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- Knock knockout?…Who is there?…Boo… Boo Who?… Don’t cry! There are many more high school jokes.
- What month should you never ask to the Prom?… “NO” vember! (November Jokes & Prom Jokes)
- What school teaches a student how to greet a date’s parents on prom night?… Hi School. (Prom Jokes)
- Why don’t skeletons play music in the high school band?…They have no organs. (365 Music Jokes & Halloween Jokes for Teachers)
- I can’t believe the girls at school can’t wear tank tops, it totally violates the second amendment… Don’t they have a right to bare arms? (Jokes for Teachers & Constitution Jokes)
- I thought about being a high school history teacher, but I couldn’t see a future in it. (US History Jokes & Labor Day Jokes)
- Why don’t you see giraffes in elementary school?… Because they’re all in High School. (Elementary School Jokes & Giraffe Jokes)
- What do get when you cross one middle school principal with a high school principal?… I wouldn’t do it, principals don’t like to be crossed! (Principal Jokes)
- What kind of school do you graduate from if you’re a giant?… High school. (High School Jokes & High School Graduation Jokes)
- What faculty member was friends with all the seniors?… The princi-pal. (Principal Jokes)
- A high school graduation ceremony is an event where the commencement speaker tells thousands of students dressed in identical caps and gowns that ‘individuality’ is the key to success.
- Where did the ice-cream man graduate high school from?… Sundae school. (Ice Cream Jokes / High School Jokes / High School Graduation Jokes)
- Why did everyone think the valedictorian was so charming?… He was known to be a class act. (High School Jokes & High School Graduation Jokes)
- Why was the teacher suspicious of the Watermelon during the 1st day… She couldn’t really put her finger on it. He just looked a little seedy. (Jokes for Teachers)
- Why was the teacher suspicious of the Watermelon during the exam… She couldn’t really put her finger on it. He just looked a little seedy. (Jokes for Teachers)
- Why did the high school senior chuck his watch out the window?… He wished that time would fly. (High School Jokes & High School Graduation Jokes)
- Knock Knock… Who’s there!… B-4!… B-4 who?… B-4 you take the diploma, shake the principal’s hand. (Principal Jokes for Kids)
- Why do all the students bring ladders to ninth grade?… They’re in high school now. (High School Jokes & High School Graduation Jokes)
- A group of vaping college students is called a smog…. A group of vaping middle school students is called down to the principal’s office. (Principal Jokes)
- I didn’t graduate with honors. I was honored just to graduate. – Melanie White (High School Jokes & High School Graduation Jokes)
- My high school graduation was held inside the basketball arena and man was it hot…. It must have been like 5,000 degrees in there. (Basketball Jokes)
- What animal is always at a high school baseball game?… A bat. (High School Jokes & Bat Jokes)
- Why can’t the Cat in the Hat go to high school?… You’re not allowed to wear hats in school! (Hat Jokes & Dr. Seuss Jokes)
- Why did one high school in the city stop organizing graduation ceremonies?… There was too much name-calling in it. (High School Jokes)
- Teacher #1: My new student is from Ireland. Teacher #2: Oh, really? …. Teacher #1: No, O’Reilly! (St Patrick’s Day Jokes for Teachers)
- “I promise not to make any bad jokes for the rest of the year.” A high school teacher on the last day before Winter Break. (Dad Jokes & New Year’s Eve Jokes for Teachers)
- Why are leprechauns bad high school teachers?…. Because they’re very short-tempered! (St Patrick’s Day Jokes for Teachers)
- What did the high school graduate ask when he entered his graduation ceremony?… Is it one degree hotter in here? (High School Jokes & High School Graduation Jokes)
- Are people jealous of the Irish high school teachers?… Sure, they’re green with envy! (St Patrick’s Day Jokes for Teachers)
- Knock Knock …. Who’s there? ….Irish!… Irish Who? …. Irish you were a better high school student.
- Did you hear about the kidnapping at the local middle school?… Probably not, he is still sleeping in the nurse’s office. (Napping Jokes & Nurse Jokes)
- Do leprechauns make good high school secretaries? …. Sure, they’re great at shorthand! (Leprechaun Jokes)
- Are people jealous of the Irish students?… Sure, they’re green with envy!
- Are people jealous of the Irish students?… Sure, they’re green with envy!
- How can you tell if an Irish high school student is having a good time? …. He’s Dublin over with laughter! (World Geography Jokes)
- Why can’t you borrow lunch money from a leprechaun? …. Because they’re always a little short. (Leprechaun Jokes)
- Knock, knock… Who’s there?… Gladys… Gladys, who?… Gladys graduation day! (Graduation Knock Knock Jokes & Summer Jokes)
- Are people jealous of the Irish teachers?… Sure, they’re green with envy!
