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- My Dad was a Christmas tree salesman…. Before he started work he always got himself spruced up. (Labor Day Jokes & Christmas Tree Jokes)
- How does the Grinch measure Christmas trees?… In grinches. (Grinch Jokes)
- Why does a fully decorated Christmas tree weigh less than a non decorated one?… Because it’s lighter.
- Why do Christmas trees have trouble sewing?… They can’t stop dropping their needles! (Tree Jokes)
- What’s another name for an artificial Christmas tree?… Faux fir. (Tree Jokes)
- What do a Christmas tree and Donald Trump have in common?… Both will be out in January. (January Jokes & Inauguration Jokes)
- What month do Christmas trees hate most?… Sep-timber! (September Jokes)
- What did Luke Skywalker say after he planted a Christmas tree farm?May the forest be with you! (May the 4th Be With You Jokes)
- What did Luke Skywalker say after he planted a Christmas tree farm?… May the forest be with you! (May the 4th Be With You Jokes)
- What did one Christmas tree decoration say to the other?… Let’s hang out! (Christmas Jokes)
- Where would you find a Christmas tree?… Between a Christmas two and a Christmas four! (Math Jokes for Kids)
- What is a Christmas tree’s favorite candy?… Ornamints. (Candy Jokes & Christmas Jokes)
- What do you get when you eat Christmas ornaments?… Tinsel-itis! (Doctor Jokes)
- Who is a Christmas tree’s favorite singer?… Spruce Springsteen. (Christmas Tree Jokes & Music Jokes)
- How can you identify a Christmas tree?… By its bark – woof! (Dog Jokes)
- What is a basketball player’s favorite Christmas song?… “Oh Christmas Three, Oh Christmas Three!” (Christmas Tree Jokes & Music Jokes)
- How did the Christmas tree get in trouble?… It was knotty.
- How did the two rival Christmas trees get along?… They signed a peace tree-ty. (World Geography Jokes)
- What did the Christmas tree say to the ornament?… “Aren’t you tired of hanging around?” (Christmas Tree Jokes)
- What do reindeer use to decorate their Christmas trees?… Horn-aments.
- Why did the Christmas tree go to the barber?… It needed to be trimmed. (Barber Jokes & Christmas Tree Jokes)
- Which former president planted the most Christmas trees?… Wood-row Wilson! (Presidents’ Day Jokes & Election Jokes)
- Knock, knock… Who’s there?… Dishes… Dishes who?… Dish is a nice place to put a Christmas tree. (Christmas Knock Knock Jokes)
- Why are Christmas trees such bad knitters?… They are always dropping their needles. (Christmas Tree Jokes)
- Why are Christmas trees so fond of the past?… Because the present’s beneath them.
- A book never written: “How to Decorate a Tree” by Orna Ment. (Book Jokes)
- What happens to Christmas trees on Valentine’s Day?… They get all sappy. (Valentine’s Day Jokes)
- Why did the Christmas tree get in trouble with the umpire?… Too much pine tar on his bat. (Baseball Jokes)
- How did the ornament get addicted to Christmas?… He was hooked on trees his whole life.
- What did one Christmas tree say to the other Christmas tree?… “I wish Christmas would last forever because there would be no Sep-timber!” (September Jokes & Christmas Tree Jokes)
- What was the Christmas tree’s favorite thing about Star Trek?… The Captain’s log. (Star Trek Jokes)
- What do you get if you cross an iPad with a Christmas tree?… A pineapple! (Hawaii Jokes & Computer Jokes)
- What was the Christmas tree’s favorite shape?… A treeangle. (Geometry Jokes & Pi Day Jokes)
- Why are Christmas trees more noticeable on Christmas?… They have more presence.
- What do you get when you cross a snowman and a dog?… Frostbite. (Snowman Jokes & Dog Jokes)
- Why do Christmas trees make such wonderful pets?… They have a great bark, but wooden bite. (Dog Jokes)
- Why did the Christmas tree go to decorating school?… So it could spruce up the forest. (180 School Jokes)
- How can Christmas trees grow so big?… When they get enough rein, deer. (Reindeer Jokes)
- How do Christmas trees get their email?… They log-on.
- How can you get down from a Christmas tree?… You can’t… down comes from ducks.
- Why can’t Christmas trees sew?… They always drop their needles.
- Why was the Christmas tree’s friend so sad?… It was a weeping willow.
- Which Canadian city is a favorite vacation spot for Christmas trees?… Montreeal. (World Geography Jokes)
- What was the Christmas tree’s favorite subject in high school?… Treegonometree. (Geometry Jokes & Pi Day Jokes)
- What gets one year older when it rings?… A Christmas tree.
- Which type of Christmas tree is green, has a trunk and leaves?… A Christmas tree going on vacation.
- What did Luke Skywalker say after he planted a Christmas tree farm?… May the forest be with you. (Star Wars Jokes)
- Where do young trees learn to become Christmas trees?… In elementree school. (Elementary School Jokes)
- Why didn’t the Christmas tree perform well on it’s algebra test?… It got stumped by the problems. (Algebra Jokes)
- Why did the Christmas tree go to the dentist?… It needed a root canal. (Dentist Jokes)