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- Knock knockout?…Who is there?…Boo… Boo Who?… Don’t cry! There are many more middle school jokes. (Knock Knock Jokes for Kids)
- What’s the difference between a middle teacher and a train?… A teacher says, “Spit out that gum!” and a train says, “Chew! Chew!” (Train Jokes)
- Knock Knock!… Who’s there!… B-2!… B-2 who?… B-2 middle school on time! (Knock Knock Jokes for Kids & Jokes for the 1st Day of School)
- Why did the M&M go to middle school?… Because he really wanted to be a Smartie! (Candy Jokes for Kids)
- How are coffee beans like middle school kids?… They’re always getting grounded. (Coffee Jokes)
- Why did the nose not want to go to middle school?… He was tired of getting picked on! (October: Bullying Prevention Month)
- What object is king of the classroom?… The ruler!
- Teacher: Where did your mom go to middle school? Student: Alaska. Teacher: Never mind, I’ll ask her myself.(Mother’s Day Jokes & Alaska Jokes)
- What do get when you cross one middle school principal with another principal?…I wouldn’t do it, principals don’t like to be crossed! (Principal Jokes)
- What do librarians take with them when they go fishing?… Bookworms. (Fishing Jokes & Library Jokes)
- Knock, knock…Who’s there?… Gladys… Gladys, who?… Gladys the weekend—no homework! (180 School Jokes)
- Teacher: I’ve had to send you to the principal every day this week. What do you have to say for yourself? Student: I’m glad it’s Friday!
- Knock Knock!… Who’s there?… Dewey…. Dewey who?… Dewey have to go to school today? (Knock Knock Jokes for Kids & Jokes for the 1st Day of School)
- What makes a Cyclops such an effective middle school teacher?… He has only one pupil.
- How do bees get to middle school?… By school buzz. (Bee Jokes)
- If the #2 pencil is the most popular, why isn’t it #1? (Pencil Jokes)
- A book never written: “The Best Subject in School” by Jim Class.
- Why is a middle school band like a fish?…. They both have scales! (Music Jokes)
- How do you get straight A’s?… By using a ruler. (180 School Jokes)
- Middle School Student: Teacher, would you punish me for something I didn’t do? Teacher: Of course not. Middle School Student: Good, because I didn’t do my homework.
- What flies around the kindergarten room at night?…The alpha-BAT. (Kindergarten Jokes & 26 Lessons for the Letter of the Week A- Z)
- What does a gorilla learn in school… His Ape B C’s. (Ape Jokes)
- Why did the middle school music teacher need a ladder?… To reach the high notes. (Music Jokes)
- Why shouldn’t you write with a broken pencil?… Because it has no point! (Pencil Jokes)
- Teacher: Can anyone tell me how many seconds there are in a year?… Student: 12! January 2nd, February 2nd, March 2nd… (Top 10 Jokes for Each Month)
- Teacher: Which month has 28 days? Student: Every month! (Top 10 Jokes for Each Month)
- Why are middle school cheerleaders on the bottom of the pyramid smarter than the ones at the top?… Because they understand. (Top 10 Sports Jokes & Cheerleading Jokes)
- What did the ground say to the earthquake?… You crack me up!(Geography Jokes & Earthquake Jokes)
- Why was school easier for cave people?… Because there was no history to study! (Caveman Jokes)
- Which are the stronger days of the week?… Saturday and Sunday. The rest are weekdays. (180 School Jokes)
- How does a middle school student make a tissue dance?… Put a little boogey in it! (Music Jokes)
- Did you hear about the kidnapping at the local middle school?… Probably not, he is still sleeping. (Napping Jokes)
- What did the middle school math book tell the #2 pencil?….I have a lot of problems. (Pencil Jokes / Math Jokes / Pi Day Jokes)
- What is a pencil’s favorite sport?… Diving (the pencil dive)! (Swimming Jokes& Pencil Jokes)
- Why did the broom get a poor grade in middle school?… I don’t know. Because it was always sweeping during class! (Napping Jokes)
- What do a chicken and a middle school band have in common?…. They both have drum sticks! (Music Jokes & Chicken Jokes)
- What’s a middle school teacher’s favorite nation?… Expla-nation. (World Geography)
- Where do [state] middle school sports teams buy their uniforms?… New Jersey? (Top 10 Sports Jokes)
- Chemistry Teacher: 1hat is the chemical formula for water? Student: H-I-J-K-L-M-N-O. Teacher: What are you talking about? Student: Yesterday you said it was H to O. (Chemistry Jokes)
- Why did the middle school students study in the airplane?… Because they wanted higher grades. (Plane Jokes)
- Why is it dangerous to do math in the jungle?… Because when you add four and four you get ate (eight). (Math Jokes for Kids)
- Why did the jellybean go to school?… To become a smartie! (Candy Jokes)
- What is a math teacher’s favorite dessert?… Pi! (Pi Day Jokes & Pie Jokes)
- What do you call a boy with a dictionary in his pocket?… Smartie Pants! (Grammar Jokes)
- Why did the middle school teacher draw on the window?… Because he wanted his lesson to be very clear! (Top 10 Teacher Jokes)
- Why did 6 hate 7?… Because 7 8 9. (Math Jokes for Kids)
- What did the ghost teacher say to his class?… “Look at the board and I’ll go through it again!” (Ghost Jokes & Top 10 Teacher Jokes)
- Why do magicians do so well in school?… They’re good at trick questions.(Magic Jokes)
- Why is 2+2=5 like your left foot?… It’s not right. (Biology Jokes & Math Jokes for Kids)
- What do call a middle school student afraid of Santa Claus?….Claustrophobic. (Christmas Jokes)
- What did the pen say to the pencil?… So, what’s your point! (Pencil Jokes)
- “We have too many quizzes in school!” the middle student said testily.
