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  1. Knock knock?…Who is there?…Boo… Boo Who?… Don’t cry! We have the best geography jokes.
  2. On Memorial Day, the teacher asked the students, ”Do you know why God created wars?” Someone among students: To teach us, geography?!
  3. What do you call an island populated entirely by cupcakes?… Desserted.(Cupcake Jokes)
  4. What Great Lake should you avoid on Friday the 13th?… Lake Erie. (Friday the 13th Jokes)
  5. Larry’s mother had four children. Three were named North, South and West. What was her other child’s name?… Larry. (Mother’s Day Jokes)
  6. What do you call something that gave up being a small body of running water to pursue a career in professional skateboarding?… An ex-stream. (Skateboarding Jokes)
  7. What’s a penguin’s favorite relative?… Aunt Arctica! (Penguin Jokes)
  8. What’s in the middle of the Pacific (Ocean)?… Letter C (or E)! (Ocean Jokes)
  9. Why did Frosty go to the middle of the lake?… Because snow man’s an island! (Frosty the Snowman Jokes)
  10. “Old geographers never die, they just become legends.” (Social Studies Jokes)
  11. “Geologists don’t dislike classical music, they just prefer rock.” (Music Jokes)
  12. “Geologists aren’t perfect, they have their faults.” (Earthquake Jokes)
  13. What map element plays in the band?… The symbols (cymbals). (Music Jokes)
  14. How did the geography student drown?… His grades were below C-level. (Teacher Jokes)
  15. Why is it easy to get into Florida?… Because there are so many keys. (Florida Jokes)
  16. Did hear the joke about the mountain?… You won’t get over it! (Walking Jokes for Kids & Hiking Jokes)
  17. Where do athletes go to get a new Super Bowl uniform?… New Jersey. (Super Bowl Jokes)
  18. Teacher: “It’s clear that you haven’t studied your geography. What’s your excuse?” Student: “Well, my dad says the world is changing every day. So, I decided to wait until it settles down!” (Teacher Jokes)
  19. What country does a pirate love to sail his ship to?… AARRRGHentina! (Pirate Jokes)
  20. Why are bad school grades like a shipwreck in the Arctic Ocean?… They’re both below C level! (Geography Jokes & Teacher Jokes)
  21. What did the daddy volcano say to his son volcano?… “I lava you” (Dad Jokes & Volcano Jokes)
  22. Why was the map gesturing wildly?… It was an animated map.
  23. How much does Avogadro exaggerate?… He makes mountains out of mole hills. (Mole Day Jokes)
  24. What is the biggest mark in the world?… Denmark. (World Geography Jokes)
  25. Where does the president send his dirty clothes?… To Wash-ington D.C.! (Top 10 U.S. States Jokes)
  26. What do geographers grow in their gardens?…Compass roses. (Flower Jokes)
  27. Why did the dot go to college?… Because it wanted to be a graduated symbol. 
  28. What did the ground say to the earthquake?… You crack me up!(Geography Jokes / Earthquake Jokes / California Jokes)
  29. Where do all the pencils come from?… Pennsylvania(Pennsylvania Teachers are Great Tutors! & Top 10 U.S. States Jokes)
