dog?… It was an Oscar Wiener. (Hot Dog Jokes)
- A math teacher saw the movie American Pie… She gave it 3.14 stars. (Pi Day Jokes for Teachers)
- What’s bacon’s favorite movie?… Grease! (Bacon Jokes)
- Why did Episodes 4, 5, and 6 come out before 1, 2, and 3?… Because in charge of directing, Yoda was. (Star Wars Jokes)
- Knock knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe who?… Canoe name the Harry Potter characters? (Canoe Jokes & Movie Jokes)
- My grandpa tried to warn everyone that the Titanic was going to sink. When everyone just ignored him, he yelled at them three more times… Eventually, they got irritated and kicked him out of the theater. (Grandparent Jokes)
- What did Winnie-the-Pooh say to Jerry Maguire?… “Show me the Honey!” (Winnie the Pooh Jokes)
- Where do penguins go to the movies?… At the dive-in! (Penguin Jokes)
- Have you heard about the new pirate movie?… It’s rated AARRRRGGH! (Pirate Jokes)
- Robert de Niro is playing the lead role in the upcoming movie about “The Lord of the Rings” trilogy. The movie is called… “You Tolkien to me?” (101 Lord of the Rings Jokes)
- What do you call security guards working outside Samsung shops?… Guardians of the Galaxy.
- If Dorothy missed Kansas, what did Toto miss?… They missed the rains down in Africa. (Music Jokes / Movie Jokes / Rain Jokes / World Geography Jokes)
- What’s an orange’s favorite genre?… Pulp fiction.
- I went to the Cinema yesterday… …I was buying popcorn, a drink and some candy. As I went to pay I said, “I’m ever so sorry, I’ve only got a $50.” The lady said, “That’s ok, you can put the candy back!”(Popcorn Jokes & Candy Jokes)
- Why can’t you give Elsa a balloon?… Because she will Let it go.
- What do you call a Tom Cruise movie with a hamburger in it?… Top Buns. (Hamburger Jokes)
- What did Mark Wahlberg feed Ted?… Nothing he was already stuffed.
- What is a runner’s favorite movie?… The Green Mile. (Track & Field Jokes)
- The 2012 film Lincoln did well in theaters, historically this has not been true. (Civil War Jokes & Movie Jokes)