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We did our best, but we would not be upset if you feel some jokes should be eliminated, just like 63 teams will be in March Madness! Enjoy!

  1. Knock knock?…Who is there?…Boo… Boo Who?… Don’t cry! We have the best Final Four jokes.
  2. What is the secret to winning a National Basketball Championship? “The secret is to have eight great players, and four others who will cheer like crazy.” Jerry Tarkanian (Final Four Jokes & Nevada Jokes)
  3. Who do skiers cheer for during March Madness?… The UConn Hu skies. (Dog Jokes & March Madness Jokes)
  4. Who did the Alaskan Iditarod team cheer for in the 2023 NCAA Final Four?… The UConn Huskies.
  5. A grandson was visiting his grandfather at the nursing home. When the boy walked into the room, the grandfather smiled. The boy enthusiastically said, “Grandpa you have March Madness teeth! You are down to your Final Four!” (Final Four Jokes / Grandparent Jokes / Dentist Jokes)
  6. March Madness 1979: Knock, knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe, who?… Canoe name the most viewed NCAA Championship game?… Larry Bird, Indiana State vs. Magic Johnson, Michigan State (Canoe Jokes)
  7. March Madness 2023: Did you know the Netherlands set a viewing record for watching the Final Four in 2023… Their favorite team is San Diego State coached by Brian “Dutch” er. (World Geography Jokes & California Jokes)
  8. March Madness 2023: Some people describe the historic 2023 Final Four as wonderful?… I would describe it as “ONE” derless.
  9. Grandfather: Bet I can tell you the score before the game starts! Grandson: No Way! Grandfather: 0-0. (Final Four Jokes & Grandparent Jokes)
  10. What would be a great Final Four warm-up song?… (W)hoo(m)p! (There It Is) by Tag Team.
  11. March Madness 1979: Knock, knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe, who?… Canoe name the NBA Legends who competed against each other for the 1st time in the 1979 NCAA Championship Game?… Larry Bird, Indiana State & Magic Johnson, Michigan State (Canoe Jokes)
  12. March Madness 1979: Knock, knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe, who?… Canoe name the NBA Hall of Famer who went 33 – 1, losing the NCAA Championship Game?… Larry Bird, Indiana State (Canoe Jokes)
  13. March Madness 1979: Who is the Audubon’s Society’s favorite Final Four Player of all-time?… Larry Bird. (Bird Jokes & Indiana Jokes)
  14. Did you know the Netherlands set a record for watching the NCAA Championship game in 2023… Their favorite team was San Diego State coached by Brian “Dutch” er.
  15. Why was the basketball arena hot during the 2021 Final Four tournament?… No fans. (Covid Jokes)
  16. March Madness 2023: Knock, knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe, who?… Canoe name the programs that appeared in their 1st Final Four in 2023? (Canoe Jokes)
  17. March Madness 2023: Knock, knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe, who?… Canoe name the coach who appeared in his 1st Final Four in his first season as a Division I college coach in 2023? (Canoe Jokes)
  18. Who is a florist’s favorite Final Four player of all-time?… Jalen Rose of the Fab 5. (Flower Jokes & Michigan Jokes)
  19. Who is a florist’s favorite Final Four player of all-time?… Jalen Rose of the Fab 5. (Flower Jokes & Michigan Jokes)
  20. March Madness 2023: In the post-game interview, Coach Tobin Anderson was asked, how come you were not able to continue the Cinderella story and knock off FAU?… Not really sure. We worked our tails off. I guess it just wasn’t our knight. (Knight Jokes & New Jersey Jokes)
  21. What do you call it when the Cinderella team busts your bracket and goes to the Final Four?… March Sadness! (Cinderella Jokes)
  22. Why did the Final Four basketball player go to jail?…  Because he shot the ball! (Police Jokes)
  23. What did the March say to all the madness?… What’s all that bracket. (March Jokes)
  24. March Madness 2022: An Angel Came to Coach Calipari: Coach I have some good news and some bad news. The good news is when it is all said and done, despite a few NCAA violations, you are going to heaven. The bad news is you will have to face St. Peter again. (Cemetery Jokes & Kentucky Jokes)
  25. The psychology instructor had just finished a lecture on mental health and had proceeded to give an oral quiz to the freshman class.  Speaking specifically about manic depression, the instructor asked, “How would you diagnose a patient who walks back and forth screaming at the top of his lungs one minute, then sits in a chair weeping uncontrollably the next?”  A young man in the rear of the room raised his hand and answered, “A Final Four basketball coach?” (Final Four Jokes & Grandparent Jokes)
  26. 2021 March Madness Jokes: Who had Oral Roberts advancing in the Final four bracket?… The American Dental Association! (Dentist Jokes & Oklahoma Jokes)
  27. Why do Elite Eight fans only play 14 holes of golf?… Because they can’t make it to the Final Four. (Golf Jokes & Final Four Jokes)
