101 Book Jokes

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  1. Knock knock?…Who is there?…Boo… Boo Who?… Don’t cry! We have the best book jokes.
  2. I just wrote a book on reverse psychology… Do not read it. (Psychology Jokes)
  3. What’s black and white and read all over?… The Cat in the Hat. (Dr. Seuss Jokes)
  4. I found the first four Harry Potter books to be quite light-hearted… The fifth one was dead Sirius. (Harry Potter Jokes & Cemetery Jokes)
  5. What do musicians read?… Band books. (365 Music Jokes)
  6. I got a new thesaurus recently… It’s nothing to write house about.
  7. What did the librarian say to the person who checked out over 10 books?… Don’t overdue it. (Library Jokes)
  8. What medieval king wrote books?… King Author. (Knight Jokes & Book Jokes)
  9. “Luke… I’m reading a great book about Force levitation… I can’t put it down.” (Star Wars Jokes)
  10. My teacher told us that books are man’s best friend… so my dog bit him. (Dog Jokes)
  11. I just got a new cooking book… It is about thyme. (Daylight Savings Jokes)
  12. What was the shark’s favorite James Joyce novel?… FINnegan’s wake! (Shark Jokes & Book Jokes)
  13. Witches make the best editors because they always run spell check. (Witch Jokes)
  14. Great American Political Book Never Written: “How to Become President” by Paul O’Ticks. (Election Jokes for Kids)
  15. I’m trying to write a book about Platform 9 and 3/4… But I keep hitting a wall. (Harry Potter Jokes)
  16. Did you read the Manute Bol biography?… It is a TALL tale. (365 Basketball Jokes)
  17. I’m writing a book on how tornadoes and hurricanes develop…. At the moment it’s just a draft. (Tornado Jokes & Hurricane Jokes)
  18. A book never written: “To Make a Sandwich” by Phil E. Cheese. (Sandwich Jokes & Pennsylvania Jokes)
  19. I’ve decided to retire as a librarian… to start a new chapter in my life. (Retirement Jokes & Library Jokes)
  20. Why do librarians breakup?… Because they are not on the same page. (Library Jokes)
  21. I went to the library and asked where the self help section was. The librarian told me that if she told me where it was, that would defeat the purpose. (Library Jokes)
  22. Librarian: Sorry I can’t hang out. My weekend is fully booked. (Library Jokes)
  23. It was a big deal when the music teacher asked the students to read band books. (365 Music Jokes)
  24. What is a groundhog’s favorite book?… Holes. (Ground Hog Day Jokes)
  25. I’m feeling forever Jung. (Psychology Jokes)
  26. Why did the detective go to the library?… He wanted to check out a mystery. (Police Jokes & Library Jokes)
  27. What is a car’s favorite genre?… Auto-biography. (Car Jokes)
  28. Why was the library so tall?… Because it had a lot of stories! (Library Jokes)
  29. A book never written: “Winter Olympic Sports” by Bob Sled. (Winter Olympics Jokes)
  30. I’m looking for a book about turtles… I think it is a hard back. (Turtle Jokes)
  31. A book never written: An Eclipse book never written: “The Dark” by Ima Fraid. (Solar Eclipse Jokes)
  32. There was a third off all book titles at the local book store, so I bought a copy of The Lion, The Witch. (Lion Jokes & Witch Jokes)
  33. Today I stopped at this roadside stand that said “Lobster Tails: $2”.So I paid my $2 and the guy said, “Once upon a time there was this lobster… (Maine Jokes & Lobster Jokes)
  34. An Immigration Book Never Written: “Coming to America” by Anita Greencard. (World Geography Jokes & Book Jokes)
  35. Any book with George Washington’s writing in it is worth thousands of dollars… Any book with my writing in it is worth two weeks of detention. (Principal Jokes)
  36. Have you read the JK Rowling book about Mardi Gras?…  It’s called “Fantastic Beads and Where To Find Them.” (Harry Potter Jokes & Mardi Gras Jokes)
  37. What’s a bees favorite novel?… The Great Gats-bee! (Bee Jokes)
  38. What has a spine but no bones?… A book. (Skeleton Jokes)
  39. Have you heard the one about a chemist who was reading a book about helium?… He couldn’t put it down. (Chemistry Jokes)
  40. You think Harry Potter is better than Lord of Rings… Tolkien must be Rowling in his grave… (Book Jokes & Harry Potter Jokes)
  41. Libraries are good for circulation. (Doctor Jokes)
  42. Dewey go together?… I think so! (Library Jokes)
  43. What’s a flea’s favorite book?… The Itch Hiker’s Guide to the Galaxy. (Car Jokes)
  44. I went to see my doctor today about a problem. I keep reading Lord of the Rings over and over again… She told me not to worry. It is just force of hobbit! (Doctor Jokes & Book Jokes)
  45. Knock knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe who?… Canoe name the Harry Potter books in order? (Canoe Jokes & Harry Potter Jokes)
