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Google Search “Ides of March Jokes”
- Ides of March Jokes: Celebrate the Ides of March with a donut. In fact…Eat two, Brute. (Donut Jokes)
- What did Romans use to cut a string?… Caesars!
- Why was Shakespeare denied a drink at a pub?… He was bard!
- Why did Julius Caesar by crayons?… He wanted to Mark Anthony!
- Which famous Roman suffered from hay fever?… Julius Sneezer.
- Who refereed a tennis match between Julius Caesar and Mark Anthony?… The Roman Umpire!
- Can February, March? … No, but April, May!
- Why is everyone so tired on April 1?… Because they’ve just finished a long, 31 day March! (Top Spring Jokes)
- Can February March?… No, but April May. (Top 10 Jokes for Each Month)
- Top 10 March Madness Jokes: Why was the sports fan acting so crazy?… He had March Madness! (March Madness Jokes)