101 Middle School Jokes

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Knock knockout?…Who is there?…Boo… Boo Who?… Don’t cry! There are many more middle school jokes. (Knock Knock Jokes for Kids)
What’s the difference between a middle teacher and a train?… A teacher says, “Spit out that gum!” and a train says, “Chew! Chew!” (Train Jokes)
Knock Knock!… Who’s there!… B-2!… B-2 who?… B-2 middle school on time! (Knock Knock Jokes for Kids & Jokes for the 1st Day of School)
Why did the M&M go to middle school?… Because he really wanted to be a Smartie! (Candy Jokes for Kids)
How are coffee beans like middle school kids?… They’re always getting grounded. (Coffee Jokes)
Why did the nose not want to go to middle school?… He was tired of getting picked on! (October: Bullying Prevention Month)
What object is king of the classroom?… The ruler!
Teacher: Where did your mom go to middle school? Student: Alaska. Teacher: Never mind, I’ll ask her myself.(Mother’s Day Jokes & Alaska Jokes)
What do get when you cross one middle school principal with another principal?…I wouldn’t do it, principals don’t like to be crossed! (Principal Jokes)
What do librarians take with them when they go fishing?… Bookworms. (Fishing Jokes & Library Jokes)
Knock, knock…Who’s there?… Gladys… Gladys, who?… Gladys the weekend—no homework! (180 School Jokes)
Teacher: I’ve had to send you to the principal every day this week. What do you have to say for yourself? Student: I’m glad it’s Friday!
Knock Knock!… Who’s there?… Dewey…. Dewey who?… Dewey have to go to school today? (Knock Knock Jokes for Kids & Jokes for the 1st Day of School)
What makes a Cyclops such an effective middle school teacher?… He has only one pupil.
How do bees get to middle school?… By school buzz. (Bee Jokes)
If the #2 pencil is the most popular, why isn’t it #1? (Pencil Jokes)
A book never written: “The Best Subject in School” by Jim Class.
Why is a middle school band like a fish?…. They both have scales! (Music Jokes)
How do you get straight A’s?… By using a ruler. (180 School Jokes)
Middle School Student: Teacher, would you punish me for something I didn’t do? Teacher: Of course not. Middle School Student: Good, because I didn’t do my homework.
What flies around the kindergarten room at night?…The alpha-BAT. (Kindergarten Jokes & 26 Lessons for the Letter of the Week A- Z)
What does a gorilla learn in school… His Ape B C’s. (Ape Jokes)
Why did the middle school music teacher need a ladder?… To reach the high notes. (Music Jokes)
Why shouldn’t you write with a broken pencil?… Because it has no point! (Pencil Jokes)
Teacher: Can anyone tell me how many seconds there are in a year?… Student: 12! January 2nd, February 2nd, March 2nd… (Top 10 Jokes for Each Month)
Teacher: Which month has 28 days? Student: Every month! (Top 10 Jokes for Each Month)
Why are middle school cheerleaders on the bottom of the pyramid smarter than the ones at the top?… Because they understand. (Top 10 Sports Jokes & Cheerleading Jokes)
What did the ground say to the earthquake?… You crack me up!(Geography Jokes & Earthquake Jokes)
Why was school easier for cave people?… Because there was no history to study! (Caveman Jokes)
Which are the stronger days of the week?… Saturday and Sunday. The rest are weekdays. (180 School Jokes)
How does a middle school student make a tissue dance?… Put a little boogey in it! (Music Jokes)
Did you hear about the kidnapping at the local middle school?… Probably not, he is still sleeping. (Napping Jokes)
What did the middle school math book tell the #2 pencil?….I have a lot of problems. (Pencil Jokes / Math Jokes / Pi Day Jokes)
What is a pencil’s favorite sport?… Diving (the pencil dive)! (Swimming Jokes& Pencil Jokes)
Why did the broom get a poor grade in middle school?… I don’t know. Because it was always sweeping during class! (Napping Jokes)
What do a chicken and a middle school band have in common?…. They both have drum sticks! (Music Jokes & Chicken Jokes)
What’s a middle school teacher’s favorite nation?… Expla-nation. (World Geography)
Where do [state] middle school sports teams buy their uniforms?… New Jersey? (Top 10 Sports Jokes)
Chemistry Teacher: 1hat is the chemical formula for water? Student: H-I-J-K-L-M-N-O. Teacher: What are you talking about? Student: Yesterday you said it was H to O. (Chemistry Jokes)
Why did the middle school students study in the airplane?… Because they wanted higher grades. (Plane Jokes)
Why is it dangerous to do math in the jungle?… Because when you add four and four you get ate (eight). (Math Jokes for Kids)
Why did the jellybean go to school?… To become a smartie! (Candy Jokes)
What is a math teacher’s favorite dessert?… Pi! (Pi Day Jokes & Pie Jokes)
What do you call a boy with a dictionary in his pocket?… Smartie Pants! (Grammar Jokes)
Why did the middle school teacher draw on the window?… Because he wanted his lesson to be very clear! (Top 10 Teacher Jokes)
Why did 6 hate 7?… Because 7 8 9. (Math Jokes for Kids)
What did the ghost teacher say to his class?… “Look at the board and I’ll go through it again!” (Ghost Jokes & Top 10 Teacher Jokes)
Why do magicians do so well in school?… They’re good at trick questions.(Magic Jokes)
Why is 2+2=5 like your left foot?… It’s not right. (Biology Jokes & Math Jokes for Kids)
What do call a middle school student afraid of Santa Claus?….Claustrophobic. (Christmas Jokes)
What did the pen say to the pencil?… So, what’s your point! (Pencil Jokes)
“We have too many quizzes in school!” the middle student said testily.
