December Jokes
- December 1st National Grinch Day Jokes: Grinch Day Jokes: Why doesn’t the Grinch like knock knock jokes?… Because there’s always Whos there! (Christmas Knock Knock Jokes)
- Top 10 December Jokes: What month gets the worst grades?… “D” cember!
- Top 10 Christmas Tree Jokes: What month do Christmas trees hate most?… Sep-timber! (September Jokes)
- December 4th: National Cookie Day: When should you take a cookie to the doctor?… When it feels crummy. (Doctor Jokes for Kids)
- Top 10 Grinch Jokes: What is the Grinch’s least favorite band?… The Who. (Music Jokes)
- Why is Jack Frost such a great 3-point shooter?… He freezes his followthrough. (Winter Jokes)
- Top 10 Winter Jokes: What is the most competitive season?… “Win” ter. (365 Sports Jokes)
- December 8th: National Brownie Day: How is a softball team like a brownie?… They both depend on a good batter! (Softball Jokes
- Top 10 Christmas Jokes: Why does Santa have 3 gardens?… So he can ho-ho-ho! (Flower Jokes)
- Top 10 Reindeer Jokes: What did Mrs. Claus say to Santa when she looked in the sky?… “Looks like rain, dear.” (Reindeer Jokes & Rain Jokes)
- Top 10 Santa Jokes: How much did Santa’s sleigh cost?… Nothing, it was on the house. (Reindeer Jokes)
- Top 10 Elf Jokes: Why was Santa’s little helper sad?… He had low elf esteem! (Psychology Jokes & High School Psychology Lessons)
- Top 10 Christmas Knock Knock Jokes: Knock, knock!… Who’s there?… Noah… Noah who?… Noah good Christmas joke?
- Top 10 Frosty the Snowman Jokes: What do Professor Hinkle and a hockey player have in common… The both love hat tricks! (Hockey Jokes)
- December 15th: Top 10 Bill of Rights Day Jokes: Say what you want about the 1st amendment…
- Top 10 Christmas Wreath Jokes: So for Christmas, I decided to hang a decoration that shows both my love for music and for our Founding Fathers… It’s a wreath of Franklin. (Music Jokes & American Revolution Jokes)
- What do you have in December that you don’t have in any other month?… The letter “D”!
- Me and my childhood crush are marrying next year… Hers is in January and mine in December! (Wedding Jokes & Top 10 Jokes for Each Month)
- WWII: The USSR’s three greatest generals. What’re the names of the USSR’s three greatest generals?… December, January, and February! (Top 10 Jokes for Each Month)
- Don’t June know it’s December? (August Jokes)
- December 21st: Top 10 Winter Solstice Jokes: Why did the gingerbread man go to the doctors?… He was feeling crummy. (Cookie Jokes)
- December 21st: 1st Day of Winter Jokes: What is the most competitive season?… “Win” ter. (365 Sports Jokes)
- I don’t get why we have to know when the fall of Berlin was… obviously Berlin has fall every year September to December. (Fall Jokes)
- December 24th: Top 10 Christmas Eve Jokes: What comes before Christmas Eve?… Christmas Adam. (Christmas Eve Jokes)
- December 25th: 101 Christmas Jokes: Why does Santa have 3 gardens?… So he can ho-ho-ho!
- What is Santa’s favorite basketball play?… the give and “GO GO GO!” (Basketball Jokes for Christmas)
- Winter Jokes: How do snowmen travel around?… By icicle! (Bike Jokes)
- I wasn’t going to visit my family this December, but my mom promised to make me Eggs Benedict. So I’m going home for the hollandaise. (Egg Jokes & World’s Best Christmas Jokes)
- Where do you find Google in Dcemember?… In the winternet. (Computer Jokes)
- The doctor has given me two months to live. I’ve chosen August and December, because I like summer but don’t want to miss Christmas. (Summer Jokes & Christmas Jokes)
- December 31st: Top 10 New Year’s Eve Jokes: Every New Year’s Eve, I look forward to a good show at Time’s Square …… and year after year, they drop the ball. (New York Jokes)
November Jokes
- Top 10 November Jokes: If you eat too many salted pretzels on Halloween, what happens the next day?… November thirst. (Funny Halloween Jokes & Pretzel Day Jokes)
- November 1st All Saints’ Day: Why did Saint Nicholas adopt the nickname of St. Nick?… No L.
