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- 180 School Jokes (ranked)
- Top 10 Middle School Jokes
- Top 50 Middle School Jokes
- Elementary School Jokes
- Middle School Jokes
- High School Jokes
- Teacher Jokes
- Principal Jokes
- Top 10 Middle School Jokes & 101 Middle School Jokes
- (Middle School Jokes)
- Knock knockout?…Who is there?…Boo… Boo Who?… Don’t cry! There are many more middle school jokes. (Knock Knock Jokes for Kids)
- How is an earthquake like a middle school student?… The both get grounded. (Earthquake Jokes)
- If the #2 pencil is the most popular pencil in middle school… why isn’t it #1? (Pencil Jokes)
- When did Anakin’s Jedi masters know he was leaning towards the dark side?… In the Sith Grade. (180 School Jokes & Star Wars Jokes)
- How do you get straight A’s in middle school?… By using a ruler. (180 School Jokes)
- What do get when you cross one middle school principal with a high school principal?… I wouldn’t do it, principals don’t like to be crossed! (Principal Jokes)
- A group of vaping college students is called a smog…. A group of vaping middle school students is called down to the principal’s office. (Principal Jokes & College Jokes)
- Why are leprechauns bad middle school teachers?…. Because they’re very short-tempered! (St Patrick’s Day Jokes for Teachers)
- Why was the teacher suspicious of the Watermelon during the 1st day… She couldn’t really put her finger on it. He just looked a little seedy. (Jokes for Teachers)
- Why was the teacher suspicious of the Watermelon during the exam… She couldn’t really put her finger on it. He just looked a little seedy. (Jokes for Teachers)
- Are people jealous of the Irish middle school teachers?… Sure, they’re green with envy! (St Patrick’s Day Jokes for Teachers)
- Why can’t you borrow lunch money from a leprechaun? …. Because they’re always a little short. (Leprechaun Jokes)
- Do leprechauns make good middle school secretaries? …. Sure, they’re great at shorthand! (Leprechaun Jokes)
- Are people jealous of the Irish students?… Sure, they’re green with envy!
- Are people jealous of the Irish students?… Sure, they’re green with envy!
- Are people jealous of the Irish teachers?… Sure, they’re green with envy!
- Knock Knock …. Who’s there? ….Irish!… Irish Who? …. Irish you were a better middle school student.
- How can you tell if an Irish middle school student is having a good time? …. He’s Dublin over with laughter! (World Geography Jokes)
- How are coffee beans like middle school kids?… They’re always getting grounded. (Coffee Jokes)
- Teacher #1: My new student is from Ireland. Teacher #2: Oh, really? …. Teacher #1: No, O’Reilly! (St Patrick’s Day Jokes for Teachers)
- What is the #1 present for a middle school music teacher?… a broken drum. You can’t beat it! (Christmas Jokes for Teachers)
- What’s the difference between a middle school teacher and a train?… A teacher says, “Spit out that gum!” and a train says, “Chew! Chew!” (Train Jokes & Gum Jokes)
- Why did the nose not want to go to middle school?… He was tired of getting picked on! (October: Bullying Prevention Month)
- Why did the M&M go to middle school?… Because he really wanted to be a Smartie! (Candy Jokes for Kids)
- Did you hear about the kidnapping at the local middle school?… Probably not, he is still sleeping in the nurse’s office. (Napping Jokes & Nurse Jokes)
- Why is a middle school band like a fish?…. They both have scales! (Music Jokes & Fishing Jokes)
- What object is king of the middle school classroom?… The ruler!
- Teacher: Where did your mom go to middle school? Student: Alaska. Teacher: Never mind, I’ll ask her myself.(Mother’s Day Jokes & Alaska Jokes)
- What did the dentist give to the middle school marching band?…A TUBA toothpaste. (Music Jokes & Dentist Jokes)
- What state has the the loudest middle school students?… ILL-I-NOISE! (Top U.S. State Jokes & Illinois Jokes)
- Why can’t the Cat in the Hat go to middle school?… You’re not allowed to wear hats in school! (Hat Jokes & Dr. Seuss Jokes)
- “I promise not to make any bad jokes for the rest of the year.” A middle school teacher on the last day before Winter Break. (Dad Jokes & New Year’s Eve Jokes for Teachers)
- What is the #1 Christmas present for a middle school music teacher?… a broken drum. You can’t beat it! (Christmas Jokes for Teachers)
- What New Year’s resolution should a middle school basketball player never make?… To travel more. (Travel Guest Blogs & Basketball Jokes)
- What should you grow in a middle school garden?… Human beans! (Flower Jokes)
- Why did the middle school student drown?… All her grades were below C-level! (Ocean Jokes)
- Why isn’t there a clock in the middle school library?… Because it tocks too much. (Library Jokes & Daylight Savings Jokes)
- Knock Knock!… Who’s there?… Dewey…. Dewey who?… Dewey have to go to middle school today? (Knock Knock Jokes for Kids & Jokes for the 1st Day of School)
- Why didn’t the Cat in the Hat ever get grounded?… His mother did not mind anything he did at all. (Cat Jokes & Dr. Seuss Jokes)
- What do get when you cross one middle school principal with another principal?…I wouldn’t do it, principals don’t like to be crossed! (Principal Jokes)
- A book never written: “The Best Subject in School” by Jim Class. (Book Jokes)
- What is a snake’s favorite class?… Hissss-tory! (Social Studies Jokes & Snake Jokes)
- What’s a middle school teacher’s favorite nation?… Expla-nation. (World Geography & Social Studies Jokes)
- What did one middle school math book say to the other?…You think you’ve got problems. (Math Jokes)
- What do call a middle school student afraid of Santa Claus?…. Claustrophobic. (Christmas Jokes & Psychology Jokes)
- A middle school book never written: “When Does School Start?” by Wendy Belrings. (Book Jokes)
- Where do New York City middle school students learn their multiplication tables?… Times Square. (New York Jokes & Math Jokes)
- What happened when the middle school teacher tied all the kids shoe laces together?… They had a class trip! (Field Trip Jokes)
- Teacher: I’ve had to send you to the principal every day this week. What do you have to say for yourself? Middle School Student: I’m glad it’s Friday! (Principal Jokes)
- Why is middle school arithmetic hard work?… All those numbers you have to carry. (Math Jokes)