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Top 10 Christmas Jokes for Teachers: What do call a middle school student afraid of Santa Claus?….Claustrophobic. (Middle School Jokes)
Top 10 New Year’s Eve Jokes for Teachers
- You know, I use to be a teacher, but found out I didn’t have enough class… (Labor Day Jokes)
- Early one morning, a mother went in to wake up her son. ‘Wake up, son. It’s time to go to school’ ‘But why, Mom? I don’t want to go.’ ‘Give me two reasons why you don’t want to go.’ ‘Well, the kids hate me for one, and the teachers hate me, too!’ ‘Oh, that’s no reason not to go to school. Come on now and get ready.’ ‘Give me two reasons why I should go to school.’ ‘Well, for one, you’re 52 years old. And for another, you’re the Head teacher!’ (Teacher Jokes & Jokes for the 1st Day of School)
- Why are fish so smart?… They travel in schools! (Teacher Jokes & Travel Guest Blogs)
- What’s a middle school teacher’s favorite nation?… Expla-nation. (World Geography & Social Studies Jokes)
- Why did the middle school teacher draw on the window?… Because he wanted his lesson to be very clear! (Top 10 Teacher Jokes)
- Teacher: Everybody hand in your homework, please. Students: Teacher, it’s the first day of school. We didn’t have any homework. Teacher: That’s right, and that’s the last excuse for not doing your homework that I’ll accept for the rest of the year. (Back to School Jokes)
- Knock Knock… Who’s there?… Noah… Noah who?… Noah more summer – it’s time for school! (Knock Knock Jokes for Kids & Jokes for the 1st Day of School)
- Knock Knock… Who’s there!… B-4!… B-4 who?… B-4 you leave school, thank your teacher for a great year! (Jokes for the Last Day of School)
- Teacher: What is the chemical formula for water? Student: H-I-J-K-L-M-N-O. Teacher: What are you talking about? Student: Yesterday you said it was H to O. (Chemistry Jokes & Mole Day Jokes)
- Why did the teacher jump into the water?… She wanted to test the water! (Swimming Jokes for Kids)