- How many seconds are there in one year?… 12 – January 2nd, February 2nd, March 2nd, April 2nd, May 2nd, June 2nd, July 2nd, August 2nd, September 2nd, October 2nd, November 2nd, and December 2nd. (Top 10 Jokes for Each Month)
- November 3rd: Sandwich Day Jokes: What is a Great White shark’s favorite kind of sandwich?… Peanut butter and jellyfish! (Shark Jokes)
- November 4th Top 10 National Candy Day Jokes: What kind of bear has no teeth?… A gummy bear! (Hunting Jokes for Kids)
- November 5th Daylight Saving Time Jokes: Boss: “You’re an hour late!” Guy who is about to invent daylight savings time: “Haven’t you heard?” (Labor Day Jokes)
- November 7th Election Day: Election Day Jokes What political party are most corn farmers and growers?… They are “corn” servative republic-corns.
- What month should you never ask to the homecoming dance?… “NO” vember! (Homecoming Jokes)
- A pasta chef was caught stuffing the ballot boxes at a big Broadway awards show… Apparently, he was trying to rig a Tony. (Pasta Jokes)
- Why’s it so easy to trick a leaf in November?… They fall for anything. (Fall Jokes)
- November 11th: Veterans Day Jokes: Did you hear about the popcorn that joined the army?… They made him a kernel. (Popcorn Jokes)
- What’s a fire’s least favorite month?… No-ember.
- In September, you pick me when I’m good and ready. In October, you cut me intentionally to make me look worse. In November, you trash me like you never knew me. What am I?… A Jack-o-Lantern for Halloween. (Top 10 Jokes for Each Month)
- November 14th: National Pickle Day Jokes: What did the hamburger say to the pickle?… You’re dill-icious! (Hamburger Jokes for Kids)
- What’s the best kind of weather for growing guns and roses?… November Rain. (365 Music Jokes)
- November 16th: Fast Food Day Jokes What are the best days of the week in Fast Food land?… Fry-day and Sundae! (Ice Cream Jokes for Kids & Fast Food Jokes)
- Court Hearing in Helsinki: The judge questions the culprit: “Where have you been in the night of the 4th November to 11th February?” (Police Jokes / World Geography Jokes / November Jokes)
- If April showers bring May flowers, what do Mayflowers bring?… Pilgrims (The Mayflower Ship) (Spring Jokes & Thanksgiving Jokes)
- If the Pilgrims were alive today, what would they be most famous for?… Their AGE! (Grandparents Jokes)
- Top 10 Thanksgiving Jokes What’s the best dance to do on Thanksgiving?… The turkey trot! (Turkey Jokes)
- Black Friday Jokes: Amazing BLACK FRIDAY deal: Buy NOTHING and save up to 100% in EVERY STORE!
- November 23rd: Thanksgiving: Knock Knock… Who’s there?… Norma Lee… Norma Lee who?… Norma Lee I don’t eat this much! (Thanksgiving Knock Knock Jokes)
- November 24th Black Friday Jokes: What do Black Friday shoppers and the Thanksgiving turkey have in common?… They know what it’s like to be jammed into a small place and stuffed! (Thanksgiving Day Jokes)
- Which November Holiday is Dracula’s favorite?… Fangs-giving! (Halloween Jokes & November Jokes)
- Election Day Jokes: What is the most popular college during election season?… The Electoral College. (College Jokes)
- My wife and I just had a daughter and named her SeptemberOctoberNovember… We call her Autumn for short. (Top 10 Jokes for Each Month & Baby Jokes)
- Cyber Monday Jokes: Last year I bought an instructional boxing DVD on Cyber Monday… This year I’m going Black Friday shopping. (Boxing Jokes)
- Giving Tuesday Jokes: Why did Duracell donate batteries for their matching gift program?… They were free of charge.
- I’m like a November afternoon … Short and not very bright. (Fall Jokes)
- What month should you never ask to borrow money from?… “NO” vember
- A man walks up to the counter. “Two pairs of underwear please.” The man behind the counter looks at him in disbelief. “Only two pairs of underwear?” “Yup. I wear one while the other is in the wash.” The man behind the counter looks at him in disgust, then rings out his order. A second man walks in. “5 pairs of underwear please.” “Only 5 eh?” “Yeah, I wear one for every weekday, then go commando all the weekend.” The man behind the counter shakes his head. “Well, you’re better then the last guy!” A third man walks in. “7 pairs of underwear please.” “Finally, a man who knows hygiene!” “Yes, I do try. One for every day, and I do my laundry on Sunday.” At the end of the day, a fourth man walks into the underwear store. “12 pairs of underwear please.” “Wow! You must be really clean!” The man smiles. “Yup, that’s me! Err, hang on, let me see if I counted right. January, February, March, April…” (Top 10 Jokes for Each Month)
