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Top Joke Pages:
- Did you hear about the kidnapping?…. He’s still sleeping!
- Which coloring utensil makes you tired?… A craYAWN! (Napping Jokes)
- What soothes a sick stomach and gives you neck support at night?… A PILL-ow. (Doctor Jokes for Kids)
- What did the mother broom say to the baby broom?… It’s time to go to sweep! (Mother’s Day Jokes for Kids)
- What do you call a sleeping cow?… a bulldozer!
- Why did the broom have to go to summer school?… Because it was always sweeping during class! (Summer School Jokes for Kids)
- Knock knockout?… Who is there?… Daisy… Daisy who?…Daisy plays, nights he sleeps!
- Who is a great spokesperson for National Napping Day?… Sleeping Beauty! (Disney Jokes for Kids)
- How do you keep your sleeping bag from getting stretched out?… Don’t sleep too long in it! (Camping Jokes)
- What do you call an egg taking a snooze on the job?… Egg-zosted! (Egg Jokes for Kids)