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  1. Ides of March JokesCelebrate the Ides of March with a donut. In fact…Eat two, Brute. (Donut Jokes)
  2. What did Romans use to cut a string?… Caesars!
  3. Why was Shakespeare denied a drink at a pub?… He was bard!
  4. Why did Julius Caesar by crayons?… He wanted to Mark Anthony!
  5. Which famous Roman suffered from hay fever?… Julius Sneezer.
  6. Who refereed a tennis match between Julius Caesar and Mark Anthony?… The Roman Umpire!
  7. Can FebruaryMarch? … No, but AprilMay!
  8. Why is everyone so tired on April 1?… Because they’ve just finished a long, 31 day March! (Top Spring Jokes)
  9. Can February March?… No, but April May. (Top 10 Jokes for Each Month)
  10. Top 10 March Madness JokesWhy was the sports fan acting so crazy?… He had March Madness! (March Madness Jokes)