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More Thanksgiving Jokes…

  1. Knock, knock… Who’s there?… Gladys… Gladys who?…. Gladys Thanksgiving. Aren’t you? (Thanksgiving Knock Knock Jokes)
  2. If April showers bring May flowers, what do Mayflowers bring?… Pilgrims (The Mayflower Ship) (Spring Jokes)
  3. What kind of music did the Pilgrims listen to?…Plymouth Rock! (Music Jokes & Pilgrim Jokes)
  4. What’s the best dance to do on Thanksgiving?… The turkey trot! (Turkey Jokes)
  5. With Coronavirus a big concern in 2020, what is the #1 side dish for Thanksgiving?…  Masked potatoes. (Doctor Jokes)
  6. I wasn’t going to visit my family this November, but my mom promised to make me Eggs Benedict. So I’m going home for the hollandaise. (Egg Jokes & Thanksgiving Jokes)
  7. If the Pilgrims were alive today, what would they be most famous for?… Their AGE! (Grandparents Jokes)
  8. My family told me to stop telling Thanksgiving jokes … … but I told them I couldn’t quit “cold turkey.”
  9. Sister: Mom wants you to help us fix Thanksgiving dinner. Brother: Why? Is it broken?
  10. A lady was picking through the frozen turkeys at the grocery store for Thanksgiving Day, but couldn’t find one big enough for her family. She asked a stock boy, “Do these turkeys get any bigger?”  “No, ma’am. They’re dead.” (Turkey Jokes & Cemetery Jokes)
  11. A first grade class was asked to write a paragraph called “What I’m thankful for on Thanksgiving.” Little Johnny’s began, “I am thankful that I’m not a turkey.” (Elementary School Jokes)
  12. A man buys a parrot, only to have it constantly insult him. He tries everything to make the parrot stop, but nothing works. Frustrated, the man puts the parrot in the freezer. After a few minutes the insults stop. The man thinks he might have killed the parrot, so he opens the freezer and takes the parrot out. The parrot is shivering. It stammers, “S-s-sorry for being r-r-rude. Please f-f-forgive me.” Then, after a moment, the parrot softly asks, “W-w-what exactly d-d-did the turkey do?” (Bird Jokes)
  13. A grandma was showing the children a painting of the Pilgrim Family on a Thanksgiving Day card that they had received and she commented, ‘The Pilgrim children enjoyed going to church with their mothers and fathers and praying to God.’ One of the grandson looked at her doubtfully and asked, ‘Then why is their father carrying that rifle?’ (Pilgrim Jokes Grandparent Jokes Hunting Jokes)
  14. What’s something usually insulting, but not on Thanksgiving?… A family member giving you the bird. (Bird Jokes)
  15. What would mothers most like to make on Thanksgiving dinner?… Good restaurant reservations. (Mom Jokes)
  16. You think you’re crazy about Thanksgiving? You’ve got nothing on the turkeys. When Thanksgiving approaches, they literally lose their heads!
  17. What smells the best at a Thanksgiving dinner?… Your nose. (Biology Jokes)
  18. What’s the best song to sing when preparing your turkey?… “All About That Baste.” (Music Jokes)
  19. What band is great to listen to on Thanksgiving?… The Cranberries! (Music Jokes)
  20. What kind of tan did pilgrims get at the beach?… Puritan. (Summer Jokes & Pilgrim Jokes)
  21. What did one cranberry say to another at Thanksgiving?… Tis the season to be jelly!
  22. Which November Holiday is Dracula’s favorite?… Fangs-giving! (Halloween Jokes & November Jokes)
  23. What is the difference between a chicken and a turkey?… Chickens celebrate Thanksgiving!!
  24. Why was the Thanksgiving soup so expensive?… It had 24 carrots. (Farming Jokes)
  25. Why did the turkey bring a microphone to dinner?… He was ready for a roast. 
  26. What does Miley Cyrus eat for Thanksgiving?… Twerk-ey! (Music Jokes)
  27. Thanksgiving Motto:”Leftovers are for quitters!” (Black Friday Jokes)
  28. What is something that describes both political talk at and filling up your plate at Thanksgiving?… Choosing sides. (Election Jokes)
  29. What do you wear to Thanksgiving dinner?… A Har – VEST. (Fall Jokes)
  30. What’s the key to a great Thanksgiving dinner?… The turKEY (Turkey Jokes)
  31. What can you call your brother who falls asleep after Thanksgiving dinner?… Your napkin. (Napping Jokes)
  32. What does a Pilgrim call his friends?… Pal-grims. (Pilgrim Jokes)
  33. What did the salad say to the butter who kept making jokes at the Thanksgiving dinner?… You’re on a roll. (Bread Jokes)
  34. What always comes at the end of Thanksgiving?…The letter “g”! (26 Lessons for the Letter of the Week A- Z & Is Spelling Really Important?)
  35. Knock Knock… Who’s there?… Norma Lee… Norma Lee who?… Norma Lee I don’t eat this much! (Thanksgiving Knock Knock Jokes)
  36. What did the sweet potato say when it was asked if it was hungry?… “Yes, I yam.” (Farming Jokes)
  37. What kind of ‘tude is appropriate at the Thanksgiving dinner?… Gratitude.
  38. What would Michael Scott say while passing a plate of vegetables at Thanksgiving?… “Boom! Roasted.”
  39. If Pilgrims traveled on the Mayflower, what do college students travel on?… Scholar ships. (College Jokes & Pilgrim Jokes)
  40. Why did Mom’s turkey seasoning taste a little off last year?… She ran out of thyme.
  41. Why couldn’t the Thanksgiving entertainment band perform?… Somebody had eaten the drumsticks.