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- St. Patrick’s Day Knock Knock Jokes
Happy St. Patrick’s Day. We hope we can bring you a few smiles with the following jokes.
- Knock Knock …. Who’s there? ….Irish!… Irish Who? …. Irish you a happy St. Patrick’s Day! (St. Patrick’s Day Jokes)
- Knock knock…Who’s there?… Irish... Irish who?… Irish you a Merry Christmas! (Christmas Knock Knock Jokes & St. Patrick’s Day Knock Knock Jokes)
- What do you get when you cross a four-leaf clover with poison ivy?… A rash of good luck on St. Patrick’s Day. (Doctor Jokes)
- Son: Dad, I met an Irish girl on St. Patrick’s Day. Dad: Oh, really? Son: No, O’Reilly! (Dad Jokes)
- On what musical instrument did the showoff musician play his St. Patrick’s Day tunes?… On his brag-pipes. (Music Jokes)
- What did the leprechaun say when the video game ended?… Game clover!
- What do you call leprechauns who collect aluminum cans, used newspapers and plastic bottles?… “Wee-cyclers!”
- Where do leprechauns buy their groceries?… Rainbow Foods!
- What did the leprechaun say on March 17?… “Irish you a Happy St. Patrick’s Day!”
- Potato: Knock, knock… Carrot: Who’s there?… Potato: Irish stew… Carrot: Irish stew, who? Potato: Irish stew in the name of the law. (St. Patrick’s Day Knock Knock Jokes & Police Jokes)