Top 50 Geology Jokes

by | Jun 27, 2023 | Dads, Latest News, School Jokes

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  1. Knock knockout?…Who is there?…Boo… Boo Who?… Don’t cry! We have the best geology jokes in the world. (Knock Knock Jokes)
  2. Are you looking for rock jokes?… Let’s see what we can dig up.
  3. What rock do Massachusetts geologists play with the most?… Plymouth Rock.
  4. Shark Pun: You’ve got me between a rock and a shark place.
  5. What’s Indiana Jones least favorite band?… The Rolling Stones. (365 Music Jokes)
  6. What’s geologist’s favorite rock band?… Stone Temple Pilots.
  7. Why is a geologist sad?… Because his career is in ruins.
  8. Utah Pun: Utah’s beauty is rock solid! (Utah Jokes)
  9. Utah Pun: Utah rocks! (Utah Jokes)
  10. Do you know why the geologist never got married?… Bad dates. (Marriage Jokes)
  11. Why do people wear shamrocks on St. Patrick’s Day?… ‘Cause real rocks are too heavy!
  12. What do you call a fake stone in Ireland? …. A sham rock.
  13. Why did the rock shower every morning?… He wanted to start with a clean slate.
  14. You know you overdid it on St. Patrick’s Day when you think you’re kissing the Blarney Stone and then it kisses back.
  15. What is a leprechaun’s favorite type of music?… Sham-rock ‘n’ roll. (Music Jokes & 365 Music Jokes)
  16. What do you call Dwayne Johnson’s stunt double?… The Sham-Rock! (St. Patrick’s Day Jokes)
  17. The explanations geologists give for the cause of an earthquake are pretty faulty. (Earthquake Jokes)
  18. Why do teachers wear shamrocks on St. Patrick’s Day? …. Regular rocks are too heavy. (St Patrick’s Day Jokes for Teachers)
  19. That priest from Indiana Jones and the Temple of Doom was actually a really inspirational guy… He touched so many hearts.
  20. Did you hear about the Hawaiian geologist who died?… Apparently, she fell head over heels in lava. (Hawaii Jokes & Volcano Jokes)
  21. Why did the tectonic plates break up?… It wasn’t anyone’s fault, there was just too much friction between them.
  22. Why do people wear shamrocks on St. Patrick’s Day? …. Regular rocks are too heavy. (Geology Jokes)
  23. What do you get when you cross a pillowcase with a stone? …. A sham rock. (Geology Jokes)
  24. Mauna Loa hasn’t erupted in over 30 years, but I’ve been told “Lava will find a way.” (Geology Jokes & Volcano Jokes)
  25. Why was the sedimentary rock extra cheap?… Because it was on shale.
  26. My son is playing with the newly assembled LEGO truck after playing “Lego Indiana Jones” for a bit. In the course of playing, he says “I’m driving to Indiana Jonestown!” To which I replied “Well once you get there, don’t drink the Kool-Aid, Junior” (Lego Jokes)
  27. Why are geologists no fun at parties?… They like to be stone-cold sober.
  28. Knock knock?…Who is there?…Boo… Boo Who?… Don’t cry! We have the best Indiana Jones jokes.
  29. What’s Indiana Jones’s favorite rock band?… Stone Temple Pilots. (365 Music Jokes)
  30. Why is Indiana Jones sad?… Because his career is in ruins. (Career Blogs & Labor Day Jokes)
  31. Do you know why Indiana Jones never got married?… Bad dates. (Marriage Jokes)
  32. Knock, knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe, who?… Canoe name the actor who plays Indiana Jones? (Barber Jokes)
  33. Why should you never tell jokes about radon, cobalt, and yttrium?… They are just too CoRnY.
  34. Indiana Jones uncovered an ancient sport?… the 100m Boulder Dash. (Track and Field Jokes & Colorado Jokes)‘
  35. What do you call Indiana Jones in a Scandinavian river?… Harrison Fjord
  36. Knock, knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe, who?… Canoe name the 1st Indiana Jones movie? (Canoe Jokes)
  37. Indiana Jones competes in a Colorado Track and Field event?… the 100m Boulder Dash. (Track and Field Jokes & Colorado Jokes)
  38. What do you call a periodic table when the gold is missing?… Au revoir.
  39. What did the metamorphic rock say during the test?… This is too much pressure.
  40. What is Harrison Ford’s favorite sporting event?… The Indy 500. (Indiana Jones Jokes & Indianapolis 500 Jokes)
  41. If Harrison Ford’s son were in the Navy, what would be his favorite city?… Indy-Annapolis. (Movie Jokes / Navy Jokes / Indiana Jokes)
  42. Why didn’t Indiana Jones have a Nokia phone?… Because he was too afraid of the Snake game. (Snake Jokes)
  43. Why does no major gaming company make an Indiana Jones game?… Because no one would pay 60$ for an Indie game.
  44. What weapon can you make from potassium, nickel and iron?… A KNiFe.
  45. What’s Indiana Jones’s least favorite beer?… Rolling Rock
  46. Why were Indiana Jones, Lara Croft, and Nathan Drake depressed?… Their careers were in ruins.
  47. Why can’t Indiana Jones find a long lasting relationship?… Bad dates.
  48. Indiana Jones, Lara Croft, and Nathan Drake walk into an ancient temple that has been lost for centuries… They blow it up.
  49. What do you call a skeleton in a fedora?… Indiana Bones. (Hat Jokes)
  50. Disney now owns Star Wars, Marvel, Indiana Jones, Disney World and the Simpsons… If they acquire my parent’s divorce, they will own my entire childhood.