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Did you hear the joke about Labor Day?… It doesn’t work for me!
Tourist: “Nice little town — so old and quaint. Must be a lot of odd characters around here, though, right?” Resident: “Oh yes, quite a few. You see ’em around. But they’re mostly gone after Labor Day.” (Travel Blogs)
Boss: “You’re an hour late!” Guy who is about to invent daylight savings time: “Haven’t you heard?” (Daylight Savings Jokes)
What happened when a Maine fisherman was late to work?… She lobster job. (Maine Jokes & Lobster Jokes)
Happy Labor Day! Oh wait… we live on a farm. Never mind! (Farming Jokes)
I thought about being a history teacher, but I couldn’t see a future in it. (US History Jokes & Middle School Jokes)
Did you hear the joke about Labor Day?… It works for me!
Can you still “work it”… on Labor Day? (Dance Jokes)
Why do hockey players work in bakeries during the off season?… They’re great at icing the cakes. (Cake Jokes & Hockey Jokes)
Why didn’t Jason wear his hockey mask for Halloween?… Because you don’t wear white after Labor Day. (Funny Halloween Jokes)
Why are elephants always so broke?… They work for peanuts. (Elephant Jokes & Peanut Jokes)
How do dog catchers get paid?… By the pound! (Dog Jokes)
In which part of the bread factory do lobsters work?… The crust station. (Lobster Jokes & Bread Jokes)
Whenever Autumn comes around, I like to walk around and collect the colorful leaves… It sounds better than saying I’m a street sweeper. (Fall Jokes)
Two workers decided to get married right after Labor Day… The wedding guests said their union was beautiful. (Wedding Jokes)
Most people enjoy a day off on Labor Day except fire… Fire works on the Labor Day. (4th of July Jokes & Fireworks Jokes)
I went to a hockey store and asked an employee if they had any cheap skates… They sent me to the manager’s office. (Hockey Jokes)
What did you do before becoming a dentist?… “I was in the army… I was a drill sergeant.” (Army Jokes & Dentist Jokes)
Why was the cross-eyed teacher fired on the 1st day of school?… She lost control of her pupils. (Biology Jokes & Labor Day Jokes)
If Wonder Woman and Spiderman went into business together… Would they call it Amazon Web Services? (Spiderman Jokes for Kids)
I almost got a job at a bullring but ultimately decided against it… There were too many red flags. (Flag Day Jokes)
I was a maze designer. It didn’t work out… I got lost in my own work. (Fall Jokes)
How do they hire Super Bowl referees?… With stilts. (Super Bowl Jokes & Circus Jokes)
Why did the Minion give up work?… The hours were just too Gru-eling. (Minion Jokes)
My friend got fired from his cow milking job because of his erratic behavior…. He was a danger to himself and udders. (Milk Jokes & Cow Jokes)
I was fired from the ice cream factory… just because I refused to work on a sundae. (Ice Cream Jokes)
This really was supposed to be a joke! Why did the baseball manager get arrested (and fired)?… for stealing signs. (Police Jokes & Labor Day Jokes)
How does Santa pay the elves?… Jingle bills! (Christmas Jokes)
I tried being a barber?… I just didn’t make the cut. (Barber Jokes)
The taco chef hasn’t turned up to work for a week…. He has a bad queso Covid. (Covid Jokes & Taco Jokes)
I tried working in a car muffler factory… but that was exhausting. (Car Jokes)
If a train station is where the train stops, and a bus station is where the bus stops, what is a work station? (Train Jokes)
There’s a new serial killer in town who works at the bakery… They call him Bready Kruger! (Bread Jokes & Friday the 13th Jokes)
Weren’t you a professional lobsterman?… Yes, but it seems that living on my net income was harder than I thought beforehand. (Lobster Jokes)
What do you call a sick co-worker?… Staff infection. (Doctor Jokes)
What do construction workers do at Labor Day parties?… Raise the roof.
