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- Knock knock?…Who is there?…Boo… Boo Who?… Don’t cry! We have the best World Geography jokes.
- Why does the Norway navy have barcodes on the side of their boats?… So when they come back to port they can… Scandinavian.
- Why did Cleopatra think she didn’t need a psychiatrist?… Because she was the Queen of Denial. (Psychology Jokes & Archaeology Jokes)
- Archaeologists discover that Rome was in fact built in a day… Slackers everywhere suddenly feel a massive obligation to be more productive. (Archaeology Jokes)
- What’s wrong with Soviet agriculture?… Spring, Summer, Autumn, and Winter. (Farming Jokes)
- Spaghetti with meatballs isn’t real Italian cuisine. It’s made in America, posing as Italian cuisine. Spaghetti with Meatballs is an IMPASTA! (Meatball Jokes)
- What is Julius Caesar’s favorite food?… Roman noodles. (Ides of March Jokes)
- Did you hear about the Italian chef that died?… He pasta way, but his legacy will become a pizza history. I’m sending olive my thoughts and prayers to his family. How sad that he ran out of thyme, here today gone tomato, we cannoli do so much. I never sausage a tragedy. (Cemetery Jokes)
- How are cheerleaders like pharoahs?… They like pyramids! (Cheerleading Jokes)
- My grandparents bought a new China set. They asked me what I thought of it… I said it was fine.
- Where are sharks from?… Finland. (Shark Jokes)
- Why did Barbie smell like fish?… Because Australians like throwing shrimp on her. (Fishing Jokes & World Geography Jokes)
- What do you call an Australian looking after his grill?… A barbie sitter. (Barbie Jokes)
- What do you call Indiana Jones in a Scandinavian river?… Harrison Fjord. (Geography Jokes & World Geography Jokes)
- As the virus crisis rages on in Italy, many Italians are considering reverting back to monarchy… It should be quite easy, seeing as they already have a coronation.
- Finland just closed its borders. You know what that means… No one will be crossing the finish line.
- How do students in the Middle East bid farewell to each other on the last day of school?… They Dubai. (Jokes for the Last Day of School)
- Knock Knock… Who’s there?… Kenya… Kenya who?… Kenya name the country with great marathon runners?
- Did you hear about the man that won the marathon?… He was Russian.
- What do you call three Russians skiing down a small hill?… A Triple Low Ski. (Skiing Jokes)
- March Madness 2023: Did you know the Netherlands set a viewing record for watching the Final Four in 2023… Their favorite team is San Diego State coached by Brian “Dutch” er. (World Geography Jokes & California Jokes)
- Ski Pun: I’d like to ski across the whole white world. (Ski Puns)
- Did you know many people in the Netherlands follow March Madness… Their favorite team is San Diego State coached by Brian “Dutch” er. (March Madness Jokes)
- When I went to France to learn how to ski… I even needed Alp getting on the chairlift. (Bastille Day Jokes & World Geography Jokes)
- What do you call someone who is fluent in 3 languages and marginally conversant in 4th?… Pi-Lingual.
- Why don’t Macedonians like pizza?… Too much Greece. (Pizza Jokes)
- How did the French man feel on Tuesday?… Mardi. (Mardi Gras Jokes)
- What do you call spheres of beef with a teensy amount of sugar?… Sweet-ish meatballs. (Meatball Jokes)
- Where do Russians get their milk?… From Mos-cows. (World Geography Jokes & Cow Jokes)
- What was the dentist doing in Panama?… Looking for the Root Canal! (Dentist Jokes)
- Where’s the first place the shark visited in Europe?… Finland.
- October 9th: Leif Erikson Day Jokes: Why was Leif Erikson so bad at basketball?… He was always traveling. (World Geography Jokes)
- October 10th Columbus Day Jokes: Why was Christopher Columbus awful at basketball?… He was always traveled. (World Geography Jokes)
- If you’re Canadian when you go into the bathroom, and you’re Canadian when you come out of the bathroom, then what are you when you are in the bathroom?… European! (Canada Jokes)
- Do not let the fact that today is July 4th distract you… From the fact that England blew a 13 colony lead. (4th of July Jokes)
- 4th of July. The only time of the year Americans say the day and month in the correct order. (4th of July Jokes)
- What did the Russian government do when it was announced that they needed to replace their spies?… They Gru new ones. (Minion Jokes)
- What do you call a bee explorer?… Christopher Colum-buzz. (World Geography Jokes & Columbus Day Jokes)
- Where do bees go on holiday?… Sting apore and Bee – jing! (Bee Jokes)
- Americans tend to think us Aussies are all dumb… But at least we get our weather information from meteorologists and not groundhogs. (Ground Hog Day Jokes)
- What’s big and purple and lies next to Ireland?… Grape Britain.
