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  1. Knock knock?… Who is there?… Boo… Boo Who?… Don’t cry! We promise to find the best pirate jokes!
  2. How do you make a SeaFair pirate angry?… Take away the “p.”
  3. Why did the pirate captain always fly his flag upside down?… Because he wanted to flag down passing ships. (Flag Jokes)
  4. A lot of people assume pirates prefer to be in the navy…. But actually they prefer the arrrrrrrrmy. (Army Jokes & (Navy Jokes) 
  5. Knock, knock… Who’s there?… Pi… Pi who?… Pi-rate mathematicians never die, they just go off on a tangent. (Pirate Jokes for Kids & Cemetery Jokes)
  6. Pie Puns: Pie-rat – A scurvy little rodent with an eye-patch and a hook.
  7. What have I named the pie section of my bakery menu?… Treasure Hunter cus its full of Pie-Rates.
  8. Pie Puns: Arrgh, it a swashbuckling pie-rate.
  9. Why does pirate likes to eat pie?… Because PIE RATING is in their job description.
  10. Did you hear about the sailor who turned into a pumpkin pie?… He’s a squashbuckling pirate! (Farming Jokes / Pirate Jokes / Pumpkin Jokes)
  11. Have you heard any good pirate jokes?… Well, neither have ayyyye.
  12. What do you call a sailor who loots desserts?… A pie-rate.
  13. What are the only notes a pirate can sing?… High C’s [seas] (Music Jokes)
  14. Why does it take pirates so long to learn the alphabet?… Because they can spend years at C. (26 lessons for the Letter of the Week & Ocean Jokes)
  15. 3.14% of Sailors are PI rates! (Pi Day Jokes)
  16. Why were the pirates happy when they washed up on shore and saw cakes, pies, and ice cream?… It was a desserted island. (Dessert Jokes& Pirate Jokes)
  17. What do you call a pirate with both eyes and all his limbs?… A rookie.
  18. What does a Dyslexic Pirate Say?… RRAAAAAAAAAAA! (Cheerleading Jokes)
  19. What did the pirate say when his wooden leg got stuck in the freezer?… Shiver me timbers! (Tree Jokes)
  20. What did the pirate get for grades in middle school?… High Cs.
  21. Where did the one legged pirate go for breakfast?… IHOP. (Bacon Jokes & Egg Jokes)
  22. What is a pirate’s favorite letter?…. Most people think it’s the ‘R’rrrr, but really it’s the ‘C’ they love. (26 lessons for the Letter of the Week Ocean Jokes)
  23. Why don’t you ever see a pirate cry?… When they do, it’s a private tear!
  24. What are the 10 letters of the pirate alphabet?… I, I, R, and the seven C’s! (Grammar Jokes)
  25. A pirate and a sailor were exchanging stories. The sailor pointed to the pirate’s peg leg and asked, “How did you get that?” The pirate said, “Aye, I wrestled a shark and lost me leg.” The sailor pointed to the pirate’s hook and asked, “How did you get that?” The pirate said: “Aye, I fought Red Beard’s crew and lost me hand.” The sailor pointed to the pirate’s eye patch and asked, “How did you get that?” The pirate said, “Aye, a bird came by and left droppings in me eye.” The sailor said, “That’s not as impressive as the other two. …” “Aye,” the pirate answered. “It was me first day with the hook.” (Shark Jokes)
  26. I saw a pirate selling corn… Buccaneer. (Corn Jokes)
  27. What do you call a pirate droid?… Argh2-D2.
  28. Why did the pirate join Planet Fitness?… To improve his booty!
  29. Have you heard about the new pirate movie?… It’s rated AARRRRGGH! (Movies Jokes)
  30. What do you call a pirate that skips class?… Captain Hooky! (180 School Jokes)
  31. What’s a pirate’s second favorite job?… an arrrrrrchitect! (Labor Day Jokes)
  32. What is a pirate’s favorite holiday?… AHRRRRR-bor Day! (Arbor Day Jokes)
  33. What’s a pirate’s favorite country?… AARRRRGGHentina! (Geography Jokes)
  34. How do you save a dying pirate?… CPARRRRR
  35. If Blackbeard played in the NFL who would he play for?… The Tampa Bay Buccaneers. (NFL Jokes)
  36. What did the pirate shark sing with his crew?… “Yo ho ho and a bottle of chum!” (Shark Jokes)
  37. Why did the pirate move to Manitoba?… He heard he could Winnipeg! (Canada Jokes)
  38. Where do pirates get their haircut?… At the barrrrrber shop! (Barber Jokes)
  39. What’s a pirate’s favorite type of exercise?… The plank!
  40. What is the official mascot of of Pi Day?… the PI – rate! (Pi Day Jokes)
  41. What kind of ships do pirates have trouble with?… Relationships! (Valentine’s Day Jokes)
  42. What’s a pirate’s favorite state?… Arrrrkansas (Top 50 State Jokes & Pirate Jokes)
  43. What’s a pirate’s favorite college basketball team?… Seton Hall Pirates. (College Basketball Jokes)
  44. What is a buccaneer?… Pretty high price to pay for corn. (Corn Jokes)
  45. How do you turn a pirate furious?… Take away the “p.” (Grammar Jokes)
  46. If Blackbeard played sports who would he play for?… Either the Tampa Bay Buccaneers or the Pittsburgh Pirates. (Top 10 Sports Jokes / Baseball Jokes / Football Jokes)
