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More Tree Jokes…

  1. A lumberjack went into a magic forest to cut a tree. Upon arrival, he started to swing at the tree. It shouted, “Wait! I’m a talking tree!” The lumberjack smiled, “and you will dialogue.” (Smile Jokes & Cemetery Jokes)
  2. If trees could kill you… They wood. (Police Jokes)
  3. What’s a skeleton’s favorite plant?… A bone-zai tree. (Skeleton Jokes)
  4. Did you hear the joke about the oak tree?… It’s acorny one!
  5. What do trees like to study in school?… Chemistree. (Chemistry Jokes)
  6. What do trees write on?… Loose leaf paper.
  7. My Dad was a Christmas tree salesman…. Before he started work he always got himself spruced up. (Labor Day Jokes & Christmas Tree Jokes)
  8. Tree Pun: “Let’s make like a tree and leave!”
  9. What is the scariest tree?… BamBOO! (Ghost Jokes)
  10. What is a pirate’s favorite holiday?… AHRRRRR-bor Day! (Pirate Jokes for Kids)