- Why did the middle school student study in the airplane?… Because he wanted a higher education! (Pilot Jokes)
- What’s the worst thing you’re likely to find in the middle school cafeteria?… The Food!
- How did the middle school music teacher get locked in the classroom?… His keys were inside the piano! (Music Jokes)
- What do elves learn in school?… The elf-abet! (Elf Jokes)
- What holds the sun up in the sky?… Sunbeams! (Sun Jokes)
- When do astronauts eat?… At launch time! (Astronomy Jokes)
- What did the pencil sharpener say to the pencil?… Stop going in circles and get to the point! (Pencil Jokes)
- How does the barber cut the moon’s hair?… E-clipse it! (Full Moon Jokes)
- Teacher: Can you tell us where the Declaration of Independence was signed? Student: Yes, ma’am. At the bottom. (American Revolution Jokes)
- What happened when the wheel was invented?… It caused a revolution! (Bike Jokes)
- What is the world’s tallest building?… The library because it has the most stories. (Library Jokes)
- What vegetables do middle school librarians like?… Quiet peas. (Library Jokes & Farming Jokes)
- Why did the clock in the middle school cafeteria run slow?… It always went back four seconds. (Daylight Saving Time Jokes)
- Why didn’t the sun go to college?… Because it already had a million degrees! (College Jokes & Sun Jokes)
- A middle school book never written: “When Does School Start?” by Wendy Belrings. (Book Jokes)
- Why is it so hot in a middle school football stadium after a game?…. All the fans have left! (Football Jokes)
- Did you hear the joke about the middle school construction project?…. I’m still working on it!
- I heard they put a new wing on the middle school… That is true, but it still won’t fly. (Pilot Jokes)
- Son: My teacher says I have to write more clearly. Mom: That’s a good idea. Son: No, it’s not. Then she’ll know I can’t spell. (Teacher Jokes)
- Where do you put smart hot dogs?…. On honor rolls! (Hot Dog Jokes & 180 School jokes)
- How do middle school athletes stay cool during a game?…They sit near the fans! (Top 10 Sports Jokes)
- Why did the middle school student bury all his money?…. to make his soil rich! (Farming Jokes)
- Where can you find an ocean without water?….on a map! (Geography Jokes & Ocean Jokes)
- What did you learn in school today?… Not enough, I have to go back tomorrow! (Back to School Jokes)
- Why did the middle school student stare at the automobile’s radio?…. He wanted to watch a car-tune. (Car Jokes & Music Jokes)
- When is a middle school theater clumsy?….When the curtain falls.
- Why was the middle school textbook in the hospital?… Because it hurt his spine. (Doctor Jokes)
- Why did the middle school student throw a clock out the window?…He wanted time to fly. (Daylight Savings Jokes)
- What did the dentist give to the middle school marching band?…A TUBA toothpaste. (Music Jokes & Dentist Jokes)
- Why shouldn’t you tell the joke about the ceiling to a middle school student?… It’s way over his / her head. (Biology Jokes)
- What did one middle school math book say to the other?…You think you’ve got problems. (Math Jokes)
- Why are fish so smart?… They travel in schools! (Teacher Jokes & Travel Guest Blogs)
- Why did the middle school put his money in the freezer? … He wanted cold hard cash!
- What state has the the loudest middle school students?… ILL-I-NOISE! (Top U.S. State Jokes & Illinois Jokes)
- Why did the home economics student throw the butter out the window?… to see a butterfly! (Butterfly Jokes)
- How was the middle school band Camping Trip?…Intense (in-tents)! (Camping Jokes)
- Why are middle school mascots never hungry?…Because they are always stuffed!
- What is the only bow that a middle school student can’t tie?…Rainbow!
- What do you call a middle school student with carrots in its ears?… Anything you want, he can’t hear you! (Farming Jokes)
- Why did the middle school baseball player get arrested? … Because he stole second base! (Baseball Jokes)
- Why did middle school nurse tip toe past the medicine cabinet? … She didn’t want to wake the sleeping pills. (Doctor Jokes / Nurse Jokes / Napping Jokes)
- Have you heard the joke about the middle school baseball? … It’ll leave you in stitches. (Baseball Jokes)
- Why was the teacher wearing sunglasses to school?… She had bright students!
- What did the glue say to the teacher?… “I’m stuck on you.”
- A book never written: “High School Math” by Cal Q. Luss. (Book Jokes)
- If two is a pair and three is a crowd, what are four and five? … Nine! (Math Jokes)
- What did the framed student artwork say to the wall?… I was framed!
- What did one middle school cafeteria plate say to the other plate?…Lunch (dinner, or breakfast) is on me! (Breakfast Jokes)
- What did zero (0) say to eight (8)?…Nice belt! (Math Jokes)