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Top 50 April Jokes

Top 50 March Jokes

  1. March 1st: Top 50 Pancake Jokes: Where do most people eat pancakes during a Leap Year?… IHOP. (Lear Year Jokes)
  2. March 2nd: Top 50 Dr. Seuss Jokes: What do you call someone who watches you take a test while wearing a vest?… Proctor Seuss. (Jokes for Teachers)
  3. March 13th: Top 50 Daylight Savings Jokes:
  4. Most modern clocks these days auto-update when daylight savings begins/ends. So this morning I’m walking around my house thinking wow… …times have changed. (Walking Jokes)
  5. March 14th: Top 50 Pi Day Jokes: What did pi say when someone asked if it could explain what Pi Day was again?… “I don’t want to repeat myself.”
  6. March 17th: Top 50 St. Patrick’s Day Jokes: What would you get if you crossed Christmas with St. Patrick’s Day? …. St. O’Claus! (Christmas Jokes & Christmas Trivia)
  7. March 18th: Top 50 Full Moon Jokes: Neil Armstrong used to tell really bad jokes about walking on the Moon. When nobody laughed he would follow with, “Ah well. I guess you had to be there.” (Walking Jokes)

Top 50 September Jokes

  1. September 3rd: Top 50 Bacon Jokes: What did the pig say at the beach on a hot summer’s day?… I’m bacon! (Summer Jokes)

Top 50 August Jokes

  1. August 3rd National Watermelon Day Top 50 Watermelon Jokes:
  2. August 13th: Top 50 Friday the 13th Jokes: What’s Jason Voorhees favorite dessert?… I-Scream! (Ice Cream Jokes & Summer Jokes)
  1. Top 50 Hawaii Jokes: What’s a short, quiet Hawaiian laugh?… Aloha.
  2. Top 50 Friday the 13th Jokes: What’s Jason Voorhees favorite dessert?… I-Scream! (Ice Cream Jokes & Summer Jokes)
  3. Top 50 Spring Jokes: What is Spring’s favorite appetizer?… A bloomin’ onion! (Onion Jokes & Flower Jokes)
  4. Top 50 Winnie the Pooh Jokes for Kids: What’s Winnie’s favorite bird?… Christopher Robin. (Bird Jokes)
  5. Top 50 Worm Jokes: What is the best advice to give to a worm?… Sleep late! (Napping Jokes)

Top 50 February Jokes

  1. February 2nd: Top 50 Groundhog Day Jokes: Does anybody know any good Groundhog Day jokes?… I feel like I keep hearing the same ones over and over again. (February Jokes)
  2. February 9th: National Pizza Day: Top 50 Pizza Jokes: What’s the difference between a pizza and our pizza jokes?… Our pizza jokes can’t be topped!
  3. February 21st: Top 50 Presidents’ Day Jokes: Why do Americans choose just 2 people to run for president and 50 for Miss America?