- What did the graduate say when his mom asked him why he didn’t pick up his phone at his graduation?… I couldn’t pick up because the reception was horrible.
- What New Year’s resolution should a high school basketball player never make?… To travel more. (Travel Guest Blogs & New Year’s Eve Jokes for Teachers)
- I used to get into fights at the drop of a hat… Which is probably why I got fired from my job as a graduation photographer. (Labor Day Jokes)
- What did the high school cheerleaders say on New Year’s Day?… Happy New Cheer! (New Year’s Eve Jokes for Teachers & High School Jokes)
- What is the #1 Christmas present for a high school music teacher?… a broken drum. You can’t beat it! (Christmas Jokes for Teachers)
- How does a high school student make a tissue dance?… Put a little boogey in it!
- What’s the difference between a high school teacher and a train?… A teacher says, “Spit out that gum!” and a train says, “Chew! Chew!” (Train Jokes & Gum Jokes)
- Why don’t you see giraffes in elementary school?… Because they’re all in high school. (Elementary School Jokes & Giraffe Jokes)
- I somehow managed to make it through high school math while only memorizing even numbers… What are the odds?
- What do you call a 10th grader taking chemistry?… A Soph – Mol. (Mole Day Jokes & Chemistry Jokes)
- What kind of test do chemistry students like best?… Mole-tiple choice. (Mole Day Jokes)
- Spring Fever: Four high school boys afflicted with spring fever skipped morning classes. After lunch they reported to the teacher that they had a flat tire. Much to their relief she smiled and said, “Well, you missed a test today so take seats apart from one another and take out a piece of paper.” Still smiling, she waited for them to sit down. Then she said: “First Question: Which tire was flat?” (Spring Jokes)
- My 10 year high school reunion was this weekend… I ran into these twin brothers I hadn’t seen since graduation, and I thought to myself.. “Well, you two still look the same.” (College Jokes & Graduation Jokes)
- Why did the middle school student go to the top of the school?… Because he wanted to go to high school.
- How is a high school softball team like a brownie?… They both depend on a good batter! (Softball Jokes & Brownie Jokes)
- National Brownie Day: How is a high school baseball team like a brownie?… They both depend on a good batter! (Softball Jokes & Brownie Jokes)
- Name a bus you can never enter?… A syllabus. (College Jokes & Graduation Jokes)
- College is similar to high school… To a degree. (College Jokes & Graduation Jokes)
- What should you grow in a high school garden?… Human beans! (Flower Jokes)
- There was a kidnapping in the local high school… Luckily a teacher woke him up.
- How does a high school science teacher freshen her breath?… With experi-mints! (Science Jokes)
- Why isn’t there a clock in the high school library?… Because it tocks too much. (Library Jokes)
- What’s the only class in high school with makeup exams? Cosmetology.
- Why did the middle school teacher draw on the window?… Because he wanted his lesson to be very clear! (Top 10 Teacher Jokes)
- How are coffee beans like high school kids?… They’re always getting grounded. (Coffee Jokes)
- Why didn’t the freshman go to the pirate movie?… Because it was rated arrrrr
- Why did the boy take a ladder to school?… Because he wanted to get to high school.
- A book never written: “High School Math” by Cal Q. Luss. (Calculus Jokes & High School Jokes)
- What’s a middle school teacher’s favorite nation?… Expla-nation. (World Geography)
- What school teaches you how to greet people?… Hi School.
- Why did the M&M go to high school?… Because he really wanted to be a Smartie! (Candy Jokes for Kids)
- How many freshmen does it take to change a light bulb?… None, it’s a sophomore course.
- Why did the freshman eat his homework?… Because his teacher said it was a piece of cake.
- Why is a elementary school band like a fish?…. They both have scales! (Music Jokes)
- Why didn’t the mermaid finish high school? Because her grades were always under the C.
- We had a band in High School called 1023 Megabytes. We never made it to a gig.
- Why didn’t the sun go to high school?… Because it already had a million degrees! (College Jokes)
- Why are high school cheerleaders on the bottom of the pyramid smarter than the ones at the top?… Because they understand. (Top 10 Sports Jokes & Cheerleading Jokes)
- My 10 year high school reunion was this weekend… I ran into these twin brothers I hadn’t seen since graduation, and I thought to myself.. “Well, you two still look the same.”
- Why did the middle school students study in the airplane?… Because they wanted higher grades. (Plane Jokes)