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- What does the sun drink out of?… Sunglasses.(Sun Jokes)
- Son: “Hey Dad, have you seen my sunglasses?” Dad: “No son, have you seen my dad glasses?” (Dad Jokes)
- Why was the teacher wearing sunglasses?… She had bright students! (Jokes for Teachers)
- What do you call a skinny man in sunglasses?… Slim Shady. (Music Jokes)
- What did the arrogant sunglasses say to the nose?… “I’m above you.”
- My new sunglasses are making me paranoid… Everyone suddenly seems shady! (Psychology Jokes)
- What kind of sunglasses does Ned Flanders wear?… Oakley Dokelys.
- I bought my wife some mirrored sunglasses… I look great in them! (Marriage Jokes)
- I bought A Pair Of Polarized Sunglasses …Some people like ’em, some people hate ’em.
- The sunglasses I ordered were much darker than advertised… I blame a lack of transparency. (Black Friday Jokes)