Google Search “Unicorn Jokes”

  1. What do we call a single kernel of corn?… A unicorn! (Corn Jokes)
  2. What is a mythical vegetable called?… A unicorn!
  3. What is the difference between a unicorn and a carrot?… One is a funny beast and the other is a bunny feast.
  4. What do you call a smart unicorn?… The “A”corn. (Arbor Day Jokes)
  5. What did the Unicorn tell the carrot?… U-No-Corn!
  6. What do unicorns call their father? “Pop” corn. (Father’s Day Jokes)
  7. Why didn’t the Unicorn want to join the Military?… She had to wear a U-Ni-Form! (Veterans’ Day Jokes)
  8. What do unicorns use for money?… Corn “Bread.”
  9. What do you call a Unicorn with large Eyelashes?… U-Ni-Brow!
  10. What did the baby unicorn say to mommy unicorn?… Where is my pop corn?
  11. What do Unicorns eat for breakfast?… Lucky Charms. (Cereal Jokes)
  12. What did one unicorn say to the other?… The pace is familiar but I can’t remember the mane.
  13. Unicorns are real they’re just fat, grey, and called rhinos.