Top 77 Heat Wave Jokes

by | Jul 22, 2022 | Dads, Latest News, School Jokes

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  1. What is a surfer’s favorite kind of weather?… A heat wave. (Surfing Jokes)
  2. How are people during a heat wave like clothes?… They are sweaters.
  3. What is the unofficial basketball of the heat wave?… The Miami Heat.
  4. What’s the hottest letter in the alphabet?… ‘B’, because it makes oil, boil. (Grammar Jokes)
  5. What would you call south Texas in a heat wave?… Corpus Crispy. (Texas Jokes)
  6. What is the best letter to have during a heat wave?… Iced T. (Grammar Jokes)
  7. What happens when garlic during a heat wave?… Takes all its cloves off.
  8. What did the tide give on the hot day?… A heat wave.
  9. What do you call ice cream during a heat wave?… Cream.
  10. What do you give a puppy during a heat wave?… A pupsicle.
  11. What kind of food can you get at the beach during a heat wave?… Steamed clams.
  12. How hot is it during a heat wave?… It’s so hot that you can’t make a chili dog.
  13. Why are elephants always ready to swim during a heat wave?… They always have their trunks with them.
  14. How do you help someone during a heat wave?… Give them lemon-ade.
  15. It’s so hot, I put in a DVD of Frozen and it played Waterworld. (Movie Jokes)
  16. What do fans do at hot, summer baseball games?… Heat waves.
  17. What does a bee do during a heat wave?… He takes off his yellow jacket! (Bee Jokes)
  18. It’s so hot… Ice Cube changed his name to puddle.
  19. What do you call a poodle during a heat wave?… A hot dog.
  20. What happens to ice during a heat wave?… It melts.
  21. Make sure to check your Tauntaun for a fever in this heat wave… They should always be Luke warm.
  22. Why did the panda go to Lowe’s during a heat wave?… To buy a bear conditioner.
  23. During the heat wave, what came out of the sprinkler?… Steam.
  24. Where did the storm trooper go to cool off during a heat wave?… The Darth Mall.
  25. In the summertime, what do you call a dog?… A hot dog, and in the winter it’s a chili dog.
  26. It’s so hot… I dreamt I bought a house in Alaska.
  27. Which runs faster, hot or cold? Hot!… Everyone can catch a cold.
  28. What did the one pig say to the another at the beach during the heat wave?… I’m bacon!
  29. It’s so hot… if it drops below 100 it feels a bit chilly.
  30. What do toads drink during a heat wave?… Ice cold Croak-o-cola.
  31. My wife keeps turning off the air conditioning… Not cool.
  32. In a heat wave, what do you call a 3-pointer on the court?… A hot shot.
  33. What do fans do at hot, summer football games?… Heat waves.
  34. It’s so hot that my computer froze.
  35. What is the one tea that an Englishman cannot stand?… Humidity.
  36. Why is the sun famous?… Because it is a rising star, everyday.
  37. Why don’t celebrities have to worry about the heat?… They have a lot of fans.
  38. What do the sun and bread have in common?… They both rise in the yeast.
  39. It’s so hot that we use our seat belts for branding iron.
  40. What do you call a librarian who has been sunburned?… Well red.
  41. Why don’t musicians have to worry about the heat?… They have a lot of fans.
  42. Why don’t athletes have to worry about the heat?… They have a lot of fans.
  43. What do you call pet rabbits who are super cranky because of heat?… Hot cross buns.
  44. It’s hotter than a bunsen burner set to full power.
  45. Why don’t football players feel the heat?… Because they have fans.
  46. Why did Humpty Dumpty have a great fall?… To make up for his miserable experience at summer camp. (Fall Jokes for Kids)
  47. What do you call the Robin Williams movie about a hot California heat waver?… Mrs. Droughtfire.
  48. What summer camp race is never run?… A swimming race. (Swimming Jokes & Track Jokes)
  49. When do you go at red and stop at green?… At summer camp when you’re eating a watermelon. (Watermelon Jokes for Kids)
  50. Camper #1 was on one side of the river. Camper #2 was on the other side of the river. Camper #1 yells to Camper #2, “How do you get to the other side?” Camper #2 yells back, “You are on the other side!” (Camping Jokes)
  51. What did the bread do at summer camp?… It loafed around. (Bread Jokes & Travel Blogs)
  52. What did the pig say at the beach on a hot day at summer camp?… I’m bacon! (Bacon Jokes)
  53. What vegetable do you eat at summer camp when you want to be very fast?… Hustle sprouts! (Farming Jokes)
  54. What kind of summer camp would a toilet, a mountain lion, and a watermelon all go to?… A John Cougar Melon Camp. (Watermelon Jokes & Music Jokes)
  55. Can a hamburger date a hot dog at summer camp?… Only if they have a very frank relationship! (Hamburger Jokes / Hot Dog Jokes / Wedding Jokes)
  56. Why did the dog stay in the shade at summer camp?… It did not want to be a hot dog. (Dog Jokes & Hot Dog Jokes)
  57. If you have 3 sleeping bags in one hand and 3 sleeping bags in the other, what do you have?… Pretty big hands. (Napping Jokes & Camping Jokes)
  58. Why is it that the corner of a room is usually hot?… Because a corner is at 90 degrees.
  59. What did the summer campers call the bear with no teeth?… A gummy bear. (Candy Jokes & Bear Jokes)
  60. Why do bananas use sunscreen at summer camp?… Because they peel. (Banana Jokes)
  61. What type of chair goes to wild summer camp concerts?… A rocking chair! (Music Jokes)
  63. What’s green and goes to summer camp?…A brussel scout! (Farming Jokes)  
  64. What warm drink helps a summer camp director relax?… Calm-omile tea. (Tea Jokes)
  65. Where do goldfish go for summer camp?… Around the globe! (Geography Jokes for Kids & Fishing Jokes)
  66. Where do cows go for summer camp?… Moo York. (New York Jokes & Cow Jokes)
  67. A Summer book never written: “Summer Camps Are So Expensive” by Seymour Foreles. (Travel Blogs & Book Jokes)
  68. What type of footwear do frogs wear at summer camp?… Open toad shoes. (Frog Jokes)
  69. How do campfires access the internet at summer camp?… They log in. (Tree Jokes& Camping Jokes)
  70. Where do cows go to summer camp?… Moo Jersey. (Cow Jokes & Summer Camp Jokes)
  71. What did the beaver say to the tree at the summer camp?… Been nice gnawing you. (Tree Jokes & Oregon Jokes)
  72. Have you heard the joke about the skunk and the summer camp?… Nevermind – it really stinks. (Skunk Jokes)
  73. Teacher: Where did your sister go for summer camp? Student: Alaska.  Teacher: Never mind, I’ll ask her myself. (Geography Jokes for Kids & Alaska Jokes)
  74. Where does a canoe go when it’s sick at summer camp?… To the DOCK! (Canoe Jokes for Kids & Doctor Jokes for Kids)
  75. What did the summer camp director say to his campers when marshmallows kept falling into the campfire?… Stick with it. (Marshmallow Jokes)
  76. Why was the summer camp so tiring?… It was in-tents (intense). (Napping Jokes)
  77. What is the heat index? Somewhere between OMG and WTH!