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- Knock knock?…Who is there?…Boo… Boo Who?… Don’t cry! We have the best geography jokes.
- On Memorial Day, the teacher asked the students, ”Do you know why God created wars?” Someone among students: To teach us, geography?!
- What do you call an island populated entirely by cupcakes?… Desserted.(Cupcake Jokes)
- What Great Lake should you avoid on Friday the 13th?… Lake Erie. (Friday the 13th Jokes)
- Larry’s mother had four children. Three were named North, South and West. What was her other child’s name?… Larry. (Mother’s Day Jokes)
- What do you call something that gave up being a small body of running water to pursue a career in professional skateboarding?… An ex-stream. (Skateboarding Jokes)
- What’s a penguin’s favorite relative?… Aunt Arctica! (Penguin Jokes)
- What’s in the middle of the Pacific (Ocean)?… Letter C (or E)! (Ocean Jokes)
- Why did Frosty go to the middle of the lake?… Because snow man’s an island! (Frosty the Snowman Jokes)
- “Old geographers never die, they just become legends.” (Social Studies Jokes)
- “Geologists don’t dislike classical music, they just prefer rock.” (Music Jokes)
- “Geologists aren’t perfect, they have their faults.” (Earthquake Jokes)
- What map element plays in the band?… The symbols (cymbals). (Music Jokes)
- How did the geography student drown?… His grades were below C-level. (Teacher Jokes)
- Why is it easy to get into Florida?… Because there are so many keys. (Florida Jokes)
- Did hear the joke about the mountain?… You won’t get over it! (Walking Jokes for Kids & Hiking Jokes)
- Where do athletes go to get a new Super Bowl uniform?… New Jersey. (Super Bowl Jokes)
- Teacher: “It’s clear that you haven’t studied your geography. What’s your excuse?” Student: “Well, my dad says the world is changing every day. So, I decided to wait until it settles down!” (Teacher Jokes)
- What country does a pirate love to sail his ship to?… AARRRGHentina! (Pirate Jokes)
- Why are bad school grades like a shipwreck in the Arctic Ocean?… They’re both below C level! (Geography Jokes & Teacher Jokes)
- What did the daddy volcano say to his son volcano?… “I lava you” (Dad Jokes & Volcano Jokes)
- Why was the map gesturing wildly?… It was an animated map.
- How much does Avogadro exaggerate?… He makes mountains out of mole hills. (Mole Day Jokes)
- What is the biggest mark in the world?… Denmark. (World Geography Jokes)
- Where does the president send his dirty clothes?… To Wash-ington D.C.! (Top 10 U.S. States Jokes)
- What do geographers grow in their gardens?…Compass roses. (Flower Jokes)
- Why did the dot go to college?… Because it wanted to be a graduated symbol.
- What did the ground say to the earthquake?… You crack me up!(Geography Jokes / Earthquake Jokes / California Jokes)
- Where do all the pencils come from?… Pennsylvania. (Pennsylvania Teachers are Great Tutors! & Top 10 U.S. States Jokes)
- What is smarter, longitude or latitude?…Longitude, because it has 360 degrees.
- What kind of map plays CD’s?… A stereo map.
- What is round at each end and high in the middle?… Ohio. (U.S. Teachers are Great Tutors! & Top 10 U.S. States Jokes)
- What rocks do young geologists play with?… Marbles.
- Teacher: Where are the Great Plains located? Students: At the great airports! (Geography Jokes & Pilot Jokes)
- Which is the biggest rope in the world?… Europe. (World Geography Jokes)
- Where do you dance in California?… San Frandisco! (Top 10 U.S. States Jokes)
- What Great Lake should you avoid on Friday the 13th?… Lake Erie. (Friday the 13th Jokes)
- What is the most polite building in the world?… The leaning tower of Please-a.
- What did the mapmaker send his sweetheart on Valentine’s Day?… A dozen compass roses. (Top 10 Valentine’s Day Jokes)
- What always sits in the corner but can move all round the world?… A stamp.
- Which state does the most laundry?… Washington. (Top 10 U.S. States Jokes)
- What did the ground say to the earthquake?… Hey, you crack me up!
- What kind of maps do spiders make?… Web-based maps.
- What do you call the little rivers that flow into the Nile?… Juveniles (World Geography Jokes)
- What has four eyes but can’t see?… Mississippi! (Top 10 U.S. States Jokes)
- Why did the cartographer put the projection in a hangar?… It was a plane projection.
- What’s the worst thing that can happen to a middle school geography teacher?… Getting lost. (Middle School Jokes)
- What city always cheats at exams?… Peking. (World Geography Jokes)
- Knock, knock… Who’s there?… Noah… Noah, who?… Noah good joke about geography?
- Knock Knock… Who’s there?… June… June who?… June know how to tell a good geography knock-knock joke?
- Knock Knock… Who’s there?… June… June who?… June know any good geography knock knock jokes? (June Jokes & Spring Knock Knock Jokes)
- If you are going to try cross-country skiing, start with a small country.
- Where do you find the Pacific Ocean without water?… On a map!