Ski Pun: I used to be a professional ski athlete… It just went downhill from there. (Skiing Jokes)
How did the hot dog get the job despite having a criminal record?… It was a misde-wiener. (Hot Dog Jokes)
Boy: What does your father do for a living? Friend: He’s a magician. He performs tricks, like sawing people in half. Boy: Do you have any brothers or sisters? Friend: Yep, four half-sisters and a half-brother. (Magic Jokes)
What did the pilot say when he hadn’t studied for his big airlines exam?… I’m just going to wing it. (Pilot Jokes)
What’s a pirate’s second favorite job?… an arrrrrrchitect! (Pirate Jokes)
Bullets and fireworks are the only things that do their job after they’ve been fired. (Fireworks Jokes)
Why are bees good at job interviews?… Because they know all of the buzz-words. (Bee Jokes)
Help Wanted: Gymnastics Teacher Needed To Work Sat-Wed. Must be flexible. (Top Jobs for Teachers / Labor Day Jokes)
My grandpa always says, “When one door closes, another opens…” He was a good man… but a lousy cabinet maker. (Grandparent Jokes)
I became a chef after I left the army… Some would say I am a seasoned veteran. (Veterans Day Jokes)
I used to get into fights at the drop of a hat. Which is probably why I got fired from my job as a graduation photographer. (Graduation Jokes & High School Jokes)
Why did the camp ranger quit his job?… Because it was always in tents! (Camping Jokes)
Why was the meat packer arrested?… For bringing home the bacon. (Bacon Jokes)
Taco chefs earn a meager celery, cumin home beat, they just want to read the pepper, and spend a little thyme with the kids. (Taco Jokes)
I became a banker, but I lacked interest and maturity, and… finally withdrew from the job.
I tried being a teacher… but I soon lost my principal, my faculties, and my class. (Jokes for Teachers & Principal Jokes)
My buddy founded a canoe business that’s really taking off. I had the same idea… but I missed the boat. (Canoe Jokes)
I’ve been working 25/7 to come up with a joke about daylight savings time. (Daylight Savings Jokes)
I was a masseuse for a while… but I rubbed people the wrong way.
Why did the baker stop making donuts?… He was fed up with the hole business! (Labor Day Jokes for Kids & Donut Jokes)
Why do construction crews on Mt. Rushmore have such a hard time figuring out who the boss is?… Because it’s covered with foremen. (South Dakota Jokes)
Gandalf was very unhappy at work… He couldn’t find his staff! (Lord of the Rings Jokes)
What is Labor Day?… A celebration that the pressure to lose weight for the summer is finally over.
Why are locksmiths allowed to remain open on Labor Day?… They are key workers.
What do you call a snake that works for the Government?… A Civil Serpent. (Snake Jokes)
Why are zombies cheap labor?… They don’t need a living wage. (Zombie Jokes)
What do nuclear plants serve their workers for the Labor Day party?… Fission Chips. (Fishing Jokes)
The shark is out of work right now, but don’t worry—he’s collecting workers chomp. (Shark Jokes)
I became a personal trainer in a gym… but they said I wasn’t fit for the job.
I recently got fired as an architect… An earthquake came and the building collapsed because it wasn’t stabilized and I said it wasn’t my fault. (Earthquake Jokes)
Why did the lawnmower stop working on Labor Day?… It was tired of getting pushed around.
Did you hear about the tree that had to take time off of work in autumn?… It was on paid leaf. (Tree Jokes)
I was a pilot, but tended to wing it, and I didn’t have the right altitude. (Pilot Jokes)
Why shouldn’t you go into business with a watermelon?… They’re seedy. (Watermelon Jokes)
I became a baker, but it wasn’t a cakewalk, and I couldn’t make enough dough. They fired me after I left a cake out in the rain. (Cupcake Jokes & Cake Jokes)
Sunglasses manufacturers and Hitmen have something in common… They are both into shady business. (Sunglasses Jokes)
Why was the ghost so tired?… He worked the graveyard shift. (Ghost Jokes & Cemetery Jokes)
In honor of Earth Day, I’m sending all of my work-related emails to my “recycle” folder. (Earth Day Jokes)
Why are watermelons such good entrepreneurs?… They always have seed money. (Watermelon Jokes)
I got a job as a pencil sharpener… I would tell you about it but you wouldn’t get the point. (Pencil Jokes)
I manufactured calendars… but my days were numbered. (365 Family Friendly Jokes)
I worked at Starbucks, but I had to quit because it was always the same old grind. (Coffee Jokes)
What do you call a door to door bicycle salesman?… A Peddler! (Labor Day Jokes)
I managed to get a good job working for a pool maintenance company… but the work was just too draining. (Swimming Jokes)
