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  1. What did Nala tell Simba after seeing a group of veterans parading towards them on Memorial Day?… You gotta Mufasa! (Memorial Day Jokes for Kids & Disney Jokes for Kids)
  2. Zebra: Let’s switch roles for the day Simba: Okay, I’m game!
  3. Why did Simba lose the competition?… He was up against a cheetah!
  4. Why did Pumbaa’s friend call the complaints hotline?… T’moan! (Psychology Jokes)
  5. What do you call a lion with no eyes?… Lon! (Biology Jokes for Kids)
  6. What do you get when you cross Simba with the Little Mermaid?… A sea lion! (Disney Jokes & Ocean Jokes)
  7. What does Timon call his Persian cousin?… A mere cat! (Cat Jokes)
  8. How do you ask Scar to stop being so mean?… Be a bit more Simbathetic! (Psychology Jokes)
  9. What did Timon say when Simba out-ran him?… You’re fit – for a King!
  10. Why shouldn’t Simba trust Scar?… He’s always lion!He’s always lion!
  11. What does Nala say to Simba before dinner?… First, we need to prey!
  12. What is the hyenas’ favourite weekday?… Chewsday
  13. Why is Simba so good at rowing?… He has a great r-oar!
  14. What do you call Simba when he’s sick with chicken pox?… A dotted lion!A dotted lion!
  15. Why does Timon get mad at Pumbaa when they’re watching TV?… He keeps hogging the remote!
  16. What’s Pumbaa’s favourite colour?… Mahogany!
  17. What did Nala say to Simba when he stole her mashed potatoes?… Ha kud ya – ma tattas!
  18. How do you find Simba before he becomes King?… Follow his foot prince!
  19. !What do you call Mufasa’s farts?… Noble gas!
  20. What’s Simba’s favorite piece of stationary?… A ruler!
  21. Why did Timon stop listening to Pumbaa?… He was being bore-ing!
  22. What do you call Simba’s dad when he forgets to shave?… Moustacha!
  23. What do you say to Simba when he’s walking too slow?… What do you say to Simba when he’s walking too slow?… Mufasa!