- What do you call a city without mini apples?… Mini-apple-less. (Top 10 U.S. States Jokes)
- What is a penguin’s favorite aunt?… Aunt Arctica! (World Geography Jokes)
- How did Christopher Columbus finance his way to the new land?… With his Discover card! (Top Columbus Day Jokes)
- What is the fastest country in the world?… Russia. (Top Sports Jokes & World Geography Jokes)
- Why are maps like fish?…. Both have scales.
- What do you call a map guide to Alcatraz?… A con-tour map. (Top 50 State Jokes)
- What’s in the middle of the ocean?… Letter E!
- Which is the biggest cow that doesn’t give milk?… Moscow! (World Geography Jokes)
- Why is Alabama the smartest state?… Because it has 4 A’s and 1 B! (Top 10 U.S. States Jokes)
- “Old geographers never die, they just lose their bearings.”
- What is the biggest pan in the world ?… Japan! (World Geography Jokes)
- Why didn’t true north date magnetic north?… She didn’t like his bearing.
- What projection do birds use to track their migration?… A robins-son (Robinson) projection.
- What do you get if you cross a farm animal with a map maker?… A cow-tographer!
- Why did the map always get into trouble with Christopher Columbus?… It had a bad latitude. (Columbus Day Jokes)
- Why didn’t the map projection finish his speech?… He was interrupted.
- What did the beach say as the tide came in?… Long time no sea. (Geography Jokes for Kids)
- What sort of pudding roams wild in the Arctic circle?… Moose. (World Geography Jokes)
- What is the spiciest country?… Chile! (Chili) (World Geography Jokes)
- What did the puny rock say to the big muscle rock?… I wish I were boulder!
- Where do you find an ocean without water?… On a map!
- Why do senior military officials like small scale maps?… Because they have been GENERAL-ized.
- What do you call a teapot of boiling water on top of Mount Everest?… A high-pot-in-use. (Top Math Jokes of All-Time & World Geography Jokes)
- Why don’t you see penguins in Great Britain?… Because they are afraid of Wales! (World Geography Jokes)
- Why didn’t the map grids go to the popular dance club?… Because they were all squares. (Top Geometry Jokes)
- How can you tell that compasses and scales are intelligent?… Because they’re all graduated.
- What tower cannot eat anything?… The I Full Tower (Eiffel) (World Geography Jokes)
- What’s the happiest state in the union?… Merry-land! (Top 10 U.S. States Jokes)
- Why was longitude boiling mad?… Because it was 360 degrees.
- When the Pilgrims landed, where did they stand?… On their feet! (Thanksgiving Jokes)
- What has a mouth but can’t eat?… A river!
- If Mississippi bought Virginia a New Jersey, what would Delaware?…. Idaho, Alaska! (U.S. Teachers are Great Tutors! & Top 10 U.S. States Jokes)
- Why do paper maps never win at poker?… Because they always fold. (Top Sports Jokes)
- Where did Avogadro send his CARE packages?… Moleasia (101 Mole Day Jokes)
- What’s in the middle of Paris?… The letter R!
- Which did Columbus way was smarter, longitude or latitude?… Longitude, because it has 360 degrees! (Columbus Day Jokes)
- What do John Wayne and a map key have in common?… Both are legends.
- What do Christopher Columbus and a map key have in common?… Both are legends. (Columbus Day Jokes)
- Where do gymnasts go to get a new uniform?… New Jersey (Gymnastics Jokes for Kids)
- What is the tallest building in the world?… The library of course, it has the most stories!
- What did Delaware?… A New Jersey. (Top 10 U.S. States Jokes)
What is a nautical chart’s best pitch?… The depth curve. (Top Baseball Jokes) - Why does west longitude need to be cheered up?… Because it is always negative.
- Where is it always 90 degrees, but never hot?… The North and South Poles. (Top Winter Jokes)
- Did you hear about the map that was mugged?… It was rolled by the map librarian.
- What’s the capital of Washington?… W. (Top 10 U.S. States Jokes)
- What did the sea say to the shore?… Nothing, it just waved!
- Why can fish measure distances so well?… Because they have their own scales.
- Why don’t people want to live in Illinois?… ‘Cause of too much noise!
- Why don’t cartography librarians wear high heels?… They prefer map flats.
- “Old geologists never die, they just petrify.”
- “Old geologists never die, they just get stoned.”
- What is the highest road?… The Highway.
- Which has the higher IQ, latitude or longitude?… Longitude; it’s got 360 degrees!
- What do penguins wear on their heads?… Ice caps. (Top Winter Jokes)
- Why weren’t there any parallels on the map?… Because the cartographer didn’t have any latitude in his map design.
- What did Tennessee?… The same thing Arkansas. (Top 10 U.S. States Jokes)
- Where do fish keep their money?… In riverbanks.
- Why did the equator win the MVP (most valuable parallel) award at the Latitude Super Bowl?… Because it was a great circle. (Top Sports Jokes)
- What did Delaware?… New Jersey. (U.S. Teachers are Great Tutors!)
