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More Golf Jokes…

  1. Knock knock?…Who is there?…Boo… Boo Who?… Don’t cry! We have the best Masters golf jokes.
  2. What is the holiest place in golf?… Amen Corner.
  3. Knock, knock?… Who is there?… August… August Who?… A gust a National is where The Masters is played. (August Knock Knock Jokes)
  4. Hole #1 What is the #1 hole to have a cup of tea in golf?… Tea Olive at Augusta National Golf Course. (Tea Jokes)
  5. Hole #2 What do you get if you combine a fashion designer, dog lover, and lumberjack?… Pink Dogwood. (Dog Jokes & Tree Jokes)
  6. Why did they kick Tarzan out of the Masters?… He screamed with every swing. (Tarzan Jokes & Disney Jokes)
  7. Hole #3 What is a Georgia gardener’s favorite golf hole. ..Flowering Peach at Augusta National Golf Course. (Flower Jokes & Georgia Jokes)
  8. How many Masters golfers does it take to change a light bulb?… FORE! (Math Jokes for Kids Pi Day Jokes)
  9. Hole #4 What do you get when you cross a florist, an Alaska fisherman and an apple… Flowering Crab Apple! (Apple Jokes / Flower Jokes / Alaska Jokes)
  10. Hole #5 What is a favorite golf hole for florists?… Magnolia at Augusta National Golf Course. (Flower Jokes)
  11. Why did Tarzan spend so much time on the golf course before the Masters?… He was perfecting his swing. (Tarzan Jokes & Disney Jokes)
  12. Hole #15 What hole at the Master’s really bothers firemen?… Hole #15 Fire Thorn. (Fireman Jokes)
  13. Where do musicians like to watch the Masters?… Hole #12, Golden Bell. (365 Music Jokes)
  14. Why would computers do good golfing at the Masters?… Because they have hard drives. (Computer Jokes)
  15. Knock, knock?… Who is there?… August… August Who?… A gust a see if I can get a few autographs at the Masters. (August Knock Knock Jokes)
  16. What is a golfer at the Masters favorite lunch?… A ham sand-wedge. (Sandwich Jokes)
  17. What do you call a ginger drinking a beer at the Hole 16 at the Masters?… Red Bud. ((Beer Jokes)
  18. Knock, knock?… Who is there?… August… August Who?… A gust a tee off at the Masters. (August Knock Knock Jokes)
  19. What did one golf ball say to another golf ball at the Masters?… See you a round.
  20. Why did the golfer have an extra pair of pants at the Masters?… In case he got a hole-in-one. (Golf Jokes)
  21. Hole #13 What is a favorite golf hole for florists?… Azalea at Augusta National Golf Course. (Flower Jokes)
  22. Hole #8 What is a favorite golf hole of florists?… Yellow Jasmine at Augusta National Golf Course. (Flower Jokes)
  23. Hole #9 Where do North and South Carolina bakers travel to make cherry pie?… The go to Augusta National Golf. Course and set up shop at hole #9, Carolina Cherry. (Pie Jokes / South Carolina Jokes / North Carolina Jokes)