Top 50 Kindergarten Jokes

by | Jun 3, 2023 | careers, Dads, Education, Latest News, School Jokes

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  1. Knock knockout?…Who is there?…Boo… Boo Who?… Don’t cry! We have the best kindergarten jokes!
  2. Where did the students spend their time gardening on the last day of school?… In kindergarden. (Jokes for the Last Day of School)
  3. What’s the difference between a Super Bowl quarterback and a kindergarten student?… One takes the snap, the other takes a nap. (Super Bowl Jokes)
  4. Teacher: Name one important thing we have today that we didn’t have ten years ago. Student: Me!
  5. With tears in his eyes, the little boy told his kindergarten teacher that only one pair of boots was left in the classroom and they weren’t his. The teacher searched and searched, but she couldn’t find any other boots. “Are you sure these boots aren’t yours?” she asked. “I’m sure,” the little boy sobbed. “Mine had snow on them.” (Snow Jokes)
  6. What flies around the kindergarten room at night?… The alpha-BAT. (26 Lessons for the Letter of the Week A- Z & Bat Jokes)
  7. Why is 6 afraid of 7?… Because 7 8 (ate) 9. (Math Jokes for Kids)
  8. What’s the best place to grow flowers in school?… In the kindergarden. (Flower Jokes)
  9. Which grade school children have the greenest thumbs?… The kindergardeners. (Kindergarten Jokes)
  10. Where do you learn to make banana splits?… At sundae school. (Ice Cream Jokes & Banana Jokes)
  11. Son: I think we need a new teacher. Mom: Why is that? Son: Our teacher doesn’t know anything, she keeps asking us for the answers. (Kindergarten Jokes)
  12. Why did the kindergartener bring a spoon to his first day of school?…  He thought it was sundae school. (Kindergarten Jokes & Ice Cream Jokes)
  13. What makes a Cyclops such an effective kindergarten teacher?… He has only one pupil. (Biology Jokes & Cyclops Jokes)
  14. How do you get a tissue to dance?… You put a little boogie into it. (Music Jokes)
  15. Why are fish so smart?… They live in schools! (180 School Jokes & Fish Jokes)
  16. Who did the zombie take to the prom?… His ghoul-friend! (Clean Prom Jokes & Zombie Jokes)
  17. What’s the best place to grow flowers for the prom?… In the kindergarden. (26 Lessons for the Letter of the Week A- Z & Clean Prom Jokes)
  18. What is a snake’s favorite class?… Hissss-tory! (Great Lessons for Psychology and U.S. History lessons)
  19. What kind of school do you go to if you’re an ice cream man?… Sundae school
  20. Why did the M&M go to school?… Because he really wanted to be a Smartie!
  21. What is a witch’s favorite class?… Spelling (Is Spelling Important? phaonmneal pweor of the hmuan mnid)
  22. Why was the kindergarten teacher wearing sunglasses to school?… She had bright students!
  23. Knock-knock. Who’s there? Cow says. Cow says who? No, silly! A cow says “Mooooo!”
  24. Knock-knock… Who’s there?… Interrupting pirate… Interrup… ARRRRRRR!
  25. Knock-knock… Who’s there?… Boo… Boo who?… Don’t cry, it’s just me!
  26. What is the only class you can plant a flower in?…Kindergarden!
  27. What’s the king of all school supplies?… The ruler.
  28. Why did the student eat his homework?… Because his teacher said it was a piece of cake.
  29. A student came into his kindergarten class with a squirming worm. “What are you doing with that disgusting worm?” asked his teacher. “We were playing outside and I thought I’d show him my kindergarten.” the student replied.
  30. Son: I won a prize in kindergarten today. The teacher asked me how many legs a hippopotamus had. I said three. Father: Three? How on earth did you win the prize? Son: I came the closest.
  31. Why was the kindergarten worried?… Because there were too many rulers in school!
  32. What did one math book say to the other?… Don’t bother me I’ve got my own problem
  33. ONE morning my five-year-old niece was taking forever to get dressed for school.  Her mother finally decided to help her.  “What’s the matter, Martha?” her mother asked.  “You’re going to be late, and you don’t want to miss school.”  “I’d rather stay home and miss school,” a little voice answered forlornly, “than go to school and miss home.”
  34. Why was the music teacher not able to open his class room?… Because his keys were on the piano.
  35. What object is king of the classroom?… The ruler!
  36. Where do pencils go for vacation?… Pencil-vania.
  37. What did 0 say to 8?… Nice belt!
  38. Why do traffic lights turn red?… You would too if you had to stop and go in the middle of the street.
  39. Teacher: In this box, I have a 10-foot snake. Student: You can’t fool me, teacher. Snakes don’t have feet.
  40. Where do fish sleep?… In water beds.
  41. JOKES BY LETTERS
  42. Aa What do you call an Ant in outerspace? An ant-ronaut.
  43. Bb What do Texas ghosts wear? BOOts!
  44. Cc What do Cows listen to? Moo-sic.
  45. Dd Why did the chicken join the band? Because he had Drumsticks.
  46. Ee Why did the chicken cross the road? For some Egg-citement.
  47. Ff What day do chickens hate the most? Fry-day.
  48. Gg What do you call a bug that jumps over cups? A Glasshopper.
  49. Hh – Why do Hens lay eggs? Because if they dropped them, they’d break.
  50. Ii – How do you keep from getting Icy feet? Don’t go around brrrrr-foot.
  51. Jj – What fish make the best sandwich? A peanut butter and jellyfish.
  52. Kk – What do kittens like to eat? Mice cream.
  53. Ll – What do sea monsters eat for Lunch? Fish and ships.
  54. Mm – Why didn’t the Mummy cross the road? He was gutless.
  55. Nn – Why did the horse cross the road? To visit his Naaaa-bor.
  56. Oo – Why kind of ice cream do Oreo cows make? Chocolate and vanilla swirl.
  57. Pp – What do you get when a Pig and chicken bump into each other? Ham and eggs.
  58. Qq – Why don’t ducks tell jokes when they fly? Because they would Quack up!
  59. Rr – What are Raisons? Sunburt grapes.
  60. Ss – Why did the Slimy Smelly SSSSSnake Slither by the Stop Sign to crosssss the Street? To See hissssss Skinny Stinkin Sister.
  61. Tt – What do you get when you cross an elephant with a fish? Swimming Trunks.
  62. Uu – What do you call a sad Unicorn? A blue corn.
  63. Vv – What do you call a cute Volcano? Lava-ble.
  64. Ww – What do you call a Worm in a fur coat? A catterpillar.
  65. Xx – What is the difference between a foX and an oX? The letter f.
  66. Yy – What happened when the cat ate a ball of Yarn? It had mittens.
  67. Zz – What’s black and white and red all over? A sunburned Zebra