- What country does a pirate love to sail his ship to?… AARRRGHentina! (101 Pi Day Jokes)
- What is the tidiest element on a map?… The neatline.
- What’s big, white, furry and always points North?… A Polar Bearing. (World Geography Jokes)
- What do you get when you cross a mountain climber and a mosquito?… Nothing! You know you can’t cross a scalar and a vector. (Top Math Jokes of All-Time)
- What do an astrologist and a cartographer have in common?… They both specialize in projections. (Top Winter Jokes)
- Why does the Bogie Man know all the map symbols?… Because he’s a legend. (101 Halloween Jokes)
Teacher: So where did you go for your holiday last year? Student: Spain Teacher: A cheap place like the Costa Brava? Student: No, very expensive, Costa Fortune! (Top Teacher Jokes) - What kind of projection do 3 out of 4 ear, nose, and throat specialists prefer?… A sinus-oidal map projection.
- Why were the rocks excited to go to the birthday bash?… They knew they’d have a SMASHING good time.
- What goes thousands of miles and never moves?… A highway!
- What did the sea say to the river?… Nothing it just waved
- Why didn’t the map have any meridians?…. It was a map of a parallel universe.
- Why did the cartographer put a band-aid on the map?… Because it had a bleeding edge.
- What projection is used to map the distribution of chocolate lovers?… The Bonne-Bonne (bon bon) projection.
- What do you call a map showing the heights of leafy-stemmed perennial herbs measured in centimeters?…. A daisy metric map.
- What do Clint Eastwood and a map key have in common?… Both are legends.
- What kind of contours can see in the dark?…. Illuminated contours.
- Which state can you serve at a restaurant?… Mini Soda (Minnesota) (Top 10 U.S. States Jokes)
- What do you get when you cross a cowboy with a mapmaker?… A cow-tographer.
- Why can’t you ever play a board game in the jungle?… There’s always gonna be a cheetah!
- What is the coldest country in the world?… Chile! (World Geography Jokes)
- Teacher: Where were you born? Student: India. Teacher: Which part? What do you mean, ‘which part’? My whole body was born in India!
- Why did Cali phone ya (California)?… She called to say Hawhi ya (Hawaii) (Top 10 U.S. States Jokes)
- Italy got Hungary. Ate Turkey. Slipped on Greece. Went shopping in Iceland. And then got eaten by Wales! (World Geography Jokes)
- Who did Mississippi get married too?… Mr Sippi! (Top 10 U.S. States Jokes)
- What city has lots of sand?… Sand Francisco! (Top 10 U.S. States Jokes)
- If we put a yellow rock in the Red Sea what will happen?… It will become wet!
- What is in the middle of India?… The letter ‘D’!
- What did the Indian ocean say to the Pacific ocean?… Nothing, it just waved.
- What country in Europe satisfies Hungary?… Turkey! (World Geography Jokes)
- Why is Mississippi such an unusual river?… It has four eyes and can’t even see!
- What U.S. state is best at producing cheese?… Swiss-consin! (Top 10 U.S. States Jokes)
- What is the smallest state?… Mini-Sota (Minnesota)! (Top 10 U.S. States Jokes)
- Why was the Egyptian boy worried?…. Because his daddy became a mummy!
- What is the cleanest state?… Washington! (Top 10 U.S. States Jokes)
- What is in the centre of America?… The letter “R”. (Top 10 U.S. States Jokes)
- What is the sweatiest country?… Iran! (World Geography Jokes)
- Where does Florida come before Utah?… The dictionary! (Top 10 U.S. States Jokes)
- What did Delaware to the basketball game?… Idaho, Alaska. Maybe her New Jersey? (Top 10 U.S. States Jokes)
- What do you call someone from Detroit who talks a lot?… A Motor City mouth! (Top 10 U.S. States Jokes)
- Why is North Korea evil?… Because it has no Seoul! (World Geography Jokes)
- Why is the state Mississippi so odd?… Because it has four I’s but can’t see! (Top 10 U.S. States Jokes)
- Teacher: What is the shape of the earth? Student: Square! Teacher: Why? Student: Because, my father says your fame should spread to all four corners of the world! (World Geography Jokes)
- If a plane crashed on the border of Canada and USA, where would they bury the survivors?… You wouldn’t bury them anywhere because survivors are the people who lived! (World Geography Jokes)
- What runs but never goes out of breath?… A river!
- If you drop your white shirt in the Red Sea, what will it become?… It will become WET! (World Geography Jokes)
- Which state has the smallest drink?… Minnesota (Mini-soda) (Top 10 U.S. States Jokes)
- What area did Avogadro explore?… The South Mole! (101 Mole Day Jokes)
- Did you hear about the famous microbiologist who traveled in thirty different countries and learned to speak six languages?… He was a man of many cultures. (Top Biology Jokes)
- Why does a moon rock taste better than an Earth rock?… It’s a little meteor! (Full Moon Jokes)
- “Why does the Moon orbit the Earth?”… “To get to the other side?” (Full Moon Jokes)