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  1. 24 Best New Year’s Jokes to Kick off 2020 – Good Housekeeping
  2. New Years Jokes – New Years Eve Jokes
  3. 24 New Year One Liners – The funniest New Year jokes …
  1. Did you hear about the fire cracker’s New Year’s Eve party?… It was a BANG! (Fireworks Jokes)
  2. What song does a vampire sing on New Year’s Eve?… Auld FANG Syne. (Vampire Jokes & 365 Family Friendly Jokes)
  3. Knock knock... Who’s there?… Mary and Abbey... Mary and Abbey who?… Mary Christmas and Abbey New Year! (Christmas Knock Knock Jokes & New Year’s Eve Jokes)
  4. What song did Avogadro’s family sing on New Year’s Eve?… “Mole Lang Syne.” (Mole Day Jokes & Music Jokes)
  5. How does New Year’s Eve end?… With the letter ‘E’!
  6. What did the generous mole say when his friends crashed his New Year’s Eve party?… The mole the merrier! (Mole Day Jokes & New Year’s Eve Jokes)
  1. What does the Easter Bunny say on New Year’s Day?…. Hoppy New Year! (Top Easter Jokes)
  2. What is a cow’s favorite holiday?…  Moo Year’s Eve!
  3. What song does a vampire sing on New Year’s Eve?… Auld FANG Syne (Top Halloween Jokes)
  4. What do you tell someone you didn’t see at New Year’s Eve?… I haven’t seen you for a year!
  5. What do you call always having a date for New Year’s Eve?… Social Security. (Top Valentine’s Day Jokes)
  6. What is a cow’s favorite holiday?…  Moo Year’s Day!

New Years Eve One Liners

  1. A New Year’s resolution is something that goes in one year and out the other.
  2. May all your troubles last as long as your New Year resolutions.