Father: Do you know, most people don’t have to work today, because it’s Labor Day. Son: If people are not working, shouldn’t we call today ‘No-Labor Day?’ (Father’s Day Jokes)
I tried my hand at a professional career in tennis, but it wasn’t my racket… I was too high strung. (Tennis Jokes)
I have a lactose intolerant friend who sells ice cream for a living. He can’t take it… but he can dish it out. (Ice Cream Jokes)
What did the construction worker and pregnant lady have in common?… They were both in labor. (Baby Jokes)
I’m about to lose my job in the Navy unless I make some drastic changes… I have to take a course in anchor management. (Labor Day Jokes & Psychology Jokes)
My dear old grandmother always used to say the way to a man’s heart was through his stomach…. That’s why she lost her job as a cardiac surgeon. (Grandparent Jokes & Doctor Jokes)
The corn stalk decided to change careers… He went into a completely different field. (Corn Jokes)
How does a pencil hire workers?… He appoints them. (Pencil Jokes)
Two bankers went into a taqueria and ordered two drinks. Then they produced tacos from their briefcases and started to eat! The waiter became quite concerned and marched over and told them, “You can’t eat your own tacos in here!” The bankers looked at each other, shrugged their shoulders and then exchanged tacos. (Labor Day Jokes)
I thought about being an historian… but I couldn’t see a future in it. (US History Jokes & Social Studies Jokes)
You know, I used to be a teacher… but found out I didn’t have enough class… (Teacher Jokes)
She got fired from her job as a hot dog vendor because she put her hair in a bun. (Hot Dog Jokes & Barber Jokes)
I’m throwing a Labor Day hobbit party… It’s just a little get-together. (101 Lord of the Rings Jokes)
My first job was in an orange juice factory, but I couldn’t concentrate on the same old boring rind… so I got canned. (Orange Juice Jokes)
I took a job at UPS… but I couldn’t express myself.
I took a job as an upholsterer… but I never recovered.
Why did the tiler want to work on Labor Day?… Fear of missing grout.
Freddy Krueger got a job offer to clean mirrors… He took it because it’s something he can see himself doing. (Friday the 13th Jokes)
They offered me a job at the local ice cream shop but I turned it down… I don’t like working on sundaes. (Ice Cream Jokes)
“As I have gotten older and wiser I discovered that there are six things that I really loved about my job. Payday, lunchtime, quitting time, vacation time, holidays and of course retirement.” Tom Goins
What do coffee shop workers say on Monday morning?… Well, it’s back to the old grind! (Hamburger Jokes)
I just started a job at an ice cream shop… Unlimited ice cream. I’m livin’ the cream. (Ice Cream Jokes)
What job did Spider Man apply for on Indeed?… Web developer. (Spiderman Jokes & Computer Jokes)
Why did the Hobbit get a job at Burger King?… He wanted to be “Lord of the Onion Rings.” (Lord of the Rings Jokes & Fast Food Jokes)
I am aspirin’ to be a professional pharmacist.
Second Amendment If you are against the second amendment… you could get fired. (Constitution Jokes)
I tried being a fireman… but I suffered burnout. (Fireman Jokes)
I studied to become a doctor… but I didn’t have enough patients for the job. (Doctor Jokes)
I took a job as an elevator operator… The job had its ups and downs… and I got the shaft.
Why should pirates work for FedEx?… They have the fastest ships in the shipping business. (Pirate Jokes)
“Labor Day is a glorious holiday because your child will be going back to school the next day. It would have been called Independence Day, but that name was already taken.” Bill Dodds (Labor Day Jokes & 4th of July Jokes / Back to School Jokes)
My boss made me go into the office on Labor Day. Halfway through the day, he came in to check up on me and caught me having a beer. He said to me, “You can’t drink while you’re working.” I said, “Oh, don’t worry – I’m not working.” (Beer Jokes)
Since I became a lumberjack I have cut down 2,854 trees… I know this because every time I cut one down I keep a log. (Tree Jokes)
I wanted to join the Navy… But that ship has sailed… I’ll sea myself out. (Navy Jokes)
If all the cars in the United States were placed end to end… it would probably be Labor Day Weekend.
Why did the man go into the pizza business?… He wanted to make some dough. (Pizza Jokes)
My local pizza place is struggling to stay afloat…They really knead the dough! (Pizza Jokes & Covid Jokes)
If I had a dollar every time a customer complained about the price of cinema food… I could almost afford a small popcorn. (Popcorn Jokes & Movie Jokes)
Which Star Wars character works at a restaurant?… Darth Waiter. (May the 4th Be With You Jokes)
I never became professional pickleball player?… I was too high strung.