- The French cheese factory was affected by an earthquake… Only de brie was left. (Cheese Jokes / Bastille Day Jokes / World Geography Jokes / (Earthquake Jokes)
- Similarities and differences between the Canadian and Chinese constitution… Both have freedom of speech but only one has freedom after speech. (Constitution Jokes)
- Do you hear what is big in Africa right now?… Elephants. (Elephant Jokes)
- Where do you get ice cream sandwiches in India?… At the New Delhi. (Ice Cream Sandwich Jokes)
- Where do sheep go for summer vacation?… The Baa-hamas. (World Geography Jokes)
- Canadian Seasons: Almost Winter, Winter, Still Winter, Road Construction. (Canada Day Jokes)
- My friend and I visited Canada for the first time…We went to a fight, and a hockey game broke out.
- Did you hear about the Italian man who pasta way?… Now he’s a pizza history! (Pasta Jokes & Pizza Jokes)
- Court Hearing in Helsinki The judge questions the culprit: “Where have you been in the night of the 4th November to 11th February?” (Police Jokes & World Geography Jokes)
- Why don’t Macedonians like pizza?… Too much Greece.
- In France people give each other white roses on Valentine’s Day… they surrender their love to each other! (Funny Valentine’s Day Jokes & Flower Jokes)
- It’s always so easy to get a rise out of my mother’s French sister… She’s a croissant. (Croissant Jokes)
- What did the French groundhog see when he woke up?… His château. (Ground Hog Day Jokes)
- A slice of apple pie is $2.50 in Jamaica and $3 in the Bahamas… These are the pie rates of the Caribbean. (Pie Jokes & Apple Pie Jokes)
- Why don’t you see any penguins in Britain?… Because they’re afraid of Wales! (Penguin Jokes)
- Johnson’s plan for Brexit in January leaked:… He’ll be on vacation in France. (Travel Blogs & World Geography Jokes)
- The weather in London is crazy right now. It’s the middle of January, but it feels like the end of May. (May Jokes)
- Where do Russians get their milk?… From Mos-cows! (Milk Jokes)
- What do you call someone who refuses to accept that they’re swimming in an African river?… In de Nile. (Psychology Jokes & Swimming Jokes)
- Knock, knock… Who’s there?… Noah… Noah, who?… Noah good joke about Canada Day?
- Knock Knock… Who’s there?… June… June who?… June know how to tell a good Canada Day knock-knock joke?
- Knock Knock… Who’s there?… June… June who?… June know any good Canada Day knock knock jokes? (June Jokes & Spring Knock Knock Jokes)
- Lucy, Linus, and Charlie Brown are assigned a history project. Each person was assigned a country to report on. “Wow!” Lucy said. “I got Italy!” “Interesting” exclaimed Linus. “I got Germany.” With dismay, Charlie Brown said, “I got Iraq.” (Charlie Brown Jokes)
- Who is Frosty’s favorite Aunt?… Aunt Artica! (Frosty the Snowman Jokes)
- How did the two rival Christmas trees get along?… They signed a peace tree-ty. (Christmas Tree Jokes)
- My friend and I visited Canada for the first time…We went to a fight, and a hockey game broke out. (Hockey Jokes)
- Did you hear about the weekly poker game with Vasco da Gama, Christopher Columbus, Leif Erikson, and Francisco Pizarro?… They can never seem to beat the Straights of Magellan. (Columbus Day Jokes)
- Where were hamburgers 1st made?… Greece. (Hamburger Jokes for Kids)
- I don’t get why we have to know when the fall of Berlin was obviously Berlin has fall every year September to December. (Fall Jokes)
- If Dorothy missed Kansas, what did Toto miss?… They missed the rains down in Africa. (Music Jokes / Movie Jokes / Rain Jokes / World Geography Jokes)
- I was in Germany at Octoberfest and they asked me how many beers I wanted… I said nine, but they didn’t bring me any. (Election Jokes & Beer Jokes)
- What was the dentist doing in Panama?… Looking for the Root Canal! (Dentist Jokes & World Geography Jokes)
- Where does a burger go on vacation?… The Swiss (cheese) Alps or The Cheeseapeake Valley! (Hamburger Jokes / Hiking Jokes/ Travel Guest Blogs)