  30. What is smarter, longitude or latitude?…Longitude, because it has 360 degrees.
  31. What kind of map plays CD’s?… A stereo map.
  32. What is round at each end and high in the middle?… Ohio(U.S. Teachers are Great Tutors! Top 10 U.S. States Jokes)
  33. What rocks do young geologists play with?… Marbles.
  34. Teacher: Where are the Great Plains located? Students: At the great airports! (Geography Jokes & Pilot Jokes)
  35. Which is the biggest rope in the world?… Europe. (World Geography Jokes)
  36. Where do you dance in California?… San Frandisco! (Top 10 U.S. States Jokes)
  37. What Great Lake should you avoid on Friday the 13th?… Lake Erie. (Friday the 13th Jokes)
  38. What is the most polite building in the world?… The leaning tower of Please-a.
  39. What did the mapmaker send his sweetheart on Valentine’s Day?… A dozen compass roses. (Top 10 Valentine’s Day Jokes)
  40. What always sits in the corner but can move all round the world?… A stamp.
  41. Which state does the most laundry?… Washington. (Top 10 U.S. States Jokes)
  42. What did the ground say to the earthquake?… Hey, you crack me up!
  43. What kind of maps do spiders make?… Web-based maps.
  44. What do you call the little rivers that flow into the Nile?… Juveniles (World Geography Jokes)
  45. What has four eyes but can’t see?… Mississippi! (Top 10 U.S. States Jokes)
  46. Why did the cartographer put the projection in a hangar?… It was a plane projection.
  47. What’s the worst thing that can happen to a middle school geography teacher?… Getting lost. (Middle School Jokes)
  48. What city always cheats at exams?… Peking. (World Geography Jokes)
  49. Knock, knock… Who’s there?… Noah… Noah, who?… Noah good joke about geography?
  50. Knock Knock… Who’s there?… June… June who?… June know how to tell a good geography knock-knock joke?
  51. Knock Knock… Who’s there?… June… June who?… June know any good geography knock knock jokes? (June Jokes Spring Knock Knock Jokes)
  52. If you are going to try cross-country skiing, start with a small country.
  53. Where do you find the Pacific Ocean without water?… On a map!
  54. What do you call a city without mini apples?… Mini-apple-less. (Top 10 U.S. States Jokes)
  55. What is a penguin’s favorite aunt?… Aunt Arctica! (World Geography Jokes)
  56. How did Christopher Columbus finance his way to the new land?… With his Discover card! (Top Columbus Day Jokes)
  57. What is the fastest country in the world?… Russia. (Top Sports Jokes & World Geography Jokes)
  58. Why are maps like fish?…. Both have scales.
  59. What do you call a map guide to Alcatraz?… A con-tour map. (Top 50 State Jokes)
  60. What’s in the middle of the ocean?… Letter E!
  61. Which is the biggest cow that doesn’t give milk?… Moscow! (World Geography Jokes)
  62. Why is Alabama the smartest state?… Because it has 4 A’s and 1 B! (Top 10 U.S. States Jokes)
  63. “Old geographers never die, they just lose their bearings.”
  64. What is the biggest pan in the world ?… Japan! (World Geography Jokes)
  65. Why didn’t true north date magnetic north?… She didn’t like his bearing.
  66. What projection do birds use to track their migration?… A robins-son (Robinson) projection.
  67. What do you get if you cross a farm animal with a map maker?… A cow-tographer!
  68. Why did the map always get into trouble with Christopher Columbus?… It had a bad latitude. (Columbus Day Jokes)
  69. Why didn’t the map projection finish his speech?… He was interrupted.
  70. What did the beach say as the tide came in?… Long time no sea. (Geography Jokes for Kids)
  71. What sort of pudding roams wild in the Arctic circle?… Moose. (World Geography Jokes)
  72. What is the spiciest country?… Chile! (Chili) (World Geography Jokes)
  73. What did the puny rock say to the big muscle rock?… I wish I were boulder!
  74. Where do you find an ocean without water?… On a map!
  75. Why do senior military officials like small scale maps?… Because they have been GENERAL-ized.
  76. What do you call a teapot of boiling water on top of Mount Everest?… A high-pot-in-use. (Top Math Jokes of All-Time & World Geography Jokes)
