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More Tree Jokes…

  1. Knock knock?…Who is there?…Boo… Boo Who?… Don’t cry! We have the best jokes about trees.
  2. A lumberjack went into a magic forest to cut a tree. Upon arrival, he started to swing at the tree. It shouted, “Wait! I’m a talking tree!” The lumberjack smiled, “and you will dialogue.” (Smile Jokes)
  3. Did you hear the joke about the oak tree?… It’s acorny one!
  4. Where do saplings go to learn?… Elementree school.
  5. What is the saddest tree?… The weeping willow.
  6. Spring is here, and the trees are getting their foliage back… What a releaf! (Spring Jokes)
  7. If money really did grow on trees, what would be everyone’s favorite season?… Fall. (Tree Jokes)
  8. What is a tree’s favorite state?… “Oak” lahoma. (Oklahoma Jokes)
  9. Hawaii Puns: Keep palm and carry on. (Hawaii Jokes)
  10. How can you identify a dogwood tree?… By its bark!
  11. How does a coniferous tree get ready for a date?… They spruce themselves up.
  12. What is a pine tree’s favorite singer?… Spruce Springsteen.
  13. What’s the best way to make a tree laugh?… Tell it acorn-y joke.
  14. How does a coniferous tree get ready for a prom?… They spruce themselves up.
  15. How does a coniferous tree get ready for a wedding?… They spruce themselves up.
  16. What did the tree say to the bully?… Leaf me alone!
  17. What must trees drink responsibly?… Root beer.
  18. Why do Christmas trees have trouble sewing?… They can’t stop dropping their needles!
  19. I worked in the woods as a lumberjack, but I just couldn’t hack it… so they gave me the axe. (Labor Day Jokes)
  20. What is a tree’s least favorite month?… Sep-timber! (Funny Jokes for Each Month)
  21. Mother to son: I’m warning you. If you fall out of that tree and break both your legs, don’t come running to me! (Biology Jokes for Kids & Mother’s Day Jokes)
  22. What’s a tree’s favorite subject in school?… Geometree!
  23. Why did the tree get in trouble at school?… For being knotty!
  24. Would you ever try the acorn diet?… No way! It sounds nuts!
  25. Which Canadian city is a tree’s favorite?… Mon “tree” al!
  26. What did Obi Wan Kenobi say to the tree?… May the Forest be with you. (Star Wars Jokes for Kids)
  27. Did you hear the joke about the redwood?… It’s tree-mendous!
  28. What was General Washington’s favorite tree?… The infan-tree. (American Revolution Jokes & Arbor Day Jokes)
  29. What is a tree’s favorite drink?… Root beer. (Camping Jokes for Kids)
  30. Why do trees have so many friends?… They branch out. (Camping Jokes for Kids)
  31. What kind of tree does a math teacher climb?… Geometry. (Geometry Jokes & Arbor Day Jokes)
  32. What is a pirate’s favorite holiday?… AHRRRRR-bor Day! (Pirate Jokes for Kids)
  33. What type of tree likes to give high fives?… A palm tree!
  34. Why did the tree need to take a nap?… For rest.
  35. What’s a tree’s favorite radio station?… One that plays poplar songs!
  36. Do you want a brief explanation of an acorn?… In a nutshell, it’s an oak tree.
  37. What band do trees listen to on the 4th of July?… Spruce Springsteen and the Tree Street Band. (Music Jokes & 4th of July Jokes)
  38. What do you call a military tree who doesn’t return on time?… Absent without leaf.
  39. What’s a tree’s favorite dating app?… Timber.
  40. What was the tree’s favorite thing about Star Trek?… The Captain’s log.
  41. What did one leaf say to another?… I’m falling for you. (Valentine’s Day Jokes & Fall Jokes)
  42. How do trees get on the internet?… They log in. (Computer Jokes for Kids)
  43. If you’re in the woods, how can you tell if a tree is a dogwood?… By its bark. (Dog Jokes for Kids)
  44. What did the tree do when the bank closed?… It opened its own branch!
  45. Why was the pine tree sent to its room?… Because it was being knotty!
  46. What did Frodo say when he saw the trees dancing?… That’s ENT-ertainment! (Tree Jokes & Dance Jokes)
  47. Who’s going to agree to play Frodo in the Lord of the Rings movies?… Elijah Would. (Movie Jokes 101 Lord of the Rings Jokes)
  48. What did the hurricane say to the palm tree?… Hang onto your leaves, this will be no ordinary breeze. (Hurricane Jokes)
  49. What kind of trees do you get when you plant kisses?… Tulips.
  50. Why isn’t the squirrel hard at work collecting acorns at the oak tree?… She called in sick and went to the beech.