“It’s a recession when your neighbor loses his job; it’s a depression when you lose your own.” Harry S. Truman
I worked in the woods as a lumberjack… but I just couldn’t hack it, so they gave me the axe. (Tree Jokes)
Why has a dentist’s job gotten so much easier?… Because all the kids are flossing all the time now! (Dentist Jokes & Dance Jokes)
What do you call a guitar that never finishes a job?… a quitar. (Guitar Jokes)
On one hand, I should be more focused on my job as a shark feeder at Seaworld. On the other h. . . AARGH!!! (Shark Jokes)
What do hamburger workers say on Monday morning?… Well, it’s back to the old grind! (Hamburger Jokes)
I got a job as an astronomer… My career was looking up. (Astronomy Jokes)
Getting a job in the Arctic in the winter is great!… When the days get short, you only have to work a 30 minute work week. (Winter Jokes)
Daylight Savings Time: Can’t believe they fired me from the clock factory after all the extra hours I put in. (Daylight Savings Jokes)
A cool job that sounds lame: Building boats for the navy… You’d be a subcontractor. (Navy Jokes)
Why did the bees go on strike?… Because they wanted more honey and shorter working flowers! (U.S. Teacher Unions & Labor Day Jokes)
I was a professional fisherman… but I couldn’t live on my net income. (Lobster Jokes & Fishing Jokes)
I sold origami… but the business folded.
Why do giraffes make bad bosses?… Because they can’t see eye-to-eye with their employees. (Giraffe Jokes)
Why did the disgruntled hot dog vendor quit his job?… He just didn’t relish it. (Hot Dog Jokes)
I tried to be a tailor, but I just wasn’t suited for it… Mainly because it was a sew-sew job, de-pleating and de-pressing. (Psychology Jokes)
My Dad was a Christmas tree salesman…. Before he started work he always got himself spruced up. (Labor Day Jokes & Christmas Tree Jokes)
When I grow up I want to be a veterinarian then go into the army, and become a veteran so I can become…A Vet Vet. (Veterans Day Jokes)
In college I interned for a company that sold vaults… I really treasured my time.
I called the local gym asking if they can train me to do gymnastics. They said, “How flexible are you?” I said, “I’m free Monday, Tuesday, and Friday.” (Gymnastics Jokes)
The Labor Day holiday means I get my unemployment check a day late.
Why didn’t the government pay attention to the issues of the local workers who worked in caves on Labor Day?… They considered them miner issues.
Why shouldn’t people with a mean attitude become masseurs?… Nobody wants to be rubbed the wrong way.
Why did the company hire a lacrosse player?… They needed help cutting corners. (Lacrosse Jokes)
I never became professional badminton player?… I was too high strung. (Badminton Jokes)
Why are trees the best networkers?… They’re constantly branching out! (Tree Jokes)
I just got fired from the pasta factory… I made a fusili mistakes. (Pasta Jokes)
I tried to start an online bakery… But I accidentally deleted all my cookies. (Labor Day Jokes & Computer Jokes)
What’s a drill team?… A group of dentists who work together. (Dentist Jokes)
I turned to farming… but I wasn’t outstanding in my field. (Farming Jokes)
What did the sun say to the moon on the day of the solar eclipse?… “Looks like it’s my night off.” (Solar Eclipse Jokes)
Why were the police on a lookout for the maze designer?… He had gotten lost in his own work. (Police Jokes)
Why do figure skaters work in bakeries when they retire?… They’re great at icing cakes. (Cake Jokes & Labor Day Jokes)
Why you gotta be jalapeño in my business?… I’m nacho sure I want to taco bout it. (Taco Jokes)
I want to open a milk factory and name the company “Legend”… It’ll be “Legend-Dairy.” (Milk Jokes)
My successful pancake business was recently shut down… Someone tipped off the police that I was selling them hot. (Labor Day Jokes & Police Jokes)
Labor Day PSA: On one hand fireworks are a lot of fun. On the other hand I only have 2 fingers. (Fireworks Jokes for Kids & Biology Jokes for Kids)
I was an electrician, but I found the work shocking and revolting… so they discharged me.
I’m good at firework displays… I’ve got a flare for it. (Fireworks Jokes for Kids)
I worked in a shoe factory, but I just didn’t fit in… They thought I was a loafer, and I got the boot.