  28. Why did the Final Four basketball player go to jail?… Because he was bouncing checks!
  29. “We have a great bunch of outside shooters; unfortunately, all our games are played indoors.” Weldon Drew (New Mexico Jokes)
  30. Duke fans have trouble spelling “Krzyzewski.” UNC fans have trouble spelling “Williams.” (Grammar Jokes & North Carolina Jokes)
  31. What is the unofficial candy bar of the Final Four?… Fast break. (Final Four Jokes & Candy Jokes)
  32. Why do Final Four ball boys carry mops during March Madness tournament basketball games?… So much dribbling on the court.
  33. Why couldn’t the Final Four The Outstanding basketball player listen to his music?… Because he broke a record! (Music Jokes)
  34. What do Final Four basketball cheerleaders drink before they go to a basketball game?… Root beer! (Cheerleading Jokes)
  35. Two basketball teams play a Final Four game. The underdog team ends up winning, but not a single man from either team scored a basket. How can this be?… They were women’s basketball teams! (Final Four Jokes)
  36. Why did the Final Four team have a frog in the starting lineup?… Because he could make jump shots. (Frog Jokes)
  37. Why are college coaches & players so excited to make it to the 15th hole in golf?… They love the final four. (Final Four Jokes & Golf Jokes)
  38. What’s the difference between a Final Four basketball player and a dog?… One dribbles, the other drools. (New York Jokes)
  39. Why did the Final Four basketball player sit on the sideline and sketch pictures of chickens?… He was trying to draw fowls / fouls. (Chicken Jokes & Art Jokes)
  40. What do you call a piece of cheese that likes to shoot hoops?… Swiss!!! (Cheese Jokes)
  41. Why did the Final Four basketball player visit the bank?… His checks were all bouncing.
  42. I saw a woman in Walmart who had March Madness teeth… She was down to her final 4!!! (Dentist Jokes)
  43. Where does the NCAA Final Four team buy March Madness basketball uniforms?… New Jersey. (New Jersey Jokes)
  44. What does a Final Four basketball player say when he misses?… Shoot.
  45. Why was Cinderella thrown off the Final Four basketball team?… She ran away from the ball. (Cinderella Jokes)
  46. What do you call a Georgetown player with a Final Four championship ring?… a senior citizen. (Grandparent Jokes & Final Four Jokes)
  47. What do they serve Final Four NCAA tournament basketball players to start their day?… Fast breaks.
  48. Why was the Final Four fan acting so crazy?… He had March Madness! (March Madness Jokes & Psychology Jokes)t!
  49. What do you call an unbelievable story about a basketball team’s underdog win in the Final Four?… A tall tale.
  50. Why are college coaches & players so excited to make it to the last hole in golf?… They love the final fore. (Final Four Jokes & Golf Jokes)
  51. Where do Final Four college basketball players always get their coffee?… Dunkin’ Donuts! (Donut Jokes & Coffee Jokes)