Why did the middle school student study in the airplane?… Because he wanted a higher education! (Pilot Jokes)
What’s the worst thing you’re likely to find in the middle school cafeteria?… The Food!
How did the middle school music teacher get locked in the classroom?… His keys were inside the piano! (Music Jokes)
What do elves learn in school?… The elf-abet! (Elf Jokes)
What holds the sun up in the sky?… Sunbeams! (Sun Jokes)
When do astronauts eat?… At launch time! (Astronomy Jokes)
What did the pencil sharpener say to the pencil?… Stop going in circles and get to the point! (Pencil Jokes)
How does the barber cut the moon’s hair?… E-clipse it! (Full Moon Jokes)
Teacher: Can you tell us where the Declaration of Independence was signed? Student: Yes, ma’am. At the bottom. (American Revolution Jokes)
What happened when the wheel was invented?… It caused a revolution! (Bike Jokes)
What is the world’s tallest building?… The library because it has the most stories. (Library Jokes)
What vegetables do middle school librarians like?… Quiet peas. (Library Jokes & Farming Jokes)
Why did the clock in the middle school cafeteria run slow?… It always went back four seconds. (Daylight Saving Time Jokes)
Why didn’t the sun go to college?… Because it already had a million degrees! (College Jokes & Sun Jokes)
A middle school book never written: “When Does School Start?” by Wendy Belrings. (Book Jokes)
Why is it so hot in a middle school football stadium after a game?…. All the fans have left! (Football Jokes)
Did you hear the joke about the middle school construction project?…. I’m still working on it!
I heard they put a new wing on the middle school… That is true, but it still won’t fly. (Pilot Jokes)
Son: My teacher says I have to write more clearly. Mom: That’s a good idea. Son: No, it’s not. Then she’ll know I can’t spell. (Teacher Jokes)
Where do you put smart hot dogs?…. On honor rolls! (Hot Dog Jokes & 180 School jokes)
How do middle school athletes stay cool during a game?…They sit near the fans! (Top 10 Sports Jokes)
Why did the middle school student bury all his money?…. to make his soil rich! (Farming Jokes)
Where can you find an ocean without water?….on a map! (Geography Jokes & Ocean Jokes)
What did you learn in school today?… Not enough, I have to go back tomorrow! (Back to School Jokes)
Why did the middle school student stare at the automobile’s radio?…. He wanted to watch a car-tune. (Car Jokes & Music Jokes)
When is a middle school theater clumsy?….When the curtain falls.
Why was the middle school textbook in the hospital?… Because it hurt his spine. (Doctor Jokes)
Why did the middle school student throw a clock out the window?…He wanted time to fly. (Daylight Savings Jokes)
What did the dentist give to the middle school marching band?…A TUBA toothpaste. (Music Jokes & Dentist Jokes)
Why shouldn’t you tell the joke about the ceiling to a middle school student?… It’s way over his / her head. (Biology Jokes)
What did one middle school math book say to the other?…You think you’ve got problems. (Math Jokes)
Why are fish so smart?… They travel in schools! (Teacher Jokes & Travel Guest Blogs)
Why did the middle school put his money in the freezer? … He wanted cold hard cash!
What state has the the loudest middle school students?… ILL-I-NOISE! (Top U.S. State Jokes & Illinois Jokes)
Why did the home economics student throw the butter out the window?… to see a butterfly! (Butterfly Jokes)
How was the middle school band Camping Trip?…Intense (in-tents)! (Camping Jokes)
Why are middle school mascots never hungry?…Because they are always stuffed!
What is the only bow that a middle school student can’t tie?…Rainbow!
What do you call a middle school student with carrots in its ears?… Anything you want, he can’t hear you! (Farming Jokes)
Why did the middle school baseball player get arrested? … Because he stole second base! (Baseball Jokes)
Why did middle school nurse tip toe past the medicine cabinet? … She didn’t want to wake the sleeping pills. (Doctor Jokes / Nurse Jokes / Napping Jokes)
Have you heard the joke about the middle school baseball? … It’ll leave you in stitches. (Baseball Jokes)
Why was the teacher wearing sunglasses to school?… She had bright students!
What did the glue say to the teacher?… “I’m stuck on you.”
A book never written: “High School Math” by Cal Q. Luss. (Book Jokes)
If two is a pair and three is a crowd, what are four and five? … Nine! (Math Jokes)
What did the framed student artwork say to the wall?… I was framed!
What did one middle school cafeteria plate say to the other plate?…Lunch (dinner, or breakfast) is on me! (Breakfast Jokes)
What did zero (0) say to eight (8)?…Nice belt! (Math Jokes)

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