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- Earth Day Jokes for Kids
- (Tree Jokes)
- Arbor Day Jokes
- Top 10 Tree Jokes / Top 50 Tree Jokes / 101 Tree Jokes
- Knock knock?…Who is there?…Boo… Boo Who?… Don’t cry! We have the best jokes about trees.
- A lumberjack went into a magic forest to cut a tree. Upon arrival, he started to swing at the tree. It shouted, “Wait! I’m a talking tree!” The lumberjack smiled, “and you will dialogue.” (Smile Jokes)
- Did you hear the joke about the oak tree?… It’s acorny one!
- Where do saplings go to learn?… Elementree school.
- What is the saddest tree?… The weeping willow.
- Spring is here, and the trees are getting their foliage back… What a releaf! (Spring Jokes)
- If money really did grow on trees, what would be everyone’s favorite season?… Fall. (Tree Jokes)
- What is a tree’s favorite state?… “Oak” lahoma. (Oklahoma Jokes)
- Hawaii Puns: Keep palm and carry on. (Hawaii Jokes)
- How can you identify a dogwood tree?… By its bark!
- How does a coniferous tree get ready for a date?… They spruce themselves up.
- What is a pine tree’s favorite singer?… Spruce Springsteen.
- What’s the best way to make a tree laugh?… Tell it acorn-y joke.
- How does a coniferous tree get ready for a prom?… They spruce themselves up.
- How does a coniferous tree get ready for a wedding?… They spruce themselves up.
- What did the tree say to the bully?… Leaf me alone!
- What must trees drink responsibly?… Root beer.
- Why do Christmas trees have trouble sewing?… They can’t stop dropping their needles!
- I worked in the woods as a lumberjack, but I just couldn’t hack it… so they gave me the axe. (Labor Day Jokes)
- What is a tree’s least favorite month?… Sep-timber! (Funny Jokes for Each Month)
- Mother to son: I’m warning you. If you fall out of that tree and break both your legs, don’t come running to me! (Biology Jokes for Kids & Mother’s Day Jokes)
- What’s a tree’s favorite subject in school?… Geometree!
- Why did the tree get in trouble at school?… For being knotty!
- Would you ever try the acorn diet?… No way! It sounds nuts!
- Which Canadian city is a tree’s favorite?… Mon “tree” al!
- What did Obi Wan Kenobi say to the tree?… May the Forest be with you. (Star Wars Jokes for Kids)
- Did you hear the joke about the redwood?… It’s tree-mendous!
- What was General Washington’s favorite tree?… The infan-tree. (American Revolution Jokes & Arbor Day Jokes)
- What is a tree’s favorite drink?… Root beer. (Camping Jokes for Kids)
- Why do trees have so many friends?… They branch out. (Camping Jokes for Kids)
- What kind of tree does a math teacher climb?… Geometry. (Geometry Jokes & Arbor Day Jokes)
- What is a pirate’s favorite holiday?… AHRRRRR-bor Day! (Pirate Jokes for Kids)
- What type of tree likes to give high fives?… A palm tree!
- Why did the tree need to take a nap?… For rest.
- What’s a tree’s favorite radio station?… One that plays poplar songs!
- Do you want a brief explanation of an acorn?… In a nutshell, it’s an oak tree.
- What band do trees listen to on the 4th of July?… Spruce Springsteen and the Tree Street Band. (Music Jokes & 4th of July Jokes)
- What do you call a military tree who doesn’t return on time?… Absent without leaf.
- What’s a tree’s favorite dating app?… Timber.
- What was the tree’s favorite thing about Star Trek?… The Captain’s log.
- What did one leaf say to another?… I’m falling for you. (Valentine’s Day Jokes & Fall Jokes)
- How do trees get on the internet?… They log in. (Computer Jokes for Kids)
- If you’re in the woods, how can you tell if a tree is a dogwood?… By its bark. (Dog Jokes for Kids)
- What did the tree do when the bank closed?… It opened its own branch!
- Why was the pine tree sent to its room?… Because it was being knotty!
- What did Frodo say when he saw the trees dancing?… That’s ENT-ertainment! (Tree Jokes & Dance Jokes)
- Who’s going to agree to play Frodo in the Lord of the Rings movies?… Elijah Would. (Movie Jokes & 101 Lord of the Rings Jokes)
- What did the hurricane say to the palm tree?… Hang onto your leaves, this will be no ordinary breeze. (Hurricane Jokes)
- What kind of trees do you get when you plant kisses?… Tulips.
- Why isn’t the squirrel hard at work collecting acorns at the oak tree?… She called in sick and went to the beech.