  52. Why do people buy so many trampoline’s during Final Four sales?… It’s spring-time.(Spring Jokes)
  53. What’s a Final Four cheerleader’s favorite color?… Yeller! (Cheerleading Jokes & Crayon Jokes)
  54. Why do Final Four basketball players eat donuts for a pre-game meal?… They love to dunk them. (Donut Jokes)
  55. What do you call the basketball team that loses in the Final Four?… A bawl club.
  56. Why is the basketball arena hot after the Final Four game?… Because all the fans have left.
  57. What do you call the best Final Four college basketball team in the Universe?… A SuperNova. (Astronomy Jokes)
  58. What drops during the Final Four but never gets hurt?… Rain. (Rain Jokes)
  59. What drops during the Final Four but never gets hurt?… Snow. (Snow Jokes)
  60. Why do Final Four NCAA basketball players love Oreo cookies?… Because they can dunk them! (Oreo Cookie Jokes)
  61. Knock, knock… Who’s there?… Noah… Noah, who?… Noah good joke about the Final Four?
  62. Why are frogs so good in Final Four basketball?… Because they always make jump shots. (Frog Jokes)
  63. Knock Knock… Who’s there?… June… June who?… June know how to tell a good Final Four basketball the knock-knock joke?
  64. Knock Knock… Who’s there?… June… June who?… June know any good Final Four knock knock jokes? (June Jokes Spring Knock Knock Jokes)
  65. Why did the Final Four college basketball player sign up for the arts & crafts class?… He wanted to learn how to make baskets! (Art Jokes)
  66. Why couldn’t the Final Four basketball player listen to his music?… Because he broke a record! (Music Jokes)
  67. Why do most college basketball players only play 14 holes of golf?… Because they can’t make it to the Final Four.
  68. Why do most college basketball coaches only play 14 holes of golf?… Because they can’t make it to the Final Four..
  69. What does a Final Four basketball player say when he misses a free throw?… Shoot.
  70. Why is a Final Four referee like an angry chicken?… They both have foul mouths. (Chicken Jokes)
  71. What does a Final Four basketball player say when he misses an open jumper?… Shoot.
  72. What does a Final Four basketball player say when he misses a three point shot?… Shoot.
  73. Why is the Final Four basketball arena hot after the Sweet Sixteen game?… Because all the fans have left.
  74. referees carry mops during March madness tournament basketball games?… Because there’s so much dribbling.
  75. How many NCAA Final Four basketball players does it take to change a light bulb?… Only one. But he gets money, a car, and three credit hours for it. (Car Jokes)
  76. Why do most college basketball fans only play 14 holes of golf?… Because they can’t make it to the Final Four.
  77. What do you call the basketball team that loses in the Final Four … A bawl club.
  78. What kind of stories are told by Final Four basketball players?…. Tall Tales. (Book Jokes)
  79. What do you call a higher seeded Final Four basketball team that loses to a lower seed?… A bawl club.
  80. Why is a scrambled egg like a losing Final Four basketball team?… Because they both have been beaten. (Egg Jokes)
  81. If a Final Four basketball player gets athlete’s foot, what does an astronaut get?… Missile toe! (Christmas Jokes)
  82. Why do Final Four basketball players love cookies?… Because they can dunk them! (Cookie Jokes)
  83. Why can’t you get a fairly officiated Final Four game in the jungle?… They are all cheetahs.
  84. If a Final Four basketball team were chasing a baseball team, what time would it be?… Five after nine. (9:05) (Daylight Savings Jokes)
  85. What would you get if you crossed Final Four basketball with a newborn snake?… a bouncing baby boa. (Snake Jokes)
  86. Why are Final Four basketball players messy eaters?… They’re always dribbling.
  87. What do you call a pig with playing basketball in the Final Four?… A ball hog. (Pig Jokes)
  88. What do you call an unbelievable story about a Final Four basketball player?… A tall tale.
  89. How do basketball players stay cool during a Final Four game?… They stand near the fans.
  90. Why was the Final Four basketball court wet?… Because people were dribbling on it!
  91. Who was the poet of Final Four basketball?… Longfellow. (Book Jokes)
  92. What did the Butler fan do after his team won the NCAA Championship?… Shut off his Xbox.
  93. What schools are part of the Crayola March Madness?… Brown University, Creighton Bluejays Butler Blue mascot, Duke Blue Devils, Harvard Crimson, Tulane Green Wave, Middle Tennessee State Blue Raiders Lightning, Minnesota Golden Gophers, St. John’s Redstorm, Syracuse Orange (Crayon Jokes)
  94. Hanging in the hallway at the college are the basketball team pictures from the past 40 years. A player in the center of the front row in each picture holds a basketball identifying the year — “62-63,” “63-64,” “64-65,” etc.  One day I spotted a freshman looking curiously at the photos. Turning to me, he said, “Isn’t it strange how the teams always lost by one point?” (College Jokes)
  95. Where do Notre Dame fans sit to watch games during the Final Four?… Paddy O’Furniture. (St. Patrick’s Day Jokes)
  96. “He’s great on the court,” a sportswriter said of a Final Four college basketball player in an interview with his coach. “But’s how’s his scholastic work?” “Why, he makes straight A’s,” replied the coach. “Wonderful!” said the sportswriter. “Yes,” agreed the coach, “but his B’s are a little crooked.” (Grammar Jokes)
  97. “The best thing about freshmen is they become sophomores.” (Not always true anymore!) Al McGuire Marquette Basketball Coach (Michigan Jokes)
  98. “All I know is, as long as I led the Southeastern Conference in scoring, my grades would be fine.” Charles Barkley (Alabama Jokes)
  99. Sports Reporter: What do you think about the execution of your team? Frustrated losing Final Four coach: I support that 100%! (Hunting Jokes)
  100. Why is Final Four basketball the grossest sport there is?… Because they dribble all over the court.
  101. Losing Final Four Team: They’re a team in transition… They’re going from bad to worse.
  102. Did you hear one Final Four team is dressing only 7 players?… The rest dress themselves.