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- A man gets on a bus with his baby. The bus driver says, “That’s the ugliest baby that I’ve ever seen. Ugh!” The man goes to the rear of the bus and sits down, fuming. He says to a man next to her, “The driver just insulted me!” The other man says, “You go right up there and tell him off – go ahead, I’ll hold your monkey for you.” (Funny Animal Jokes for Kids & Monkey Jokes for Kids)
- There’s a big difference between bad jokes and dad jokes… first letter. (Grammar Jokes & Funny Dad Jokes)
- After Graduating from High School, A son moves away from home to study at University. One of his letters home reads: Dear Father, University i$ really great. I am making lot$ of friend$ and $tudying very hard. With all my $tuff, I $imply ¢an’t think of anything I need, $o if you would like, you can ju$t $end me a card, a$ I would love to hear from you. Love, Your $on. After receiving his son’s letter, the father immediately replies by sending a letter back. Dear Son, I kNOw that astroNOmy, ecoNOmics, and oceaNOgraphy are eNOugh to keep evpen an hoNOr student busy. Do NOt forget that the pursuit of kNOwledge is a NOble task, and you can never study eNOugh. Love, Dad (Graduation Jokes)
- Dad, what is it like to have the best child in the world?… I don’t know, go ask your grandparents. (Grandparent Jokes for Kids)
- Four men are in the hospital waiting room because their wives are having babies. A nurse goes up to the first guy and says, “Congratulations! You’re the father of twins.” “That’s odd,” answers the man. “I work for the Minnesota Twins!” A nurse says to the second guy, “Congratulations! You’re the father of triplets!” “That’s weird,” answers the second man. “I work for the 3M company!” A nurse tells the third man, “Congratulations! You’re the father of quadruplets!” “That’s strange,” he answers. “I work for the Four Seasons hotel!” The last man is groaning and banging his head against the wall. “What’s wrong?” the others ask. “I work for 7 Up!” (Baby Jokes)
- What four words solve Dad’s every problem?… Go ask your mother. (Father’s Day Jokes for Kids & Grammar Jokes)
- Son: Did you get a haircut? Dad: No, I got them all cut. (Funny Dad Jokes & Barber Jokes)
- Being a great father is like shaving. No matter how good you shaved today, you have to do it again tomorrow. (Barber Jokes)
- “People who say they sleep like a baby don’t have one.” – Dad (Napping Jokes for Kids & Baby Jokes)
- What is the official dessert of Father’s Day?… a “pop” sicle. (Summer Jokes for Kids / Ice Cream Jokes / Popsicle Jokes for Kids)