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Every day we will try to share a little laughter with our Joke of the Day.
Here is our softball edition. We hope you enjoy. We will try to tweet one joke per day!

  1. Knock knockout?…Who is there?…Boo… Boo Who?… Don’t cry! We have the best softball jokes.
  2. Do you know what cupcakes & a softball team have in common?… They both count on the batter! (Cupcake Jokes)
  3. Did you hear the joke about the softball?… It will leave you in stitches!
  4. What would you get if you crossed a pitcher and the Invisible Man?… Pitching like no one has ever seen. (Halloween Jokes)
  5. What did the softball glove say to the ball?…”Catch ya later!”
  6. What do you call a groundhog that plays softball?… A ball hog. (Ground Hog Day Jokes)
  7. Knock, knock… Who’s there?… Noah… Noah, who?… Noah good joke about softball?
  8. Knock Knock… Who’s there?… June… June who?… June know how to tell a good softball knock-knock joke?
  9. Knock Knock… Who’s there?… June… June who?… June know any good softball knock knock jokes? (June Jokes Spring Knock Knock Jokes)
  10. Have you ever seen a line drive?… No but I have seen a softball park!
  11. Why are some umpires fat?… They always clean their plate!
  12. Why are spiders good softball players?… Because they know how to catch flies!
  13. Why are softball games at night?… Because bats sleep during the day! (Bats at the Beach is a Great Summer Book!)
  14. Why did the police officer go to the softballl game?… Someone stole second base!
  15. Is There Softball In Heaven? Two old women had been best friends for years, and they both live to their early 90′s, when one of them suddenly falls deathly ill. Her friend comes to visit him on his deathbed, and they’re reminiscing about their long friendship, when the dying woman’s friend asks, “Listen, when you die, do me a favor. I want to know if there’s softball in heaven.” The dying woman said, “We’ve been friends for years, this I’ll do for you.” And then she dies. A couple days later, her surviving friend is sleeping when she hears her friend’s voice. The voice says, “I’ve got some good news and some bad news. The good news is that there’s softball in heaven.” “What’s the bad news?” “You’re pitching on Wednesday.”
  16. Which takes longer to run: from first to second base or from second to third base?… From second to third base, because there is a shortstop in the middle.
  17. “Did you hear the joke about the fast pitch?”…  ”Forget it. You just missed it.”
  18. “Did you hear the joke about the pop fly?”…   “Forget it. It’s way over your head.”
  19. Where did the softball player wash her socks?… In the bleachers.
  20. A rookie pitcher was struggling at the mound, so the catcher walked out to have a talk with him. “I’ve figured out your problem,” he told the pitcher. “You always lose control at the same point in every game.” “When is that?” “Right after the national anthem.”
  21. What would you get if you crossed a pitcher and the Invisible Man?… Pitching like no one has ever seen.
  22. Which superhero is the best at baseball?… Batman.
  23. What cartoon character is the best at softball?… Homer Simpson.
  24. How do softball players keep in touch?….They touch base every once in a while.
  25. What has 18 legs and catches flies?… A softball team!
  26. Why do girls like softball?… It’s the only sport played on a diamond!
  27. “Why do we sing ‘Take Me Out to the Ballgame’ when we’re already there?”
  28. Why are frogs good outfielders?… They never miss a fly.
  29. Why was Cinderella so bad at softball?… She had a pumpkin for a coach.
  30. What is a softball player’s favorite thing about going to the park?… The swings!
  31. A book never written: “How to Be a Better softball Player” by Ben Schwarmer.
  32. What do you get when you cross a tree (Top 10 Arbor Day Jokes) with a softball player?… Babe Root.
  33. Why are singers good at softball?… Because they have perfect pitch!
  34. Do you know what cupcakes & a softball team have in common?… They both count on the batter!
  35. What do you get when you cross a softball player with a monster?… a double header! (101 Halloween Jokes)
  36. What are the rules in zebra softball?… Three stripes and you’re out.
  37. Why was Cinderella kicked off the softball team?… She ran away from the ball.
  38. What do softball players use to bake a cake?… Oven MITTS, BUNT pans and BATTER.
  39. A book never written: “The Quickest Softball Game” by Earl E. Wynn.
  40. Why don’t softball players join unions?… Because they don’t like to be called out on strikes.
  41. Why is a softball park the coolest place to be?… Because it’s full of fans.
  42. How is a softball like a pancake?… They both need a good batter.
  43. Why did the softball player shut down his website?… She wasn’t getting any hits!
  44. Daughter: Mom, what does a softball player do when her eyesight starts going bad? Mom: She gets a job as an umpire. (Top 10 Mother’s Day Jokes)
  45. Where does a softball player go when she needs a new uniform?… New Jersey (New Jersey teachers are great tutors!)
  46. Riddle: A woman leaves home, makes a left turn, makes another left, then another left turn and goes home again. When she gets home there are two women wearing masks waiting for her. Who are they?… The catcher and the umpire.
  47. Why did the softball player bring a pacifier to the game?… He wanted to play like the Babe.
  48. Why don’t matches play softball?… One strike and your out!
  49. What do softball players eat on?… Home plates.
  50. What is the difference between a girl who is late for dinner and asoftball  hit over the fence?… One runs home and the other is a home run.