Top 50 Baseball Jokes

by | Mar 8, 2023 | Dads, Latest News, School Jokes

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Every day we will try to share a little laughter with our Joke of the Day.
Here is our baseball edition. We hope you enjoy. We will try to tweet one joke per day!

More Baseball Jokes…. (Baseball Jokes)

  1. Knock knock?…Who is there?…Boo… Boo Who?… Don’t cry! We have the best baseball jokes.
  2. What is the favorite song of a designated hitter in baseball?… Swingtown by the Steve Miller Band. (365 Music Jokes)
  3. What MLB team does gum root for?… The Chicago White Sox who play a Wrigley Field. (Gum Jokes)
  4. What is the favorite MLB ball park for gum?… Wrigley Field. (Gum Jokes)
  5. This really was supposed to be a joke! Why did the baseball manager get arrested (and fired)?… for stealing signs. (Police Jokes & Labor Day Jokes)
  6. What did the nutty baseball team need for their squeeze play?… Peanut Bunter.
  7. What sport do people who listen to loud, deep music from their stereo play?… BASS Ball! (365 Music Jokes)
  8. Is There Baseball In Heaven? Two old men had been best friends for years, and they both live to their early 90’s, when one of them suddenly falls deathly ill. His friend comes to visit him on his deathbed, and they’re reminiscing about their long friendship, when the dying man’s friend asks, “Listen, when you die, do me a favor. I want to know if there’s baseball in heaven.” The dying man said, “We’ve been friends for years, this I’ll do for you.” And then he dies. A couple days later, his surviving friend is sleeping when he hears his friend’s voice. The voice says, “I’ve got some good news and some bad news. The good news is that there’s baseball in heaven.” “What’s the bad news?” “You’re pitching on Wednesday.” (Grandparent Jokes)
  9. What has 18 legs and catches flies?… A baseball team!
  10. Why do we sing ‘Take Me Out to the Ballgame’ when we’re already there? (Music Jokes)
  11. Coach Krzyzewski Baseball Career: Coach K had an amazing career as a college basketball coach. Many people do not know that before coaching basketball, he was a baseball player. He was a solid infielder and outfield, but Coach “K” was the worst hitter on the team. Coach K was always a focused on team success from a very young age. The baseball coach saw this and want to find a role for him. He tried him out on the mound and found out that Coach K was a fantastic pitcher. He finished the season pitching and lead the pitching staff in strikeouts. He truly was Coach K! (World’s Best Basketball Jokes & Baseball Jokes)
  12. Did you hear the joke about the baseball?… It will leave you in stitches! (Doctor Jokes for Kids)
  13. Why was the pitcher from the moon of Endor cut from the baseball team?… Ewoked every batter. (May the 4th Be With You Jokes & Star Wars Jokes for Kids)
  14. What cartoon character is the best at baseball?… Homer Simpson.
  15. Teacher: Johnny, what are the last words of “The Star-Spangled Banner”?… Student: “Play ball”? (Flag Day Jokes for Kids)
  16. What Dr. Seuss baseball book was never published?… “The Cat at Bat!” (Dr. Seuss Jokes & Book Jokes)
  17. When Dr. Anthony Fauci plays baseball, what position is he?… Catcher, he can always wear a mask! (Doctor Jokes)
  18. Have you ever seen a line drive?… No, but I have seen a baseball park! (Car Jokes)
  19. Which takes longer to run: from first to second base or from second to third base?… From second to third base, because there is a shortstop in the middle. (Track Jokes)
  20. Why was the middle school voice teacher so good at baseball?… Because she had the perfect pitch. (Music Jokes & Baseball Jokes)
  21. Which baseball position is the best water boy?… The pitcher.
  22. Which superhero is the best at baseball?… Batman. (Batman Jokes)
  23. Why did the baseball player shut down his website?… He wasn’t getting any hits!
  24. Where would you find a leprechaun baseball team?… In a little league. (Leprechaun Jokes & Baseball Jokes)
  25. What did the pancake say to the baseball player?… Batter up! (Pancake Jokes)
  26. Golf is harder than baseball… in golf you have to play your foul balls. (Golf Jokes)
  27. A rookie pitcher was struggling at the mound, so the catcher walked out to have a talk with him. “I’ve figured out your problem,” he told the pitcher. “You always lose control at the same point in every game.” “When is that?” “Right after the national anthem.” (Music Jokes)
  28. Why did the Christmas tree get in trouble with the umpire?… Too much pine tar on his bat. (Christmas Tree Jokes)
  29. A grandfather from Brooklyn decided to prepare her will and make her final requests. He told her rabbi he had two final requests. First, he wanted to be cremated, and second, he wanted her ashes scattered over Yankee Stadium. “Yankee Stadium!” the rabbi exclaimed. “Why Yankee Stadium?” “Then I’ll be sure my son visits me once a week.”
  30. Shark Pun: Who’s the best baseball shark around?… Shark McGwire.
  31. A man at a baseball game wondered why the ball kept getting bigger and bigger… Then it hit him.