  46. Librarians know everything—they’re so resourceful. (Library Jokes)
  47. I haven’t been to the library in a while—how Dewey find the books? (Library Jokes)
  48. Why does a ghost need so many books?… Because it goes through them so quickly! (Ghost Jokes)
  49. You’ve never read Fitzgerald?… You Gatsby kidding me!
  50. I wanted to visit the local library… but it was overbooked. (Library Jokes)
  51. I just finished writing my book on penguins… My publisher said it would’ve been better if I’d written it on paper. (Penguin Jokes)
  52. I have absolutely no shelf control when it comes to books!
  53. A Great American Book Never Written: “The Parts of the National Anthem” by Homer D. Brave. (Book Jokes)
  54. What kind of notebook does a dendrochronologist use?… A tree-ring binder. (Tree Jokes)
  55. “The optimist sees the donut, the pessimist sees the hole.” Oscar Wilde (Donut Jokes)
  56. Did you hear about the self-help book written by a turtle?… It was a New York Times’ Best Sheller! (Turtle Jokes)
  57. What do librarians hang over their babies’ cribs?… Bookmobiles. (Library Jokes & Baby Jokes)
  58. What’s a comedian’s favorite book?… The Pun Also Rises. (Sun Jokes)
  59. I wrote a book about wind systems of the world… It’s saved in my drafts.
  60. A Summer book never written: “Camping is So Inexpensive” by Seymour Foreles. (Camping Jokes)
  61. Our school library is so quiet you can hear a pin drop and if it does… the pin will be sent to the principal’s office. (Library Jokes & Principal Jokes)
  62. I went into the local library and asked if they had any books on floor panels. “No” the librarian replied, “We keep them on shelves here.” (Library Jokes)
  63. What book is about a rodent pioneer?… “Little Mouse on the Prairie.” (Geography Jokes)
  64. Knock, knock… Who’s there?… Noah… Noah, who?… Noah good joke about books?
  65. How did the author of Tom Sawyer learn to ride a bicycle?… With Twain ing wheels. (Mark Twain Quotes & Bike Jokes)
  66. A book never written: “When Does School Start?” by Wendy Belrings. (Back to School Jokes)
  67. A book never written: “The Best Subject in School” by Jim Class. (Back to School Jokes)
  68. What reads and lives in an apple?… A bookworm! (Worm Jokes)
  69. A book never written: “How to Decorate a Tree” by Orna Ment. (Christmas Tree Jokes)
  70. A book never written: “Middle School Math” by Cal Q. Luss. (Math Jokes & Book Jokes)
  71. What is the title of the unauthorized autobiography of the Cat in the Hat … Hiss and Tell. (Cat Jokes & Dr. Seuss Jokes)
  72. Best War of 1812 Book Never Written:… “The Star- Spangled Banner” by Jose Kanusee. (Flag Day Jokes & Memorial Day Jokes)
  73. You only have enough time to say one word to Edgar Allan Poe who is about to walk into a tree. What do you say?… Poetry. (Tree Jokes)
  74. Have you heard about the new book about bamboo?… It’s a great reed.
  75. A book never written: “Doughnuts, Doughnuts, Doughnuts!” by Chris P. Cream. (Donut Jokes)
  76. A BOOK NEVER WRITTEN: “A Marine Biologist’s Office” by D.O. Shun. (Ocean Jokes)
  77. “Reading while sunbathing makes you well red.” (Ocean Jokes)
  78. What type of books do owls like to read?… Hooo-dunnits.
  79. A friend had his thesaurus stolen… He’s lost for words.
  80. A BOOK NEVER WRITTEN: “Different Types of Lockers” by Dave E. Jones. (Ocean Jokes)
  81. A BOOK NEVER WRITTEN: “A Perfect Day for Sailing” by Wynn Dee. (Ocean Jokes)
  82. Knock Knock… Who’s there?… June… June who?… June know how to tell a good book knock-knock joke?
  83. Who writes books for little bees?… Bee-trix Potter.
  84. Did you hear about the notebook who married the pencil?… She finally found Mr. Write.
  85. Did you hear about the notebook who married the pen?… He finally found Ms. Write.
  86. Why do librarians get divorced?… Because they are not on the same page. (Divorce Jokes)
  87. Why do librarians get married?… Because they are on the same page. (Marriage Jokes)
  88. What does Buzz Lightyear like to read?… Comet books.
  89. What does one library book say to the other?… Can I take you out?
  90. What is a vampire’s favorite book?… Wuthering Bites.
  91. What does a librarian take fishing?… Bookworms.
  92. Knock Knock… Who’s there?… June… June who?… June know any good book knock knock jokes? (June Jokes & Spring Knock Knock Jokes)
  93. What’s the best thing to read in the woods?… Poe-tree.
  94. How do you track a book?… You follow their footnotes.
  95. Why did the librarian take Labor Day off?… She needed to book some fun into her schedule. (Labor Day Jokes)
  96. How long did the baseball player spend in the library?… Five minutes. It was a short stop. (Baseball Jokes)
  97. What do librarians take with them when they go fishing?… Bookworms. (Fishing Jokes & Library Jokes)
  98. What reads and lives in an apple?… A bookworm. (Fall Jokes)
  99. Why did the volleyball players go to the library for practice?… The coach told them they’ll be doing some reading today. (Volleyball Jokes)
  100. What vegetables to librarians like?… Quiet peas. (Back to School Jokes)
  101. How are you supposed to talk in the apple library?… With your incider voice. (Apple Jokes)