How’s the fireworks business?… Booming!! (Fireworks Jokes)
Why did the baker open a tortilla factory?… For the extra dough! (Taco Jokes & Cinco De Mayo Jokes)
Have you ever been to a hot dog factory?… No, I haven’t sausage a place. (Hot Dog Jokes)
I wish I made enough money from my labor to be able to afford a Labor Day vacation. (Travel Guest Blogs)
Dentists practice the trade by going through many drills. (Dentist Jokes)
How do ice-cream flavors get promoted?… By selling out! (Ice Cream Jokes)
How did the dental hygienist land a job?… By word of mouth. (Dentist Jokes)
I became a Velcro salesman… but I couldn’t stick with it.
What’s an electrician’s favorite ice cream flavor?… Shock a lot. (Ice Cream Jokes)
I thought taking a job as a ski instructor would be great… But it really went downhill fast. (Skiing Jokes)
Who has the most dangerous job in Transylvania?… Dracula’s dentist. (Dracula Jokes & Labor Day Jokes)
What do you say to an ice-cream who just got promoted?… Cone-gratulations! (Jokes for Teachers & Ice Cream Jokes)
They called him the king of the dentists because he specialized in crowns. (Dentist Jokes)
I tried working in a donut shop… but I soon got tired of the hole business. (Donut Jokes for Kids)
Word-of-mouth was how I got my job at the dentist’s office. (Dentist Jokes)
My Dad used to work all day grinding up tree bark and branches… He was always a chipper guy. (Tree Jokes)
Why can’t carpenters play hockey?… They always get nailed to the boards. (Hockey Jokes)
Tree trimmers do such a fantastic job… They should take a bough. (Tree Jokes)
My business selling palm trees wasn’t a success… People thought I was offering them a shady deal. (Tree Jokes)
Covid: This Labor Day, take comfort in the knowledge that the pressure to have fun this summer is finally off.
How did the apple tree get the job?… It had the right qua-leaf-ications. (Tree Jokes)
Why isn’t the squirrel hard at work collecting acorns at the oak tree?… She called in sick and went to the beech. (Tree Jokes & Beach Jokes)
One seventh of your life is spent on Monday… However, the only person to get his work done by Friday was Robinson Crusoe.
Why did the zookeeper refuse to work the elephant enclosure?… The work kept piling up. (Elephant Jokes)
More companies should launch products on April Fools’ Day… so that if they aren’t well-received, they can say it was just a prank.
I asked a little girl do you know why we get out of school for Labor Day?… She was very enthusiastic to say “It is a time when all the mommies of the world go into labor.” (Mother’s Day Jokes & Baby Jokes)
I got thrown out of the cinema for throwing popcorn at the back of people’s heads… I also lost my job behind the popcorn counter. (Movie Jokes & Labor Day Jokes)
What did the elephant do to unwind after work?… He watched ele-vision! (Elephant Jokes)
My wife came home from work yesterday and was raging about her boss. She said to me, “I’m never going to work for that man again!.” I asked her, “Why, what did he say to you?” She said, “You’re fired.” (Marriage Jokes)
The taco chef hasn’t turned up to work for a week…. He has a bad queso the flu. (Labor Day Jokes)
I wanted to be a barber… but I just couldn’t cut it. (Barber Jokes)
What happened to the gun at summer camp?… He got FIRED! (Hunting Jokes & Summer Camp Jokes)
I thought about being a history professor… but I couldn’t see a future in it. (College Jokes & Social Studies Jokes)
I never became professional tennis player?… I was too high strung.
I lost my job at the Velcro factory?… I tried very hard, but in the end, I couldn’t stick with it.
Did my wife tell you about a Labor day joke?… It didn’t work for her.
Why was the cross-eyed teacher fired on the last day of school?… She lost control of her pupils. (Biology Jokes & Labor Day Jokes)
Teacher: Why can’t you work in an orange juice factory? Student: I don’t know. Why? Teacher: Because you can’t concentrate! (Orange Juice Jokes)
What did the hammerhead’s boss say when he did a good job?… “You nailed it!” (Shark Jokes)
I think I want to quit my real estate job. I’d rather clean mirrors for a living…. It’s just something I can see myself doing.
I thought about being a history major… but I couldn’t see a future in it. (College Jokes & Social Studies Jokes)

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