  77. Why don’t you see penguins in Great Britain?… Because they are afraid of Wales! (World Geography Jokes)
  78. Why didn’t the map grids go to the popular dance club?… Because they were all squares. (Top Geometry Jokes)
  79. How can you tell that compasses and scales are intelligent?… Because they’re all graduated.
  80. What tower cannot eat anything?… The I Full Tower (Eiffel) (World Geography Jokes)
  81. What’s the happiest state in the union?… Merry-land! (Top 10 U.S. States Jokes)
  82. Why was longitude boiling mad?… Because it was 360 degrees.
  83. When the Pilgrims landed, where did they stand?… On their feet! (Thanksgiving Jokes)
  84. What has a mouth but can’t eat?… A river!
  85. If Mississippi bought Virginia a New Jersey, what would Delaware?…. Idaho, Alaska! (U.S. Teachers are Great Tutors! & Top 10 U.S. States Jokes)
  86. Why do paper maps never win at poker?… Because they always fold. (Top Sports Jokes)
  87. Where did Avogadro send his CARE packages?… Moleasia (101 Mole Day Jokes)
  88. What’s in the middle of Paris?… The letter R! 
  89. Which did Columbus way was smarter, longitude or latitude?… Longitude, because it has 360 degrees! (Columbus Day Jokes)
  90. What do John Wayne and a map key have in common?… Both are legends.
  91. What do Christopher Columbus and a map key have in common?… Both are legends. (Columbus Day Jokes)
  92. Where do gymnasts go to get a new uniform?… New Jersey (Gymnastics Jokes for Kids)
  93. What is the tallest building in the world?… The library of course, it has the most stories!
  94. What did Delaware?… A New Jersey. (Top 10 U.S. States Jokes)
    What is a nautical chart’s best pitch?… The depth curve. (Top Baseball Jokes)
  95. Why does west longitude need to be cheered up?… Because it is always negative.
  96. Where is it always 90 degrees, but never hot?… The North and South Poles. (Top Winter Jokes)
  97. Did you hear about the map that was mugged?… It was rolled by the map librarian.
  98. What’s the capital of Washington?… W. (Top 10 U.S. States Jokes)
  99. What did the sea say to the shore?… Nothing, it just waved!
  100. Why can fish measure distances so well?… Because they have their own scales.
  101. Why don’t people want to live in Illinois?… ‘Cause of too much noise!
  102. Why don’t cartography librarians wear high heels?… They prefer map flats.
  103. “Old geologists never die, they just petrify.”
  104. “Old geologists never die, they just get stoned.”
  105. What is the highest road?… The Highway.
  106. Which has the higher IQ, latitude or longitude?… Longitude; it’s got 360 degrees!
  107. What do penguins wear on their heads?… Ice caps. (Top Winter Jokes)
  108. Why weren’t there any parallels on the map?… Because the cartographer didn’t have any latitude in his map design.
  109. What did Tennessee?… The same thing Arkansas. (Top 10 U.S. States Jokes)
  110. Where do fish keep their money?… In riverbanks.
  111. Why did the equator win the MVP (most valuable parallel) award at the Latitude Super Bowl?… Because it was a great circle. (Top Sports Jokes)
  112. What did Delaware?… New Jersey. (U.S. Teachers are Great Tutors!)
  113. What country does a pirate love to sail his ship to?… AARRRGHentina! (101 Pi Day Jokes)
  114. What is the tidiest element on a map?… The neatline.
  115. What’s big, white, furry and always points North?… A Polar Bearing. (World Geography Jokes)
  116. What do you get when you cross a mountain climber and a mosquito?… Nothing! You know you can’t cross a scalar and a vector. (Top Math Jokes of All-Time)
  117. What do an astrologist and a cartographer have in common?… They both specialize in projections. (Top Winter Jokes)
  118. Why does the Bogie Man know all the map symbols?… Because he’s a legend. (101 Halloween Jokes)
    So where did you go for your holiday last year? Student: Spain Teacher: A cheap place like the Costa Brava? Student: No, very expensive, Costa Fortune! (Top Teacher Jokes)
  119. What kind of projection do 3 out of 4 ear, nose, and throat specialists prefer?… A sinus-oidal map projection.
  120. Why were the rocks excited to go to the birthday bash?… They knew they’d have a SMASHING good time.
  121. What goes thousands of miles and never moves?… A highway!
  122. What did the sea say to the river?… Nothing it just waved
  123. Why didn’t the map have any meridians?…. It was a map of a parallel universe.
  124. Why did the cartographer put a band-aid on the map?… Because it had a bleeding edge.
  125. What projection is used to map the distribution of chocolate lovers?… The Bonne-Bonne (bon bon) projection.
  126. What do you call a map showing the heights of leafy-stemmed perennial herbs measured in centimeters?…. A daisy metric map.
