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- Knock knockout?…Who is there?…Boo… Boo Who?… Don’t cry! We have the best beard jokes.
- “I didn’t like my beard at first. Then it grew on me.” Dad (Father’s Day Jokes)
- Who shaves 10 times a day and still has a beard?… The barber. (Barber Jokes)
- Dear Disney, why doesn’t Tarzan have a beard? (Disney Jokes)
- What do you call a goat with a beard?… Goatee. (Animal Jokes)
- Knock, knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe, who?… Canoe you teach me how to shave my beard. (Canoe Jokes)
- What US president had long legs, a beard, and an unusual smell?… Abraham Stinkin.
- Why don’t men with beards need vacuums?… They already have crumb catchers.
- Knock, knock… Who’s there?… Noah… Noah, who?… Noah good joke about beards? (Summer Olympic Knock Knock Jokes)
- Knock Knock… Who’s there?… June… June who?… June know how to tell a good beard knock-knock joke?
- Knock Knock… Who’s there?… June… June who?… June know any good beard knock knock jokes? (June Jokes & Spring Knock Knock Jokes)
- Knock, knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe, who?… Canoe you shave my beard. (Canoe Jokes)
- What do you call a bald chemistry teacher with only a beard? Heisenbeeard.
- Why was the bearded man angry?… Because he kept being mistaken for a hipster
- What happened to the man who was hesitant about growing a beard?… It eventually grew on him.
- Why was the bearded man with low self-esteem happy going out with his nonbearded friends?… Because everyone thought he was the leader!
- Where does a man with a beard put his beard clippings?… In his shavings account.
- My friend and I are in a beard-growing contest… It’s neck and neck right now.
- What is a beard’s favorite nuts?… Mustachios.
- What is a bearded man’s favorite headphone brand?… Bearddynamic.
- What is an old and wise dragon?… A bearded dragon!
- Why don’t the Amish shave their beards?… Because they don’t want raze-a-barn.
- What did the man with a beard call his pottery shop?… Hairy Potter.
- How many bearded men does it take to change a lightbulb?… Ten. One to actually do the job, and nine others to compliment each other’s beards.
- Why did Abe Lincoln grow a beard?… He wanted to look like that guy on the five-dollar bill.
- Why did the man with receding hairline decide to grow his beard?… Because he was trying to plan a head.
- Knock, knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe, who?… Canoe you teach me how to shave. (Canoe Jokes)
- How did the barber win the race?… He took a short cut. (Track & Field Jokes)
- What do you call someone who shaves 50 times a day but still has a beard?… A Barber!
- What do you call someone who shaves 50 times a day but still has a beard?… A Barber!
- What is something a bearded guy never sees again?… His chin!
- What sports team is hated by all beard lovers?… The LA Clippers! Why did the bearded guy shave only half his face?… He was shaving it for later!
- What is a barber’s favorite food?… Barber-que!
- Why is it the bearded man in jail?… He was sued for hair-assment!
- What is the best nut?… A Mustachio!
- Why did the balding bearded man shave his head?… He was trying to plan a head!
- Where do you find the perfect mustache?… Right under your nose! What do you say before you shave your beard off?… “Hair goes nothing!”
- What musician has the best beard?… Hairy Garcia!
- What’s the last thing the barber said to his client before he finished his best cut ever?… “All good things must comb to an end.”
- Why are barbers considered superheroes?… They are always there to shave the day!
- Why didn’t the man shave his beard?… It grew on him?
- Why didn’t the man shave his beard?… He became attached to it!
- Why did the princess choose the bearded prince over the clean-shaven prince?… She wanted a hairy-tale ending!
- What did Darth Vader change his name to when he became a stylist?… Darth Braider
- Why did the barber replace his old razor?… Because it failed to make the cut!
- Why did the astronaut wait until he went into space to grow a beard?… He wanted spacial hair!
- Where do barbers put their clippings?… Their shavings account!
- My friend and I are in a beard growing competition but we aren’t sure who’s winning. It’s neck and neck right now!
- What do you call an event to buy new razors?… A fund-razor!
- Why do bearded guys take a long time to eat their food?… They want to shaver every bite!