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- December 1st National Grinch Day Jokes: Top 50 Grinch Jokes: Why doesn’t the Grinch like knock knock jokes?… Because there’s always Whos there! (Christmas Knock Knock Jokes)
- December Jokes Top 50 December Jokes: What month gets the worst grades?… “D” cember!
- Fall Jokes for Kids Top 50 Fall Jokes: Humpty Dumpty had a great fall – hope you do too!
- December 4th: National Cookie Day: When should you take a cookie to the doctor?… When it feels crummy. (Doctor Jokes for Kids)
- Christmas Tree Jokes: Top 50 Christmas Tree Jokes: What month do Christmas trees hate most?… Sep-timber! (September Jokes)
- Top 10 Winter Jokes: What is the most competitive season?… “Win” ter. (365 Sports Jokes)
- Top 10 Christmas Jokes: Why does Santa have 3 gardens?… So he can ho-ho-ho! (Flower Jokes)
- December 8th: National Brownie Day: How is a softball team like a brownie?… They both depend on a good batter! (Softball Jokes)
- Top 10 Reindeer Jokes: What did Mrs. Claus say to Santa when she looked in the sky?… “Looks like rain, dear.” (Reindeer Jokes & Rain Jokes)
- Top 10 Santa Jokes: How much did Santa’s sleigh cost?… Nothing, it was on the house. (Reindeer Jokes)
- Top 10 Elf Jokes: Why was Santa’s little helper sad?… He had low elf esteem! (Psychology Jokes & High School Psychology Lessons)
- Top 10 Christmas Knock Knock Jokes: Knock, knock!… Who’s there?… Noah… Noah who?… Noah good Christmas joke?
- Top 10 Frosty the Snowman Jokes: What do Professor Hinkle and a hockey player have in common… The both love hat tricks! (Hockey Jokes)
- The doctor has given me two months to live. I’ve chosen August and December, because I like summer but don’t want to miss Christmas. (Summer Jokes & Christmas Jokes)
- December 15th: Top 10 Bill of Rights Day Jokes: Say what you want about the 1st amendment…
- Top 10 Christmas Wreath Jokes: So for Christmas, I decided to hang a decoration that shows both my love for music and for our Founding Fathers… It’s a wreath of Franklin. (Music Jokes & American Revolution Jokes)
- What do you have in December that you don’t have in any other month?… The letter “D”!
- Me and my childhood crush are marrying next year… Hers is in January and mine in December! (Wedding Jokes & Top 10 Jokes for Each Month)
- WWII: The USSR’s three greatest generals. What’re the names of the USSR’s three greatest generals?… December, January, and February! (Top 10 Jokes for Each Month)
- Don’t June know it’s December? (August Jokes)
- December 21st: Top 10 Winter Solstice Jokes: Why did the gingerbread man go to the doctors?… He was feeling crummy. (Cookie Jokes)
- December 21st: 1st Day of Winter Jokes: What is the most competitive season?… “Win” ter. (365 Sports Jokes)
- I don’t get why we have to know when the fall of Berlin was… obviously Berlin has fall every year September to December. (Fall Jokes)
- December 24th: Top 10 Christmas Eve Jokes: What comes before Christmas Eve?… Christmas Adam. (Christmas Eve Jokes)
- December 25th: 101 Christmas Jokes: Why does Santa have 3 gardens?… So he can ho-ho-ho!