  127. What do Clint Eastwood and a map key have in common?… Both are legends.
  128. What kind of contours can see in the dark?…. Illuminated contours.
  129. Which state can you serve at a restaurant?… Mini Soda (Minnesota) (Top 10 U.S. States Jokes)
  130. What do you get when you cross a cowboy with a mapmaker?… A cow-tographer.
  131. Why can’t you ever play a board game in the jungle?… There’s always gonna be a cheetah!
  132. What is the coldest country in the world?… Chile! (World Geography Jokes)
  133. Teacher: Where were you born? Student: India. Teacher: Which part? What do you mean, ‘which part’? My whole body was born in India!
  134. Why did Cali phone ya (California)?… She called to say Hawhi ya (Hawaii) (Top 10 U.S. States Jokes)
  135. Italy got Hungary. Ate Turkey. Slipped on Greece. Went shopping in Iceland. And then got eaten by Wales! (World Geography Jokes)
  136. Who did Mississippi get married too?… Mr Sippi! (Top 10 U.S. States Jokes)
  137. What city has lots of sand?… Sand Francisco! (Top 10 U.S. States Jokes)
  138. If we put a yellow rock in the Red Sea what will happen?… It will become wet!
  139. What is in the middle of India?… The letter ‘D’!
  140. What did the Indian ocean say to the Pacific ocean?… Nothing, it just waved.
  141. What country in Europe satisfies Hungary?… Turkey! (World Geography Jokes)
  142. Why is Mississippi such an unusual river?… It has four eyes and can’t even see!
  143. What U.S. state is best at producing cheese?… Swiss-consin! (Top 10 U.S. States Jokes)
  144. What is the smallest state?… Mini-Sota (Minnesota)! (Top 10 U.S. States Jokes)
  145. Why was the Egyptian boy worried?…. Because his daddy became a mummy!
  146. What is the cleanest state?… Washington! (Top 10 U.S. States Jokes)
  147. What is in the centre of America?… The letter “R”. (Top 10 U.S. States Jokes)
  148. What is the sweatiest country?… Iran! (World Geography Jokes)
  149. Where does Florida come before Utah?… The dictionary! (Top 10 U.S. States Jokes)
  150. What did Delaware to the basketball game?… Idaho, Alaska. Maybe her New Jersey? (Top 10 U.S. States Jokes)
  151. What do you call someone from Detroit who talks a lot?… A Motor City mouth! (Top 10 U.S. States Jokes)
  152. Why is North Korea evil?… Because it has no Seoul! (World Geography Jokes)
  153. Why is the state Mississippi so odd?… Because it has four I’s but can’t see! (Top 10 U.S. States Jokes)
  154. Teacher: What is the shape of the earth? Student: Square! Teacher: Why? Student: Because, my father says your fame should spread to all four corners of the world! (World Geography Jokes)
  155. If a plane crashed on the border of Canada and USA, where would they bury the survivors?… You wouldn’t bury them anywhere because survivors are the people who lived! (World Geography Jokes)
  156. What runs but never goes out of breath?… A river!
  157. If you drop your white shirt in the Red Sea, what will it become?… It will become WET! (World Geography Jokes)
  158. Which state has the smallest drink?… Minnesota (Mini-soda) (Top 10 U.S. States Jokes)
  159. What area did Avogadro explore?… The South Mole! (101 Mole Day Jokes)
  160. Did you hear about the famous microbiologist who traveled in thirty different countries and learned to speak six languages?… He was a man of many cultures. (Top Biology Jokes)
  161. Why does a moon rock taste better than an Earth rock?… It’s a little meteor! (Full Moon Jokes)
  162. “Why does the Moon orbit the Earth?”… “To get to the other side?” (Full Moon Jokes)

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