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Social Studies Jokes

  1. Did you hear about the popcorn that joined the army?… They made him a kernel. (Popcorn Jokes)
  2. Did you hear about the guy who put little G.I. Joe soldiers at the bottom of his coffee cup?… He’d heard that the best part of waking up is soldiers in your cup! (Coffee Jokes)
  3. Where did the General put his armies?… In his sleevies. (get it his sleeves)?
  4. What was General Washington’s favorite tree?…The infan-tree! (4th of July Jokes & Arbor Day Jokes)
  5. Teacher “More than 200 years ago, our forefathers defeated the British in the Revolutionary War.”… Student “Wow! They must have been pretty strong, four men defeating a whole army!” (4th of July Jokes)
  6. A Great American Book Never Written: “The Parts of the National Anthem” by Homer D. Brave. (Flag Day Jokes)
  7. Best War of 1812 Book Never Written:… “The Star- Spangled Banner” by Jose Kanusee. (Flag Day Jokes)
  8. Teacher: Johnny, what are the last words of “The Star-Spangled Banner”?… Student:“Play ball”?(Flag Day Jokes)
  9. What did one American flag say to the other flag?… Nothing. It just waved! (Flag Day Jokes)
  10. What did King George think of the American colonists?… He thought they were revolting! (4th of July Jokes)
  11. What happened as a result of the Stamp Act?… The Americans licked the British. (4th of July Jokes)
  12. What was the craziest battle of the Revolutionary War?… The Battle of Bonkers Hill. (4th of July Jokes)
  13. What did the colonists wear to the Boston Tea Party?… Tea-shirts. (4th of July Jokes)
  14. What was the Patriots’ favorite food in the Revolutionary War?…Chicken Catch-a-Tory! (4th of July Jokes)
  15. What’s red, white and blue?…Our flag, of course. And a sad candy cane! (4th of July Jokes)
  16. Why did Paul Revere ride his horse from Boston to Lexington?… Because the horse was too heavy to carry! (4th of July Jokes)
  17. Where did General Washington put his armies?… In his sleevies! (Memorial Day Jokes & American Revolutionary War Jokes)