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  1. Knock knock?…Who is there?…Boo… Boo Who?… Don’t cry! We have the best movie jokes.
  2. R2-D2 was the most vulgar movie character of all time… They bleeped out every word he said! (Star Wars Jokes)
  3. Can you name two movies that Avogadro really liked?… Mole Miner’s Daughter and Moleby Dick. (Movie Jokes & Whale Jokes)
  4. Who directed the movie about Volleyball?… Spike Lee. (Volleyball Jokes)
  5. Hawaii Puns: You had me at Aloha. (Hawaii Jokes)
  6. Who’s going to agree to play Frodo in the Lord of the Rings movies?… Elijah Would. (Lord of the Rings Jokes)
  7. Movie Review: The Lord of the Rings: Group spends nine hours returning jewelry. (Lord of the Rings Jokes)
  8. Why did they come out with a Lord of the Rings movie?…The fans were Baggins for it. (101 Lord of the Rings Jokes)
  9. If Harrison Ford’s son were in the Navy, what would be his favorite city?… Indy-Annapolis. (Movie Jokes & Indiana Jokes)
  10. My friend asked me if the new Star Wars was in 3D… … and I said, yes, but they R2D2.
  11. Orlando Bloom was only paid $175,000 for his role as Legolas in the Lord of the Rings trilogy… One might say he was definitely not an Elf made millionaire. (101 Lord of the Rings Jokes)
  12. Who was the most volatile actor in The Lord of the Rings?… Orlando Boom! (Fireworks Jokes & 101 Lord of the Rings Jokes)
  13. Bruce Willis has been cast to play the lead role in the upcoming Lord of the Rings sequel… Old Hobbits Die Hard.
  14. It’s a hobbit… I watch the Lord of the Rings movie. (101 Lord of the Rings Jokes)
  15. What did Morgan Freeman say when Penguins told him they liked March of the Penguins?… Why the heck was I narrating it if Penguins can talk. (Penguin Jokes)
  16. What do you call a fight between film actors?… Star wars!
  17. What is a penguin’s favorite movie?… Frozen.
  18. Which penguin movie won an Oscar?… Lord of the Wings. (101 Lord of the Rings Jokes & Movie Jokes)
  19. What do penguins do when they want to hookup?… Net fish and chill. (Fishing Jokes & Movie Jokes)
  20. Have you heard of Flight of the Penguins (sequel to March)?… It’s a whale of a tale. (Whale Jokes & Penguin Jokes)
  21. Who is the Easter Bunny’s favorite movie actor? … Rabbit De Niro! (Easter Jokes)
  22. Robert de Niro is playing the lead role in the upcoming movie about “The Lord of the Rings” trilogy. The movie is called “You Tolkien to me?” (101 Lord of the Rings Jokes)
  23. What award did Will Smith win at the 2022 Oscars for his live performance on the same night?… Best “Smack” tor.
  24. Cloudy with a chance of meatballs?… Talk about a meatier shower! (Meatball Jokes)
  25. What are some great Christmas actors, actresses, and performers… “Wreath Witherspoon,” “Spruce Willis,” “Judy Garland.” (Christmas Wreath Jokes)
  26. Groundhog Day is a classic movie… It sure has great replay value. (Ground Hog Day Jokes)
  27. The 1993 movie Groundhog Day is truly timeless. (Ground Hog Day Jokes)
  28. Did you know Steven Spielberg and John Williams like to play basketball together? … He shoots, he scores. (Music Jokes & World’s Best Basketball Jokes)
  29. What’s a pumpkin’s favorite genre?… Pulp fiction. (Pumpkin Jokes)
  30. What did Winnie the Pooh say to his agent?… Show me the honey. (Winnie the Pooh Jokes)
  31. What do pumpkins eat at the movies?… Pulp Corn. (Pumpkin Jokes & Popcorn Jokes)
  32. What’s the pumpkin’s favorite Western?… The Gourd, The Bad, and The Ugly!
  33. Hand. Hand. River. Dirt. Gollum. Hobbits. Pockets. Pockets. Finger. Envelope. Fire. Hand. Neck. Neck. Finger. Hobbits. Neck. Neck. Neck. Pocket. Finger. LAVA… The Lord of the Rings Trilogy, from the perspective of the ring. (Lord of the Rings Jokes)
  34. What award did was Chris Rock given by Will Smith at the 2022 Oscars?… Best “Smacked” tor.
  35. Robert de Niro is playing the lead role in the upcoming movie about “The Lord of the Rings” trilogy. The movie is called “You Tolkien to me?” (Lord of the Rings Jokes)
  36. Knock, knock… Who’s there?… Noah… Noah, who?… Noah good joke about movies?
  37. Knock Knock… Who’s there?… June… June who?… June know how to tell a good movie knock-knock joke?
  38. Knock Knock… Who’s there?… June… June who?… June know any good movie knock knock jokes? (June Jokes Spring Knock Knock Jokes)
  39. What kind of snack do you have during a scary movie?…. I scream (ice cream) sandwich. (Field Trip Jokes for Kids / Ice Cream Sandwich Jokes / Friday the 13th Jokes)
  40. My grandpa tried to warn everyone that the Titanic was going to sink. When everyone just ignored him, he yelled at them three more times. Eventually, they got irritated and kicked him out of the theater. (Grandparent Jokes)
  41. Grandpa: “Look they made a movie about The Smurfs grown-up.” Grandson: “Grandpa, shhhhhhh, that’s ‘Avatar’…” (Grandparent Jokes)
  42. Which actress is incredible at golf?… Minnie Driver. (Golf Jokes)
  43. James Bond is fast asleep in bed when suddenly there is an earthquake!… He is shaken but not stirred.
  44. Why did the skeleton not go and see a scary movie with his friends on Friday the 13th?… He didn’t have the guts. (Movie Jokes & Skeleton Jokes)
  45. What did the firecracker eat at the movies?… Pop-corn. (Fireworks Jokes / Movie Jokes / Popcorn Jokes)
  46. “Happy Halloween to all and to all a good fright!” Hubie Dubois! (Funny Halloween Jokes)
  47. Why did the skateboard go to the movie?… Because it was wheely board. (Skateboarding Jokes)
  48. Why did the plank go to the movie?… Because it was board. (Skateboarding Jokes)
  49. What does Marty McFly skate on that also cleans his carpet?… A hoover board. (Skateboarding Jokes)