  32. Canada is a country whose main exports are hockey players and cold fronts. Our main imports are baseball players and acid rain. – Pierre Trudeau [former Prime Minister of Canada] (Canada Jokes & Hockey Jokes)
  33. What’s the best position for leprechauns to play on a baseball team?… Shortstop. (Leprechaun Jokes & Baseball Jokes)
  34. Why did the police officer go to the baseball game?… Someone stole second base! (Police Jokes for Kids)
  35. What is a baseball player’s favorite thing about going to the playground?… The swings!
  36. How do the Toronto Blue Jays get ready for a game?… The worm-up! (Worm Jokes & Canada Day Jokes)
  37. What do a baseball team and pancakes have in common?… They both need a good batter! (Pancake Jokes)
  38. Do you know who is considered the corniest professional base player of all time?… Ty Cobb. (Corn Jokes)
  39. What position does Darth Vader play in baseball?… The Umpire. (Star Wars Jokes)
  40. Why did Chewbacca get sent back down to play minor league baseball?… He was making too many Wookiee mistakes. (Star Wars Jokes)
  41. What goes all the way around a baseball field but never moves?… The fence!
  42. Why don’t baseball players join unions?… Because they don’t like to be called out on strikes.
  43. Did you hear the joke about the pop fly?…   Forget it. It’s way over your head. (Biology Jokes for Kids)
  44. If Blackbeard played Major League Baseball who would he play for?… The Pittsburgh Pirates. ((Pirate Jokes / Baseball Jokes / Football Jokes)
  45. What’s the difference between a baseball cupcake and a baseball muffin… The batter. (Baseball Jokes & Softball Jokes)
  46. Why was the piano tuner hired to play baseball?… Because he had perfect pitch.
  47. What did the baseball umpire say to the pancake?… Batter up. (Pancake Jokes)
  48. What do fans do at hot, summer baseball games?… Heat waves. (Heat Wave Jokes)
  49. Why was Darth Vader bad at baseball?… He always choked. (Star Wars Jokes) 
  50. Did you hear Ted Danson is the spokesperson for May Day… Of course, he played Sam “May Day” Malone in the sitcom Cheers. (May Day Jokes)
  51. How long did the baseball player spend in the library?… Five minutes. It was a short stop. (Library Jokes)
  52. Which Major League baseball team does Avogadro support?… the Molewaukee Brewers (Baseball Jokes)
  53. Why was Darth Vader bad at baseball?… He always choked. (Star Wars Jokes)
  54. What is the best advice to give a young baseball player?… If you don’t succeed at first, try second base.
  55. Which team lost the World Series in 1982?… the Molewaukee Brewers (Baseball Jokes)
  56. Knock, knock… Who’s there?… Noah… Noah, who?… Noah good joke about baseball?
  57. How do the zebras at the Oregon Zoo play baseball?… Three stripes and you’re out! (Oregon Jokes)
  58. Knock Knock… Who’s there?… June… June who?… June know how to tell a good baseball knock-knock joke?
  59. What animal is always at a high school baseball game?… A bat. (High School Jokes & Bat Jokes)
  60. What’s a baseball player’s least favorite Star Wars movie?… The Umpire Strikes Back. (Star Wars Jokes)
  61. Knock Knock… Who’s there?… June… June who?… June know any good baseball knock knock jokes? (June Jokes & Spring Knock Knock Jokes)
  62. Bob didn’t believe that Fred’s dog could talk. So Fred asked his dog, “What’s on top of a house?”…“Roof,” the dog barked. Bob wasn’t convinced. So Fred asked the dog how sandpaper feels….“Rough.” He still wasn’t convinced. “O.K., who was the greatest baseball player of all time?” Fred asked the dog….“Ruth.” With that, Bob walked away, shaking his head in disbelief. The dog turned to Fred and asked: “Was it Hank Aaron?” (Dog Jokes)
  63. What sport do people who listen to loud, deep music from their stereo play?… BASS Ball! (Baseball Jokes & Music Jokes)
  64. Do you know what cupcakes & a baseball team have in common?… They both count on the batter! (Cupcake Jokes)
  65. Knock, knock… Who’s there?… Woo… Woo, who?… What are you cheering for in baseball in the Summer Olympics in Tokyo? (Summer Olympic Knock Knock Jokes)
  66. Top 50 4th of July Jokes: What band do trees listen to at the 4th of July baseball game?… Spruce Springsteen and the Tree Street Band.
  67. What is the difference between a boy who is late for dinner and a baseball hit over the fence?… One runs home and the other is a home run.
  69. What do you call a groundhog that plays baseball?… A ball hog. (Ground Hog Day Jokes)
  70. You are locked inside a car with nothing but a baseball bat. How do you get out?… Unlock the door, of course! (Car Jokes)
  71. What does Frosty the Snowman wear on his head when he plays baseball?… An ice cap. (Frosty the Snowman Jokes)
  72. Two baseball teams play a game. The home team ends up winning, but not a single man from either team has touched a base. How can this be?… The teams were all-women.
  73. What does the Chicago Cubs’s name stand for?… Completely Useless By September.
  74. What do baseball players eat on?… Home plates.