- What is Santa’s favorite basketball play?… the give and “GO GO GO!” (Basketball Jokes for Christmas)
- Winter Jokes: How do snowmen travel around?… By icicle! (Bike Jokes)
- I wasn’t going to visit my family this December, but my mom promised to make me Eggs Benedict. So I’m going home for the hollandaise. (Egg Jokes & World’s Best Christmas Jokes)
- Where do you find Google in Dcemember?… In the winternet. (Computer Jokes)
- December 31st: Top 10 New Year’s Eve Jokes: Every New Year’s Eve, I look forward to a good show at Time’s Square …… and year after year, they drop the ball. (New York Jokes)
- Don’t June know it’s August?… I can’t December. (August Jokes)
- Knock, knock… Who’s there?… Noah… Noah, who?… Noah good joke about December? (Top 10 Jokes for Each Month)
- December 13th: Friday the 13th Jokes: Why didn’t the skeleton want to go to the Friday the 13th dance?…Because he had no body to go with. (Halloween Jokes)
- Back in December a Santa wondered into the wrong street and couldn’t figure out a way out… He was a lost Claus! (Christmas Jokes)
- What month gets the worst grades?… “D” cember! (180 School Jokes)
- There’s a place where January comes after February and December comes before September… It’s the dictionary! (Grammar Jokes & Top 10 Jokes for Each Month)
- My wife’s panties are labelled ‘Monday’, ‘Tuesday’, ‘Wednesday’ … My underwear is labelled ‘January’, February’, ‘March’… (Top 10 Jokes for Each Month)
- What do you have in December that you don’t have in January?… The letter D. (Grammar Jokes)
- What’s for breakfast on really cold days in December?… Frosted Snowflakes. (Cereal Jokes)
- December 8th: National Brownie Day Jokes: How is a softball team like a brownie?… They both depend on a good batter! (Softball Jokes)
- There’s a Friday the 13th this December… A nightmare before Christmas some may say. (Friday the 13th Jokes & World’s Best Christmas Jokes)
- 11:59 on December 31st Every dad in the world:”See you next year!!”
- So last year I started a tradition, I carry a pebble and throw it at anyone who sings Christmas songs before December…. I call it my Jingle Bell Rock. (World’s Best Christmas Jokes)
- Not to brag, but I already have a date for New Year’s Eve… December 31st.
- What month has the worst GPA?… “D” cember!
- December 15th: Top 10 Bill of Rights Day Jokes: Say what you want about the 1st amendment…
- When I started no shave November I thought I would be excited to shave again in December, but now I don’t want to cut my beard at all. I think it’s grown on me.
- December 21st: Top 10 Winter Solstice Jokes: Why did the gingerbread man go to the doctors?… He was feeling crummy. (Cookie Jokes)
- December 21st: 1st Day of Winter Jokes: What is the most competitive season?… “Win” ter. (365 Sports Jokes)
- December 24th: Top 10 Christmas Eve Jokes: What comes before Christmas Eve?… Christmas Adam. (Christmas Eve Jokes)
- December 25th: 101 Christmas Jokes: Why does Santa have 3 gardens?… So he can ho-ho-ho!
- 2020 has a new calendar out January February Lockdown December
- December 25th: 101 Christmas Jokes: Why does Santa have 3 gardens?… So he can ho-ho-ho!
- Sun to Earth, on the night of 31st December: “Let’s have another round, shall we?”
- A man walks up to the counter. “Two pairs of underwear please.” The man behind the counter looks at him in disbelief. “Only two pairs of underwear?” “Yup. I wear one while the other is in the wash.” The man behind the counter looks at him in disgust, then rings out his order. A second man walks in. “5 pairs of underwear please.” “Only 5 eh?” “Yeah, I wear one for every weekday, then go commando all the weekend.” The man behind the counter shakes his head. “Well, you’re better then the last guy!” A third man walks in. “7 pairs of underwear please.” “Finally, a man who knows hygiene!” “Yes, I do try. One for every day, and I do my laundry on Sunday.” At the end of the day, a fourth man walks into the underwear store. “12 pairs of underwear please.” “Wow! You must be really clean!” The man smiles. “Yup, that’s me! Err, hang on, let me see if I counted right. January, February, March, April…” (Top 10 Jokes for Each Month)
- Just checked that the carton of milk in my fridge expired December 31. Unlike me, it had a date on New Year’s Eve.