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  1. Knock knock?…Who is there?…Boo… Boo Who?… Don’t cry! We have the best World Geography jokes.
  2. How do students in the Middle East bid farewell to each other on the last day of school?… They Dubai. (Jokes for the Last Day of School)
  3. Knock Knock… Who’s there?… Kenya… Kenya who?… Kenya name the country with great marathon runners?
  4. Did you hear about the man that won the marathon?… He was Russian.
  5. What do you call three Russians skiing down a small hill?… A Triple Low Ski. (Skiing Jokes)
  6. March Madness 2023: Did you know the Netherlands set a viewing record for watching the Final Four in 2023… Their favorite team is San Diego State coached by Brian “Dutch” er. (World Geography Jokes & California Jokes)
  7. Ski Pun: I’d like to ski across the whole white world. (Ski Puns)
  8. Did you know many people in the Netherlands follow March Madness… Their favorite team is San Diego State coached by Brian “Dutch” er. (March Madness Jokes)
  9. When I went to France to learn how to ski… I even needed Alp getting on the chairlift. (Bastille Day Jokes & World Geography Jokes)
  10. What do you call someone who is fluent in 3 languages and marginally conversant in 4th?… Pi-Lingual.
  11. Why don’t Macedonians like pizza?… Too much Greece. (Pizza Jokes)
  12. How did the French man feel on Tuesday?… Mardi. (Mardi Gras Jokes) 
  13. What do you call spheres of beef with a teensy amount of sugar?… Sweet-ish meatballs. (Meatball Jokes)
  14. Where do Russians get their milk?… From Mos-cows. (World Geography Jokes Cow Jokes)
  15. What was the dentist doing in Panama?… Looking for the Root Canal! (Dentist Jokes)
  16. Where’s the first place the shark visited in Europe?… Finland.
  17. October 9thLeif Erikson Day Jokes: Why was Leif Erikson so bad at basketball?… He was always traveling. (World Geography Jokes)
  18. October 10th Columbus Day JokesWhy was Christopher Columbus awful at basketball?… He was always traveled. (World Geography Jokes)
  19. If you’re Canadian when you go into the bathroom, and you’re Canadian when you come out of the bathroom, then what are you when you are in the bathroom?… European! (Canada Jokes)
  20. Do not let the fact that today is July 4th distract you… From the fact that England blew a 13 colony lead. (4th of July Jokes)
  21. 4th of July. The only time of the year Americans say the day and month in the correct order. (4th of July Jokes)
  22. What did the Russian government do when it was announced that they needed to replace their spies?… They Gru new ones. (Minion Jokes)
  23. What do you call a bee explorer?… Christopher Colum-buzz. (World Geography Jokes & Columbus Day Jokes)
  24. Where do bees go on holiday?… Sting apore and Bee – jing! (Bee Jokes)
  25. Americans tend to think us Aussies are all dumb… But at least we get our weather information from meteorologists and not groundhogs. (Ground Hog Day Jokes)
  26. What’s big and purple and lies next to Ireland?… Grape Britain.
  27. The French cheese factory was affected by an earthquake… Only de brie was left. (Cheese Jokes / Bastille Day Jokes / World Geography Jokes / (Earthquake Jokes)
  28. Similarities and differences between the Canadian and Chinese constitution… Both have freedom of speech but only one has freedom after speech. (Constitution Jokes)
  29. Do you hear what is big in Africa right now?… Elephants. (Elephant Jokes)
  30. Where do you get ice cream sandwiches in India?… At the New Delhi. (Ice Cream Sandwich Jokes)
  31. Where do sheep go for summer vacation?… The Baa-hamas. (World Geography Jokes)
  32. Canadian Seasons: Almost Winter, Winter, Still Winter, Road Construction. (Canada Day Jokes)
  33. My friend and I visited Canada for the first time…We went to a fight, and a hockey game broke out.
  34. Did you hear about the Italian man who pasta way?… Now he’s a pizza history! (Pasta Jokes & Pizza Jokes)
  35. Court Hearing in Helsinki The judge questions the culprit: “Where have you been in the night of the 4th November to 11th February?” (Police Jokes & World Geography Jokes)
  36. Why don’t Macedonians like pizza?… Too much Greece.
  37. In France people give each other white roses on Valentine’s Day… they surrender their love to each other! (Funny Valentine’s Day Jokes & Flower Jokes)
  38. It’s always so easy to get a rise out of my mother’s French sister… She’s a croissant. (Croissant Jokes)
  39. What did the French groundhog see when he woke up?… His château. (Ground Hog Day Jokes)
  40. A slice of apple pie is $2.50 in Jamaica and $3 in the Bahamas… These are the pie rates of the Caribbean. (Pie Jokes Apple Pie Jokes)
  41. Why don’t you see any penguins in Britain?… Because they’re afraid of Wales! (Penguin Jokes)
  42. Johnson’s plan for Brexit in January leaked:… He’ll be on vacation in France. (Travel Blogs & World Geography Jokes)
  43. The weather in London is crazy right now. It’s the middle of January, but it feels like the end of May. (May Jokes)
  44. Where do Russians get their milk?… From Mos-cows! (Milk Jokes)
  45. What do you call someone who refuses to accept that they’re swimming in an African river?… In de Nile. (Psychology Jokes & Swimming Jokes)
  46. Knock, knock… Who’s there?… Noah… Noah, who?… Noah good joke about Canada Day?
  47. Knock Knock… Who’s there?… June… June who?… June know how to tell a good Canada Day knock-knock joke?
  48. Knock Knock… Who’s there?… June… June who?… June know any good Canada Day knock knock jokes? (June Jokes Spring Knock Knock Jokes)
  49. Lucy, Linus, and Charlie Brown are assigned a history project. Each person was assigned a country to report on. “Wow!” Lucy said. “I got Italy!” “Interesting” exclaimed Linus. “I got Germany.” With dismay, Charlie Brown said, “I got Iraq.” (Charlie Brown Jokes)
  50. Who is Frosty’s favorite Aunt?… Aunt Artica! (Frosty the Snowman Jokes)