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More Swimming Jokes…

  1. What was the weather like when the right angle went swimming?… It was 90 degrees. (Math Jokes for Kids)
  2. Funny Swimming Pool Signs: “Welcome to our _OOL, Notice there is no “P” in it. We’d like you to keep it that way.”
  3. WARNING: A message to any weak/beginning swimmers thinking about swimming in the deep end of the pool today: I’d advise you not to… you’ll be in over your head.
  4. A lifeguard reprimanded a kid: Lifeguard: Boy! Stop peeing in the pool! Boy: But everyone does! Lifeguard: I know, but not from the diving board!
  5. What kind of stroke can you use on toast?… BUTTER-fly! (Butter Jokes)
  6. I don’t understand why people are afraid to swim when there is lightning nearby… If lightning actually hit my pool I’d be totally shocked! (Rain Jokes)
  7. I went swimming with dolphins yesterday but there was one problem… They were too clicky! (Dolphin Jokes)
  8. What race is never run?… A swimming race. (Summer Jokes for Kids)
  9. What do you call a fish who raps?… Swim Shady. (Music Jokes)
  10. What kind of candy would a drowning person like to have?… A life saver! (Oceans Jokes & Candy Jokes)