  47. What was pirate’s wife’s name?… Peg.
  48. What’s a pirate’s favorite kind of food?… BARRRR-B-Q!
  49. How do pirates measure the distance they swim?… In YARRRRRds. (Swimming Jokes)
  50. What’s the pirate’s favorite movie?… Booty and the Beast. (Disney Jokes for Kids)
  51. Why can’t pirates play golf well?… They always hook the ball. (Pirate Jokes & Golf Jokes)
  52. Did you hear about the sailor who turned into a pumpkin pie?… He’s a squashbuckling pirate. (Pumpkin Jokes)
  53. What does a pirate jack o’ lantern wear?… A pumpkin patch! (Pumpkin Jokes)
  54. Why can’t pirates wear sunglasses?… Because they have no buccaneers!
  55. Why did the pirate fail his spelling class?…. Because he insisted there were seven ‘C’s. (Deos Selplnig Ralely Mtetar? / Spelling Lists / Ocean Jokes / Grammar Jokes)
  56. What do nice pirates do on Father’s Day?… Take out the garrrrrrrrrrrbage without being asked. (Father’s Day Jokes)
  57. What’s the difference between a soldier and a pirate?… One says “aye” and the other says “aye aye!” (Memorial Day Jokes)
  58. What is a pirate’s favorite firework?… M-80. (Fireworks Jokes)
  59. What is a popular favorite fast food restaurant with pirates?… Arrrrrr-by’s. (Fast Food Jokes)
  60. What was the pirate’s golf score?… paaaarrrrrrrr. (Golf Jokes)
  61. What’s a pirates favorite part of a song?… The hook! (Music Jokes)
  62. What kind of grades did the pirate get in school?… HIGH SEAS! (180 School Jokes)
  63. Why didn’t the pirate make it to the honor roll when he graduated?… All of his scores were in the C’s. (Graduation Jokes / Jokes for Teachers / Pirate Jokes)
  64. How much did the pirate pay for his peg leg and hook?… An arm and a leg. (Biology Jokes)
  65. What’s a pirate’s favorite kind of cookie?… Ships ahoy! (Cookie Jokes for Kids)
  66. Why did the pirate so bad at bowling?… He had a severe hook. (Top 10 Sports Jokes & Bowling Jokes)
  67. What’s a pirate’s second favorite mode of transportation?… A cAARRRRGGH! (Massachusetts Jokes)
  68. What’s a pirate’s favorite basketball move?… Jump hook. (Basketball Jokes for Kids)
  69. Why did the pirate want to see the luge race?… He heard there would be lots of Booties there. (Luge Jokes)
  70. What is a buccaneer?… A fair price for corn. (Corn Jokes)
  71. What’s a pirate’s favorite kind of fish?… Swordfish. (Fish Jokes)
  72. What happened when Red Beard fell in the Deep Blue Sea?… He got marooned. (Ocean Jokes & Crayon Jokes)
  73. Why did the shipwrecked pirates get to eat cakes, oreo cookies and pies when they washed up on shore?… It was a desserted island. (Oreo Cookie Jokes & Dessert Jokes)
  74. What’s the name of the world’s most frugal pirate?… Barry D. Treasure.
  75. How do pirates know they exist?… They think, therefore they arrrr.
  76. When is the best time for a pirate to buy a new ship?… When it’s on sail. (Black Friday Jokes)
  77. What is a pirate’s favorite subject in school?… Arrrrrrt. (Art Jokes)
  78. Where do pirates like to eat?… the HARRRRRRD rock cafe! (Travel Guest Blogs & Music Jokes)
  79. How do pirates talk to each other?… Aye to aye! (Biology Jokes)
  80. How much does a pirate pay to get his ears pierced?… A-buck-an-ear.
  81. What did the sea say to the Pirate Captain?… Nothing, it just waved! (Geography Jokes)
  82. What Star Wars character is really a pirate?… AARRRRGGH-2 D-2! (Star Wars Jokes)
  83. Why is pirating so addictive?…They say once ye lose yer first hand, ye get hooked!
  84. What kind of socks does a pirate wear?… AARRRRGGHyle!
  85. How did the pirate become a lawyer?… He passed the barrrrr!!!!(Cookie Jokes for Kids)
  86. When boxing, what’s a pirate’s favorite punch?… Left hook. (Top 10 Sports Jokes & Top 10 Boxing Jokes)
  87. Who is the do the Tampa Bay Buccaneers change?… Davey Jones’ Locker! (Football Jokes)
  88. Why are pirates called pirates?… They just aRRRRRRRR.
  89. Where can ye find a pirate who has lost his wooden legs?… Right where ye left him.
  90. Which two football teams played in the Pirate Super Bowl?… The Seahawks and the Buccaneers. (Football Jokes)
  91. How do pirates make their money?… By hook or by crook.
  92. Knock, knock… Who’s there?… Noah… Noah, who?… Noah good joke about pirates? (Knock Knock Jokes)
  93. Why did the pirate go on vacation?… He needed some AARRRRGGH and AARRRRGGH! (Travel Guest Blogs)
  94. What has 8 arms and 8 legs?… Eight pirates! (Math Jokes for Kids)
  95. Why can’t pirates play cards?… Because they’re always standing on the deck!
  96. Why do pirates make excellent fishermen?… They know how to hook the big ones. (Fishing Jokes for Kids)
  97. Where do pirates get drunk?… The Sand Bar. (Beer Jokes)
  98. What type of pirate testifies in court?…  An “Aye” “Aye” Witness! (Pirate Jokes)
  99. What’s the difference between a pirate and a cranberry farmer?… A pirate buries his treasure, but a cranberry farmer treasures his berries. (Pirate Jokes / Farming Jokes / Massachusetts Jokes)
  100. Why did the pirate take up boxing?… He had a nasty left hook. (Top 10 Sports Jokes & Boxing Jokes)