- Where are the best burritos served?… In the gulp of Mexico. (Cinco De Mayo Jokes)
- Hope you have a Mexcellent Cinco de Mayo! (Cinco De Mayo Jokes)
- What country does candy come from?… Sweeten! (Candy Jokes)
- What’s a middle school teacher’s favorite nation?… Expla-nation. (Middle School Jokes)
- Why do Canadians always beat Germans at hockey?… Canadians bring their ‘eh’ game; Germans bring their wurst. (World Geography Jokes & Hockey Jokes)
- September really puts a spring in one’s step in the Southern Hemisphere… But for the North, they really take the fall. (Fall Jokes)
- Where did the sheep go on vacation?… The Baa-hamas! (Travel Guest Blogs)
- A worldwide survey was conducted by the UN. The only question asked was: “Would you please give your honest opinion about solutions to the food shortage in the rest of the world?” The survey was a huge failure. In Africa they didn’t know what “food” meant. In Eastern Europe they didn’t know what “honest” meant. In Western Europe they didn’t know what “shortage” meant. In China they didn’t know what “opinion” meant. In the Middle East they didn’t know what “solution” meant. In South America they didn’t know what “please” meant. And in the USA they didn’t know what “the rest of the world” meant. (Election Jokes)
- The 2020 election results are in! Oh sorry, this is just for us Russians. (Election Jokes)
- What do you call a Jamaican donut?… Cinnamon. (Donut Jokes for Kids)
- What summer vacation destination makes a pet bird sing for joy?… The Canary Islands! (Summer Jokes for Kids)
- Where do you get sandwiches in India?… At the New Delhi. (Sandwich Jokes)
- Who is the most famous French ant?… Napoleant! (Ant Jokes)
- Where do you find chili beans?… At the north pole! (Christmas Jokes)
- What do you call an egg that goes on safari?… An eggs-plorer! (Egg Jokes for Kids)
- What do you call six weeks of rain in Scotland?… Summer! (Geography Jokes for Kids & Summer Jokes)
- Italy got Hungary, Ate Turkey, Slipped on Greece, Broke China, Went shopping in Iceland, Got eaten by Wales!
- Getting a job in the Arctic in the winter is great! Why?… When the days get short, you only have to work a 30 minute work week. (Labor Day Jokes)
- In what country is Thanksgiving ironically not celebrated?… Turkey. (Thanksgiving Jokes & Turkey Jokes)
- I took a road trip with my German buddy and when I accidentally dropped my hot dog out the window he swung the car around to go back and get it… That’s when the whole trip really took a turn for the wurst. (Hot Dog Jokes)
- Which island of the coast of Africa does Dale Ernhart Jr. like?… MadaNASCAR! (NASCAR Jokes for Kids & World Geography Jokes)
- What do polar bears eat for lunch?… Ice berg-ers! (Cheeseburger Jokes for Kids)
- Where was the first doughnut cooked?… In Greece! (Donut Jokes for Kids)
- Where were cheeseburgers 1st made?… Greece. (Cheeseburger Jokes for Kids)
- The date is January 31, 1990, and the Soviet Union has opened its first McDonalds… A KGB agent walks up to order and says, “One vodka, please.” The woman at the register looks and says, “Comrade, this is a McDonalds. We don’t serve vodka.” The KGB agent looks surprised and says, “Excuse my mistake, comrade. One McVodka, please.” (January Jokes & Fast Food Jokes)
- Where do polar bears vote?… The North Poll! (Christmas Jokes)
- What do you call a large colorful pile of leaves?… The Great Barrier Leaf. (World Geography Jokes & Tree Jokes)
- What did the clothes designer say to her son at his graduation?… “I’m Prada you son.” (Graduation Jokes)
- Why are the trees planted so close together in Paris?… So the Germans could march in the shade. (March Jokes)
- Where did Avogadro send his CARE packages?… Moleasia! (Mole Day Jokes)
- For Sale Maine: You can spit on Canada from here. (Top 50 State Jokes)
- What area did Avogadro explore?… The South Mole! (Mole Day Jokes)